how would all these buttmad nerds react if everything about the new ghostbusters was the same, except that the cast was Charlie Day, TJ Miller, Hannibal Burress, Kumail Nanjiani, and Aubrey Plaza as the secretary?
Guarantee that all the dweebs would be cumming with excitement, which is proof it's the all female cast
The jokes are terrible, there's really nothing the actors could do to change that.
Evan Bailey
I can't believe they slimmed down the Leslie Jones figure that much.
Ryan Edwards
Nerds love remakes right?
They'd still be pissed and see it for the obvious nostalgia cash grab. But not as pissed because it wouldn't have the added layer of shitting on the original for muh SJ
Caleb Moore
A better question is, would the anal-devastated defenders of the movie defend it as vehemently?
Liam James
hell yeah id enjoy funny actors in the roles
isnt that why we're upset? cause these people fucking suck at humour?
Hudson Morris
>Aubrey Plaza as the secretary Fucking inspired casting.
Cameron Anderson
why doesn't the black chick have the costume on, looks very cheap desu
Cooper Ortiz
Of course. Women aren't funny. Name one decent woman comedian
Kayden Price
Eddie Izzard
Julian Phillips
Imagine Charlie's Angels being all men. Would nerds care? Yes, because it's equally stupid.
Some of nerds favorite movies have women leads. Think Terminator, Alien and Kill Bill.
Just stop it. The new Ghostbusters movie looks like an SNL skit that just goes on too long.
Joseph Ward
wasn't there that obese chick?
Joseph Sullivan
>Getting hyped over a cash grab sequel no one wanted, from a dogshit studio >ever Fuck off. The stunt casting is the least of this trainwreck's problem.
Austin Foster
Whitney Cummings
Jason Perez
Stop making this fucking thread over and over again ya fucking sperglord
Easton Fisher
>TJ miller it would be worse
Luke Diaz
>I guarantee you that x would happen based on no evidence >therefore y
Dumb cunt detected.
Connor Walker
My worst fear was these two fucks were going to be involved somehow.
A short list of things women should be doing other than shitposting their misinformed opinions:
>having children >giving blowjobs
Back to it, Sally.
Robert Gutierrez
>Theory pulled out of ass >THIS PROVES IT'S THE WOMAN
No.
Sebastian Watson
Chelsea Peretti
Ayden Brooks
It's not the fact it's an all female cast. It's the writing and delivery. The trailers have been so fucking terrible.
Carter Price
They look like stereotypical jewish business men.
Carson Diaz
I unironically enjoy Peretti and Whitney Cummings.
Jacob Ramirez
>Charlie Day please return to reddit and never come back
Jayden Sanchez
>TJ Miller I'd probably hate it more
Jeremiah Moore
Problem is not all female cast, it is the fact that it is not a direct sequel. This is the underlying failing of the whole thing. They had one chance, they had an interesting world with a history, and they blew it.
Austin Morales
Sup Forums would still hate it because the humor is not directed at us. It's chick-com humor. When have we ever liked chick-coms?
Andrew Moore
I would give everything I owned just to see anything starring both Charlie Day and Hannibal Burress, so that's not a fair question.
Cooper Bell
you obviously would accept that cast so what's your fucking point you mong!?
The cast has little to do with it. I don't know any of these comedians, so for all I know they're actually good at their jobs, but the lines they're being forced to do are just awful. It's like putting Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, and Natalie Portman in Star Wars: it doesn't matter if the actors are good because the script is just horrible.
Jose Jenkins
>dude uncut dicks are gross lmao >funny
Jordan Morris
go back to réddit
Julian Baker
Natasha Leggero Christina Pazsitzky Kathleen Madigan Morgan Murphy Jackie Kashian
Daniel Reed
>You're just mad because it's shit! I bet if it was good, you guys would love it! Checkmate.
Jace Perry
>Natasha Leggero stopped reading
Jayden Wood
>implying there wouldn't have been a shitstorm with any combination of female comedians
Look, can I just be real here? Why the fuck are we so triggered by the term "misogynist"? Sure, I'm a fucking misogynist. I don't like women much outside the sexual. I don't think female comedians are funny. I don't think they're good at much of anything compared to men.
Why are we so fucking self-hating and mealy-mouthed about this?
Matthew Edwards
>dweeb >nerd Why are you talking like that? Do you think you're cool?