Cary Fukunaga in Talks to Direct HBO Stanley Kubrick Miniseries 'Napoleon,'
>HBO is preparing a miniseries based on Stanley Kubrick's research for a film dubbed his "greatest never made film" — a planned story on French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte's 19th century struggle to bring Europe under his total control. True Detective Emmy winner Cary Fukunaga is in talks to direct the mini, which is in development at the premium cable network.
>Would love a Napoleon miniseries >But because it's HBO it will be filled with pointless nudity and swearing and out of place contemporary political issues so it can be "topical"
Mason Thompson
Bullshit. I'm not going to even check that.
Brody Lewis
It's real
Ryan Collins
This
Nolan Richardson
Hey at least this will hopefully stop HBO from doing that Wheel of time fantasyshit
Julian Hughes
napolean will have a black female first mate and when he gets to Egypt he'll get anally raped by a group of blacks with advanced boating technology
Charles Bailey
How will Fukunaga's absurd boner for explicit child abuse figure into this? Will the first thing Napoleon's soldiers do in each town they take be to graphically gangbang little kids? Will the prettiest little kids be brought to Napoleon so they can give him "relief"?
Kevin Barnes
>it will never be 2004 again
Ethan Allen
This could be fucking amazing. Apparently Kubrick read around 500 books just as research for this film
Connor Anderson
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Jonathan Perry
>anglocucks in charge of a Napoleon biopic This will be terrible, won't it?
Aaron Moore
>I didn't watch Show Me a Hero Kindly fuck off.
Nathan Cruz
Napoleon was an artillery officer, not a naval captain...
Brody Hernandez
barry lyndon was far better than napolean would have been.
Owen Taylor
Fuck cary he's doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as. KUBRICK
Ian Martinez
>everything would be best suited as a HBO miniseries I didn't know there were people who actually agreed with Sup Forums's retarded preference for bloated runtimes and shitty TV production values.
John Thompson
Fucking whiners. This is going to be incredible.
Andrew King
Kek
Landon Morris
Napoleon will be a Bernie Sanders type character who started the French Revolution to redistribute the wealth in France.
The Duke of Wellington will paraphrase a Trump quote every episode.
Andrew Hughes
Fuck off tv is done
Wyatt Wood
>anglos portraying a sympathetic Napoleon Hahha in your dreams, mate
Oliver Bailey
He'll be a scheming power hungry snake who hijacks the noble revolution and deceitfully maneuvers himself to become a ruthless dictator comparable to Hitler
HBO knows how much people love their anti-heros
Ian Perez
I'd rather have Sergio Leone's Leningrad: The 900 Days.