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Phimosistralian edition

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Mum it's not phimosis my diagnosis is frenulum breve thank you

Post omelette.

gonna do a suicide

Bit of a nervous wreck atm lads ahah

>mixed race dude [irish/sri lankan (arranged/mail marriage)
this is the problem

were you this narcissistic in school as well?

Imagine the state of you of posting your mangled nob on a south Sudanese mud brick making forum

FREE love

probably. isnt not realising it part of narcissism

Are lesbians legal in UK?

I realise I have some narcissistic tendencies iah

yes

got called handsome on Sup Forums lads

>Are lesbians legal in UK?

i believe he was talking to ME

Could heem you all for 99p

the lesbian is a dying breed

ah yes, throwback runts

Don't post my wife's daughter ever again

What is that?

fuckk best lollies desu, well outdo nerds

need a pack of fruit gushers or fruit by the foot in my warm, salivating mouth lads

browsing /r/incels for a laff

Ask them about the great Elliot Rodger

very good

Taylor can't be that innocent she wears a thong

>do a poo
>get back into bed
>have to go do another poo 15 minutes later

Ugh...

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HOW WILL I KNOW

just 7 more years to wizardry, lads

he left us too early

I wish I were a toilet

the machine!!! the machine!!!!
*applause*

Post machines fucking

is the admin of the LDP (ignore the name yanks and poms - it's libertarian) a right wing redditor or a Sup Forumstard?

what sort of fucking political party posts #RedPilled?

>he will never be your mate
>you will never go cruising in his bmw

same

>18 year olds calling themselves incel
they're babies

He didn't even that bad looking, if he weren't such a creepy weirdo he could easily gotten a gf

The Maori people are pretty great.

forgot photo

fuck off gook moot

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Thats rude, kys!

Tracer's a Lesbian and she's British.
Cheers love the cavalry is queer.

Midnight and gotta wake up for work in 7 hours

Might pop a beer haha

post phimosis machines

This is a depressed 19 year old British male.

according to which measure?

you're letting the memes get to your head

>based
>#redpill
well they lost any chance of my radical centrist vote

He is depressed because he looks like Bart Simpson

Hmmm

This is a compressed 19 year old British male.

Do it for him, the man behind the convenience store counter.

post BANGERS

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ever met an eskimo?

good post

*Inuit

Yeah. They're a little eccentric but you trying living their life without going crazy, you hook-nosed bastard.
Also like this lad said they're Inuit. If you call them "Eskimos" again I'll fucking deck you.

the waitress today was a VERY attractive half asian half white girl

(the proper usage of the term asian)

>tfw had lost my virginity and got a yeast infection

sex is overrated

>by 2030 china will have run out of all of it's usable drinking water

>Very small penis, 2.7 inches erect. Which would have been fine 100 years ago but now that female sexual desires matter so god damned much there is no hope.
incels always delivers

what can i say, i'm a thirsty boy

i drink your milkshake china, I drink it up

we will become water jews

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water you say?

wonder what her fanny looks like

whats this whole pissgate/donald and watersports thing going on?

liberals latching onto unverified claims again and hoping if they spam something enough it becomes true

>Anyone else feel cucked by men with Art degrees?
finally some validation

>DEY ESS JAY DUBBLE YOOS

Asked the women at work if they believe in a teleological suspension of the ethical

Suffice it to say I was met with blank stares in response

>>by 2030 Ireland will have run out Potatoes

Trumps twitter meltdown is all just a cunning effort to distract from, *spins wheel*, Jared Kushner

>tfw stem degree from best university in the country

and you?

alri sanjeev

facken oath mate i went to uni south straya too an got myself a degree in ute drivin fair dinkum, dropkick seppos think they own all the magic dirt in NT but we'll show em!!!!

You know what UWS stands for don't you mate

might as well just get "bellsniff" tattooed on your forehead lmao

university of willy sucking

I went to huddersfield uni

it was shit! SHIT!

>not just phimosis but a huge skintag on his bell end

feel bad for him but how many branches on the just tree can you hit

Have a masters from the university of manc desu

more like university of wank

MANNY MENTIONED

graduated high honors from a vocational school

ive hit more than that

oh ye, did your mum go there?

Britain will cease to be part of European civilization, they will be part of the English-speaker-globalist "civilization", just like USA / Canada.

hehe, true.

can this wind fucking calm it already
christ

Scorchio!

I did wank during my time there

howling at ANU and USyd students who think their university even comes close to UoM

ANU is only ahead in QS rankings, literally every other list has UoM ahead. It's even ahead of two (2) Ivy League unis (Dartmouth and Brown)

Graduated from the school of life, with a masters in hard work

>I also had my oneitis taken from me several times. There's really nothing we can do that's legal. The normies and Chad's for now, have the law on their side.

>You better get used to it. He is using every last drop of her value in her sweet wet little pussy. He is only one of many guys to flesh bond with her in this life. He has invaded her vagina all the way up to her heart and owns her completely. Your one true love is some chad's cumdump. Who will eventually dump her and she will flesh bond with some other jackass.

have a masters in sociology from east middlesborough metropolitan uni