What the fuck was his fucking problem?

What the fuck was his fucking problem?

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Manlet detected

Well..that's true.

Grand Nagus Rex

Why can't you Fucking Problemfags pace yourself? It's not a fucking competition!

He was a capitalist PIGDOG.

But really user its, sometimes, people just suck.
some point along the line they consider themselves and their interests infinitely more important than everything around them.
Their job, their profits, their lunch.
All that matters at the end of the day is if they're comfortable whether or not its at the expense of others.

He was jewish

what's your fucking problem?

He looks absolutely positively exactly like his german voice actor.

What did he mean by this?

Don't get fresh.

Put a little mustache on his face

He had to deal with an employee who literally talked his clients out of buying insurance because he chose a job he didn't want to do

Why didn't Mr Fantastic go into construction?

He would have done the work of 10 men
Leading to 9 men losing their jobs.

He has to do paperwork to fit in.

say no more

He looks like a technology teacher I had. He still lived with his mother and never married. Sad shit right there.

he wasn't talking people out of getting insurance, he was telling people with his companies policies how to get their policies to pay out in response to legitimate claims.

over compensating small man.

Doesnt have RDJ heels

I love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
I WALKED MR INCREDIBLE ON STAGE.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

pretty sure he meant this.

>legitimate claims
His job is to try and make those not get anything, not encourage them.

Legally, the company was obligated to pay on any legitimate claim.

He was made to look like an ugly little man, so that an ugly little man in germany could voice him in the german version

Doesn't mean it can't try not to.

>trying to break the law isn't illegal

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Well, they tried. Not like they did.

Why didn't they ask linda hunt to voice edna, oh right, looks don't matter when you voice act.

Where did you get that from?

TRIED is the key word here.

>it is legal to beat the shit out of you
>why doesn't everybody do it?
You company bootlickers are so pathetic. This company is even imaginary and you STILL are defending it

I'm not defending it cunt, I'm explaining it and you're getting pissy about the real world.

Lmao, do Germans think that you can see the voice actor or why are they doing this?
>sam jacks character played by a white guy in Germany
Okay. Not all the time, I guess

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Which real world? The real world of the documentary the incredibles or what you mong? His job was to give advice to the clients. Obviously shitty advice so that his shitty company could get more money from its clients, but he didn't do anything wrong either here, just like his company. He just outplayed them at their own shitty game.

Forgot pic

An average manager who banged his wife 10 years ago.

No, he literally explained his company's policies to customers. Is this a bad thing, to you? Should an insurance company never actually pay out? Should they never provide the service that their customers pay for?

Or should they make it difficult for some arbitrary reason?

Paying out is bad from the business perspective.

And? He did nothing wrong.

Then maybe they shouldn't be in the insurance business if they cannot afford to provide the service that they are in business for.

1/2

Think about it for a second. You are short, with ugly features, totally lacking in any sexual appeal to females. You are a virgin despite having, like any healthy male, the hunger of a satyr inside your brain, the juices of a centaur bubbling in your glands. But what of that? You waste all of those energies masturbating; your loves and longings are thrown away with sad spits of sperm. You don’t have any significant talent, you don’t have any ability that make you stand out from the crowd: you were always unnoticed, you still are unnoticed. You feel you would have the energy to change all of that, but you don’t know where to begin, or how to do it: even on your free time watching TV is the only thing that comes to your mind.

You work on a discolored, lifeless office, doing a job that has no meaning to you or to anybody else but that somehow needs to be done. Nothing is required of your brain except to pay attention to details, to organize and categorize things, to do something that a robot would be capable of doing. You do this every day and the weeks, the months, the years all pass so quickly, in a blink half a decade has already been diluted in the mists of those greys and rainy days. You know the inexorable sadness of paper-clips, formularies, stamps, pens that are starting to ink-fail: all those flies that surround the opaque carcass of the modern day work-office. You would like to run away from all of this, but you simply don’t know how to do it: you don’t have ideas, you don’t have hobbies, all you know how to do is to organize paperwork and watch TV when you come home. You are too shy and introvert to have friends. You envy anyone who looks more happy or healthy than you, which means virtually anyone. They suffer, like you suffer, of course – we all do – but their suffering doesn’t seem so palpable, so evident as your own.

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On top of that you have hemorrhoids that hurt like hell and digestive problems. You felt for years now that someday everything will change and you will actually start living but now that vapor is starting to fade away for good. You are growing bald; the expensive suit you bought still fits bad on your small and gnomic body.

Damn, if I was this guy I would also be mad as hell.

>Manlet

this was his problem

>youtube.com/watch?v=dK_OKGELcn0
>your fucking face when

Did you write this just now? Why?

I wrote this now. Was bored on the office and with little work to do. Felt sorry for the guy. Also, must correct this:

>You felt for years now that someday everything will* (would) change and you will* (would) actually start living but now that vapor is starting to fade away for good.

>different timezones
Okay. Good for you. I would like to do that on my job, but I can't. They monitor all of our internet activity.

>You are short, with ugly features, totally lacking in any sexual appeal to females. You are a virgin
That's like 95% of this website

I'm not short at least

I'm not happy, Sup Forums .

Ask me why.

why?

fuck me I wish I had the .gif of him throwing down his little bag

>no bane mask

Sup Forums has changed...

the soundtrack of the film is fantastic

dumb people would be mad, smart people would be nice to others so others can be nice to you and at least you wouldn't feel as bad.
a CEO would be that smart, but hey, it's cape animation, we need bad guys!

Not....

No it fucking isn't because who is going to buy insurance from a provider that never pays out.

>implying the main bad guy are companies or CEOs in the incredibles
How the fuck did you manage to not get a movie for kids?
>shoulders deep inside companies' anus
It all makes sense now

everything in this film is fantastic. top 5 capefilms ever no doubt

He's long past his prime

>tfw I'm basically the same

I find it really hard when I'm in a job to go along with all the corporate bullshit. Don't they ever think what it must be like being a customer themselves?