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bunch of churkas

islamic gommunism

lot of flat land where they launch rockets and test nukes

"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"

From the left to the right
>Georgia
Good food, good qts, cozy atmosphere, 10/10
>Armenia
Good food, kind (but sneaky-tricky motherfuckers sometimes) people, beautiful language, but almost no qts
>Azerbaijan
Good food, ok people, Baku is kinda beautiful but seems to be not comfy at all
>Kazakhstan
Russified mongols on the north, literally looks just like Russia. Muslim sandniggers on the south.
>Ubekistan
Plov, low culture, dirt, the source of a shittone of immigrants to Russia
>Turkmenistan
Totalitaristic shithole, no news from there, almost impossible to visit even their capital
>Tajikistan
See Uzbekistan
>Kyrgyzstan
See Tajikistan
t. ex-ussr pro

>literally looks just like Russia.
But this one can be said for every ex-ussr country, right?

No, some (Balts) are better, some (bananastans) are worse.

To any Turks and Armenians, what does the last name Chakmakchian/Çakmakçoglu or Chakmakian/Çakmakoglu mean?

Kazakh potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

çakmak means lighter
çakmakçı = one who makes/sells lighters for living
çakmakçıoğlu = the son of the one who makes/sells lighters for living

Just realized Kyrgyzstan is on google maps

From what I was told it from some armenians, it is the name of someone who repairs firearms and sells them. Is there any truth to this? Because apparently it is a fairly old name.

>churkas live better than aryan georgians

we don't have shittons of oil borat

Russian chinks and Islamic Russian chinks

horse meat sausages with horse milk

You know that was filmed in a gypsy village in Romania, right?

Cakmak also means to ignite, so it may be true that he repaired firearms.

Lot of Armenians got names after their profession in Ottoman Empire. The -yan at the end is kind of like the -son ending in English. Funny thing is Armenians in Ottoman Empire kept the names of their professions Turkish while adding -yan to the end.

Thanks! Wasn't sure, I was really hoping my family name wasn't based off of repairing Bics and Zippos.

actually you have nothing except cheap taxi drivers

Is it worth learning Kazaki?

no

i know. thats that i said. we have nothing

tengri praisers in secret

Oh wait, I just remembered that the ignition starter in flintlock rifles in Turkish is also called cakmak. So there's a good chance that he was doing something related to firearms.

Is it easy to learn Kazak if you know Turkish? Do you actually understand even a little bit of each other?

Most of the suffixes and some basic words are comprehensible
It can also mean artillerist who knows

a little bit - yes, but our languages are in the different language groups
but yeah its much easier if you know turkish

Thanks, I should check it out then. But it's hard enough to find sources for Turkish, I'm guessing it would be even harder to find something for Kazak.

Also I thought they were both Turkic languages was I wrong?

you are right, I mean that kazakh language in turkic-kipchak group, while turkish in turkic-oghuz group

Got it thanks.

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>that red dot in the middle of China
Who are they?

idk really :c

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I want to make a trip to either the Caucasus or Central Asia. Can I visit Azerbaijan and Armenia with the same passport?

I.e. if my passport has been stamped by Armenians, will Azeri bureaucracy still allow me in?

nice, thanks

Just give them 10 bucks at the border to feed their family for a month.

RIP georgia

Learn Russian instead, most of them understand it

Not sure if you know, but how racist are they when it comes to ethnic minorities?

thats very similar to swedish structure
>tändare
>tändarmakare
>tändarmakarson
my nostratic brother

The thing is Turkish is built upon this philosophy. Adding things to the end of the word to derive new words or add more information to it. I think Finnish is similar in that regard because you know they're Mongolians.

It's because Finnish is also an Uralic-Altaic languege. Uralic Altaic langueges have this kind of word structures

No, it's because they're Mongolians and Mongolians speak a language from that language group.

>I am a filthy arm*nian who refuses to learn please fuck my mother's brown hairy pussy as you bash her head to concrete walls

Gerizekalı mısın amk

btw

>I've never learned the difference between banter and straight up insult please hide my responses.

Ayrica Ermeni degilim. Sadece Turkce biliyorum.

erm*niler out

the byzantines "fucked up" considered them subhuman (because they are) and didn't bother to send missionaries to make them Christians like we did with the slavs. Then the caliphate came and made them muslims (because they are basically the same sandnigers) which only worsened their situation then the Ruskies came but it was already to late. Now they are just puppets for powerful nations like Russia China and Iran. They are doomed to be this way since they land is basically a dessert with natural resources which means that anyone who takes power only has to control the resources. Their only hope is that at some point trade routes will once more pass through there once more (silk road) and they will get civilized

Swedes building mosques I expect. Mosques for everyone in the audience.

i will go to USA

>Their only hope is that at some point trade routes will once more pass through there once more (silk road) and they will get civilized
Globalization and Internet?

qts

>Globalization
no i mean it like the USA and every other global power ever if trade routes don't go through a country this country is doomed
> Internet
kinda

btw
>the byzantines "fucked up" considered them subhuman
Even Armenians?

no this applies only to to the regions that now end in ''stan'' even the Kazakhs dont go fully under this category. Also remember that before the turks genocide them Armenians lived in this(pic) region

>this is what christians actually believe

a turk fucks the conversation
I'm fucken surprised

tfw replacement already started

>tfw you will never be a cute Turkic girl

;_;

looks like you hit her in the face with a pan

They will be victims of the Eurasianist agenda very soon.

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Bride kidnappings that are still around because "muh culture"

>tfw you will never have a street side date with a subservient Uyghur girl

Life is suffering

Borat
poverty
killing of the jews
mining

She's probably 75% han
Ugyies look like typical brown people

No bully

face to wide nose to flat

Persian sluts

What kind of ""humans"" are these and why are they so ugly? I didn't know this whole race of people even existed.