What's that? You have a rare signed first edition vinyl of Neutral Milk Hotel? Hold on...

What's that? You have a rare signed first edition vinyl of Neutral Milk Hotel? Hold on, let me call my buddies at Sup Forums. They're experts on stuff like this.

Offer a piece of shit and you're risking

I don't know man, people seem to be interested in this Jerry Magnum guy, seems like it could be a good buy...

Sounds good? Ask Chum Lee to take it for a spin.

... new here aren't you?

It ain't worth shit, in fact it's worth minus money, you lose money by owning it. I'll be more than happy to take it off you to dispose of though.

Well yes, I just decided to consult you, my buddy Sup Forums, to see what this record is worth!

Who is this man?

Black Francis

I'm wise to your tricks, user! Name your price or else it's no deal!

It's the guy from Pixies

I dunno, half a buck?

Listen, I came here so you can appraise this record. Are you stupid *bleep* gonna give me a price range or what?

>Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years -

>you never know what is gonna come through that door.

$1-$0.5

Just give him a copy of Battletoads for it.

THE GLOW PT 2 IS BETTER

THE LEAVES HAVE SHAKEN OFF THE DRY TREES
THE STARS HAVE RAINED
THE SUN HAS CAST ITS LAST WHEEZ
OP IS A TURBOPLEB
A DARKNESS CLOUDING THE NIGHT
VOLCANOES ABYSS ON THE STREET CRACKING
SNAKES AND TORTOISES COUGHBALLING

- : ALL COMING AND WELCOMED : -

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IF YOU *BLEEP* KIDS CALL HERE ONE MORE TIME ABOUT *BLEEP* BATTLETOADS, I WILL PERSONALLY CUT OFF YOUR ASSES AND HANG THEM ABOVE MY GOD*BLEEP* FIREPLACE!

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Gee, you really think it's for so little? It's signed by Johnny Magnets or whatever...

What the *bleep* does that even mean? Are you retarded or something? God, you guys are weird...

Ive heard Big Hoss, Julien, and Jeff are starting a new band together

Bruce Wilis packed on a few kilos