Be P*land

>be P*land
>lose every single war in existence

>Be Australian
>Lag out

>>be Taiwan
>>not recognized as a country

>be Romanian
>steal every piece of copper in existence

>be American
>get constantly ridiculed

>be american
>do dumb things
>get ridiculed

>be singaporean
>get durian'd

>be brazilian

>likes bananas

We recog you as a cunt m8 fuck vagina

>be american
>post something stupid
>get 20+ (you)s

good post

> be Canada
> feature the national foliage on your flag

>be Canadian
>cant win wars because if you kill your enemies they win

>be finnish
>be ridiculed for being smartest race on earth living in a perfect country
>drink and suicide from bullying

>be British
>No such thing as dentist
>/x/

>be united statesian
>country is owned by corporations

>be German
>20% of your country is taken by Poland

>be poles
>your king can't have children because he's fucking jesus

>be British
>lose empire to a peace loving monkey

>Be Nederlands
>everyone calls you ''Dutch''

>be american
>have poorer living standards than most of western europe despite being a superpower

>your king can't have children because he's fucking jesus

isnt that a crime in your country? does poland allow homosex now?

Here is a (you) for you

now knock it off cunt

>Be Danish
>Police have to meet fine quotas.

it's time to come home

nein

>be Polish
>choke on smog
Send help

is this the self hate thread

>be italian
*sigh*

can't be that bad, don't most latins have good social lives?

>be Swedish
>constant pc bullshit

> believing you are going to get (You)s
> American education

>be Spaniard
>my biggest achievement is having done siesta from waking up in the morning until going to bed at night

>be French
>say it in English

>be malaysian
>corrupt government

US have higher gdp per capita than most of Western Europe.

muh gdp meme

>be German
>declare war on
>everyone
>twice

>be french
>get truck'd in the name of Allah

Be Malaysian
>be a Chink + Muslim Manley hybrid

>be Pole
>take bath with carp and it's floating shit before eating it for Christmas ever

>be Dutch
>be Atlantis soon

>Be German
>have Italy as an ally
>twice

>be Spaniard
>rely on phone's autocorrect for quality shitposting

Haha, yeah...how could I forget about my social life....haha...ha...

>Be UAE
>Become india^2 after oil runs out

Polandicans (?) is a hopelessly lost race of people

>be swede
>post something liberal
>get 20+ (you)s

>be Filipino

>Be Romanian, proud descendant of the Roman empire, tall, white and handsome
>Everyone calls you a gyppo