Im at my friend's house

Im at my friend's house

I really want to suck his dick.

Imin his room lying on his bed and he is on the xbox

He knows im bi and i think hes straight

What do i do

Leave him alone you weird faggot

suck his dick?

This.
The fuck's wrong with you? You're friendzoned, faggot. Get over it.

ask him if he wants a blowjob?

How do you know?

This

OP is a faggot

>this

get him horny with porn or some hot conversation about girls and then tell him if he wants a blowjob, if he isn't sure tell him to blow him while he watches straight porn. If you do it well he aint gonna say no.

I'm bi myself.

you do nothing dude, nothing. There is SO MUCH dick out there to get your mouth on it's NOT WORTH ruining a perfectly good friendship over.

He's straight. Nothing. I repeat: nothing. Will make him 'experiment' or whatever. He respects your sexuality now YOU respect his. To straight people the notion of gay sex is physiologically puke-inducint - you're not gonna get anywhere with him.

So do nothing. and maybe get off his bed too. Enjoy your friendship and find a gay bar or something and have fun.

source: I learned this lesson the hard way.

he is saying to blow his dick not propuse him to get married, plus there are a lot of straight men dying for experimenting some gay sex. whats better than a friend to do that?

And you're not into Xbox why?

You hate your friend.

>whats better than a friend to do that?
Pretty much any other guy with a cock. Ruining a friendship just to be a faggot isn't worth it.

This.

This

>watch porn with him
>say you wanna see blowjobs
>focus on her wet mouth slobbering up and down the shaft
>he will eventually say "fuuuuck i wish that was my dick"
>tell him you could suck him..

He will accept.

...

Just ask him if he wants to get his dick sucked on he will accept it if your his type. If not you just ruined ur friendship forever

Basically this holds true for almost all situations. However I get the appeal of a friend being someone you know and trust being attractive.

So drop hints, make jokes about it, brojob is a good place to start (look it up if you don't know choo choo) then work it in as a punishment for bets ( loser has to give the other a brojob, not gay just helping a bro) but don't follow through or force it. Let him make the decision. Once it's a running joke he'll have properly considered it as an option. Then one day drop the joke (better if you're both a little drunk so you can blame it on that)
"I aint getting any, you ain't getting any, I'm bi so I'm not gonna judge and like I'd tell anyone else but if you wanna id suck you off, brojob style. A solid for my bro"
Be very prepared and cool with him saying no cause if he's straight he will.
This can kill the friendship but don't right and slowly it'll just make him think you're a bit weird and that's all.

You are heaps better off finding a guy in bar or online if you can

No guy is 100% straight but anyone above 90 is only ever gonna think about it not act on it so if that's your buddy then respect that and move on. But it never hurts to ask, young guys are scared of being seen as gay so straight is always the default answer he could be bi as well and just hasn't figured it out yet. Talk to him and drop hints to see how he responds. If he trusts you you'll find out if he might be down

faggotfaggotfaggotfaggot

Oh shit someone called me a faggot on the internetz!

Yes that's basically what this thread is retard.
Or are you too scared of the big bad gay man and his corrupting influence that already has you looking at cock and wondering what it tastes like so you have to shout faggot at strangers to remind yourself you're meant to be straight?

The people in this threat are either bi, gay or mostly straight but helping out another user. Go be a little bitch elsewhere fuck knuckle

you must be going full emo now

Cant talk, cutting right now.

faggots

No, you are in fact the faggot.

>watch porn with him

Yeah I casually do that with all my friends.

Fucking moron

So I just want source.

I have a gay friend I hang out with and I date traps. I kinda wanna let him fuck me but I pussy out every time.

Remember that crossing the street is only for attention!

I'm not the one with dick sucking advice, checkmate.

>watching porn with your friends

nigga this an't some early 2000 shit where one kid in the group had fast internet and you would all go to watch it at his house together, jesus christ man.

haha come on he is gay he is going to say yes.

told him to watch gay porn

I'm actually naked in bed jerking off but sure whatever you wanna think to get your sad ass through the day buddy

A compulsion maybe, do you have any other neuroses? Is it just gay people or do you shout at straight people too? Have you forgotten to take your meds?

Also as a side note I'd wager I've slept with and dated more women than you have so I wouldn't go around yelling too loudly.

I just shout at people who a degenerate faggots really, like you, degenerate faggot.

I'm not your buddy, guy!

Oh so you're Christian. Wonderful.

I'm not your guy, fuck knuckle

I'm not your fuck knuckle, pal!

Nope but I'm already aware of the fact you make baseless assumptions, the faggot you are.

Ha I know I'm saying I wanna try but I always get too scared. I also have a roommate and if he's around it's even more awkward. It just feels different than the idea of fucking my gf while he's there.

TRIPS OF TRUTH

checked

degenerate fucks

whip it out, see what happens.

ITT: too much talk, not enough cock.

They aren't baseless at all but I'll concede they are assumptions.
But again this is literally a thread for faggotry, you being here is just another form of faggotry, welcome to the club butt pirate

Thiss

>shut your fucking face uncle fucker!

Im straight but i have gay friends.
couldn't give less of a fuck who my buddy sleeps with as long as hes happy, that being said im also an asshole and would not hesitate to punch him in his fucking face if he pulled some gay shit and tried to blow me out of nowhere.

that being said I dont think your gonna just try and suck him off without talking about it so I would expect my response out of him.

>TLDR
dont do it.

You just fuck your uncle all day long!

it's shiritrap/shiri trap

It's okay buddy we know you liek dicks if you're in this thread little buddy.

Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, Uncle Fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long

What's going on here?
Fucker, fucker, Uncle Fucka
Uncle Fucka, Uncle Fucka

Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka
You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucka
You're an Uncle Fucka, I must say
You fucked your uncle yesterday!

no i just hate degenerate fucks like you

best post in this thread

Dress up in his mum's clothes, dress high heels etc... And say in a deep black guy voice "Wanna suck?"

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If somehow I was fooled or manipulated into letting a guy sick my dick. I'd kill myself. Straight up end it all.

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