Prove you're white, Sup Forums

Prove you're white, Sup Forums.

you look like a fucking jew or slav and an average one at best

I say nigga a lot and have a .38 special

I goosestep in the shower.

Your mother is a slav, faggot.

i can swim

i sometimes am brainwashed into feeling bad for lazy people under the guise of not being a racist.

Aryan =/= white

I fuck my cousins

I know words like "anthropomorphic"

We look down on the few people in my family with brown eyes.

Quadroon with a funny shop.

Statistically you're black; then hispanic; then middle eastern ; then white

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Wait until muslisms come over. You won't have that option.

"statistically"

Too bad you're wrong.

I have a job and pay my bills on time.

Is she white? She looks latina, filipina or arab. Shitskins too

I have privilege and i trigger people.

>I have an advanced degree
>My children were born within wedlock
>I vote Republican
>Police address me as "sir"

I know basic mathematics.

My dad was around for my childhood.

White people are the only one's that report it, you nigger-cousin fucker.

I can control myself around basketballs.

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>We look down on the few people in my family with brown eyes.
Your family is mixed? One or two generations and you're family is gonna be in the blm marches

who is she?

I'm good at math, but not great at it.

When my father left for cigarettes, he came back.

I like Always Sunny

I get maybe a two minute grace period in which to scream before they ask me to leave

Watermelon is just ok.

I'm a cuck

i drink mayo with my coffee every morning

Have the highest chance of getting shot by police as well as less likely to get a job while being highly qualified as well as getting into good schools and scholarships

I work for a living

I don't know her real name but it starts with Mary. They call her Sinaloa on Sup Forums.

i dont have friends in jail

So you're a white furfag, nothing to brag about

White power

What an oddly specific birthmark!

I was thinking of the anthropomorphic personification of Death in the Discworld actually.

clearly you haven't met a nice Mexican guy yet. Those guys will rock your world (and pussy).

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>I don't know her real name but it starts with Mary. They call her Sinaloa on Sup Forums.
Sinaloa means she's mexican

My dick looks like this

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(and border)

I make enough money to pay taxes

She looks like a fuckin spic.

I'm not on welfare

Nice femme cock

What's goosestep

Confirmed nigger

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Aryans were Persian

I have a 1" penis

It's like dubstep but with more ambient white supremacy

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They were the first Aryans and Caucasians. They still are. They're not "Anglo Saxon" which is what retards think Caucasian is.

You aren't exactly Aryan yourself are you nigger.

So like a game of quiats, or...?

Sure you do.

And statistics go by reports. Try again brotherfucker.

Got tell gradpadad or sistermom I called you out.

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mexican spics are just spaniards mixed with central american natives. They vary from completely spanish blood to completely abo blood. The central american abos mastered agriculture at least so even the 100% abo spics are better than niggers.

I can't Jump

i aint talk to no po leece nigga fuck yo snitch ass bitch

It must suck to be hated by white men for being a spic and spics for hating on your own race.

>Literally every black person in the city

spics are white

I played D1 Lacrosse in high school.

Literally

>Spic: The post

This. Ask any skinhead, they'll tell you mexicans are technically white.

Leeeeel

When will they get Hispanics have their own category for race? The only people that are white which people don't get is middle eastern people.

No, they're fucking not you beaner. Look it up for yourself.

I grew up watching Full House

I play WoW and have been since it came out

Nope, i'm an irish/italian mutt living in america.

Spaniards are white europeans. Mexicans are descended from spaniards and central american abos. Just look at that girl with the big eyes and black bangs that that one autist kept spamming everywhere. She's mexican and lilly white. Not every spic is white, but the vast majority of spics are at least mixed, and some of them are 100% white european.

What do you think spaniards are? Black? Asian?

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I clap when the plane lands

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I have spanish ancestry, so very minimally white. By the way, the aryan race doesn't have fucking spices, so have fun with your flavorless food.

When I get pulled over by a cop, I have a reasonable expectation of surviving the encounter.

Some ugly girl on the internet doesn't want to fuck me?
What will I do?

>assuming

Nazi here, can confirm.

>Parents are still married and love each other
>Had my own car that I paid for by 16
>Graduated high school

>vote Republican
You win user

It's a matter of convenience. If you've ever seen a job application with a race section, you'll notice that white is listed as "non-hispanic white"

Also hispanics are grouped in with euro whites when it comes to most american crime statistics.

i have yet to fuck a white girl, let me ruin one of you for the faggot whiteys

I love these threads

>whitepower

I think it's trying to communicate with us. Let me try

ay nigga bix nood muhfuggin cof bin dub ho muhfugga ya feel me? 100 100 100 100

I have seen every John Hughes movie.

>>drupmf
Race is a social construct.

id cum in your butt


White power

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HISPANIC YOU DUMB FUCK

I have 3 kids who all know I'm their dad, they all live with me, and they all have the same mother.

im not black but ok

That doesn't make them white you wetback. They are Hispanic. Not Caucasian. Just stop.