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>Time for anons to stop acting like you don't visit reddit every day multiple times a day.
I don't, it's crap. Even the STEM- or DIY-related subreddits are borderline intolerable.

the bottom left one is so cute.

So, I met a Vietnamese girl on Omegle, and we've been friends for awhile. We skype almost daily, and she's super cute.

Now, I've heard of the scams where the girl will ask a man for plane tickets and he buys them and then she runs away after illegally immigrating, and I've heard of the scams where the guy buys tickets to visit her and gets mugged or she never shows up.

But she wants to visit me, and she's saving the money to buy the plane tickets herself.
Is there a potential scam here, or am I in the clear as long as I don't contribute a single penny and I meet her in a public area with lots of people?

>But she wants to visit me, and she's saving the money to buy the plane tickets herself.

She really likes you then.

You should meet her at a hotel room desu.

who girl here

post buses

pedo

why do women love it so much when I put my wee wee inside of their anus?

keep it in your own thread buddy

SOMEBODY WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF

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Rate my leaf OC /cum/

I CUM IN THE FUCK

Germans aren't people.
Don't ever make a /cum/ again.

Yes

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Hillary Clinton won the popular vote & is our rightful President. I do not recognize Usurper Trump as POTUS.

have you or had you ever had a relationship before?

are you really that easy to sucker your money to some stranger?

think about it carefully stupid

It's a disaster, bros. I promised her we would try to have sex again today. We would try again. I was gonna try to relax more and just enjoy it and hopefully my body would react normally, unhindered by anxiety, and I'd get hard for her. So we watched a movie. But as it ended I started dreading it, she sat in my lap and we made out and I knew immediately I just wanted out. I was so nervous and anxious that I wouldn't get hard for her again, it was impossible to just relax and enjoy the moment, so I just told her immediately, and she got super disappointed and left. She's holed up in the bathroom now. And I obviously feel like a sack of shit.

Maybe I should go find a therapist or something. This is real bad. I don't want to lose her. I love her. I only want things to be good.

>school & work start in less than a week

good luck son

>I can't read

Retard

how hard is it to get cialis in sweden?

50mg zinc evey night.

beep beep

ask her to peg you

you might be gay bro

there is no "us" in potus

tanks

Go to a doctor and get some meds, user.

I never noticed that bottle of moisturizer

This Doggo Wants a Treat

openly talk to her about your problem, my exgf used to get mad because i couldn't cum and she felt unwanted or unattractive, your girl might be going through the same thought process.
Just tell her that you're fucked up in the head and that you want her to hang in there, to go slower or to be more kinky about it, either that or get drunk on whine with her and eat her like crazy.
maybe you could explore her body inch by inch before moving into straight up sex, do her some oral or playing with her, there are several ways besides penetration that make a girl cum, and once you reached that point you'll have more confidence in goinginside f am. |

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excellent bus content

Nigga you gay.

beautiful. nubian. masterpiece.

Thta's a horrible feel that I'm familiar with bröder

Negro tu joto.

hello, how are you /cum/

nope, condoms hurt my dick so i can only fuck bareback

i am good

You're at a bar and this guy slaps your gf's ass, what do you do?

There are different size condoms senpai.

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in my experience there aren't that many differences among commercial brands, the only ones comfortable enough are custom made in the UK

who /high IQ/ here?

i cant do anything he took my gf

does 98 count as a high IQ

Bring best burger shop to Nihon please ;o;
Macodonaldo is like a shit now

Good afternoon /cum/

Doesn't mean much. Feynman reportedly had a 125. Raven's progressive matrices are fun though.

100 is average.

>tfw IQ 101

Best burger is made from the heart.
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gooood tripp s

i'm a brainlet then
fuck my life

čīle

Good afternoon, Chile

You're higher than average for a cow, otis.

someone link a reliable iq test.

You're average. I wouldn't put too much thought into it. Not every mental skill is easily quantified like visual pattern recognition.

The only "reliable" test is administered in a testing center with a proctor.

I really like this type of music and strings.
what is this called?

iq isnt real

t-thanks

hello baja-chan

Post man-tits.

2017 is the year of the first kissu, I can feel it

It feels awkward the very first time, but you'll be fine.

I'm not concerned with how awkward it'll be, Chad
The trouble is finding a girl who isnt completely disgusted with me. I've gone 25 years on this Earth without a kissu, so i suppose it wont be that bad if I fail this year

Never happen. Some people just aren't meant to have any amount of joy in life.

*gets cold sore*

Bajachan is a girl friendo
She has lines of suitors around the block, but she's a bbc only type of gal ;^)

women belon in the kitchen

Bajachan is a fat mestizo in his early forties that got either too much or not enough attention from his mother.

he is actually a dude from baja Sur

My cat is trying to rape me
Help

Lock him in the bathroom. Even with lube his barbed penis will rip your asshole to shreds.

She's a girl

how do you know
has ''she'' sended you nudes?

Yeah, with a pair of greasy brown mestizo balls between """her""" legs.

My cat?
She keeps trying to knead my balls and is being very aggressive rubbing against me

get her fixed

Why are the best States (North East and West Coast) democrats and the worst States (flyovers) republicans?

Excuse me. I thought you were responding to me in reference to other conversation; thought you were saying BajaChan is a girl when that is not the fact. Boy though, this misunderstanding has given me a good chuckle.

>mom said she was disappointed in my math grade (I had a D-)
>I tell her to fuck of and call her a piece of shit
>she starts crying
>I call her a little bitch and walk away
Why do parents expect me to do well? I never asked to be born.

I weep for my people.
Why do you hate us so, white man? What did we do to deserve the destruction of our culture?

kys

A record of the delightful piece they're going to play this evening

she is though

This is a recording
This is a record

Fuck off back to the reservation. I have no idea how you got an internet connection and I'm really mad that you are online right now. WHY THE FUCK DID WE LET YOU LITTLE ROACHES LIVE?

Nice shitpost you subhuman leaf

Why are you so rude user?

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then she's just being a cat

cats kneed

holy fuck, kill your self

pretty sure 70% of /cum/ posters have at least one of the following SNS account

>facebook
>twitter
>instagram
>tumblr
>deviantart

Why my balls though T_T