Angry Birds

Why haven't you watched the most repilled movie of the year yet?

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I thought it was gonna be a lame cash-in of some popular app, but damn. Now I have to watch it.

Yeah, but
>made by Jewish Hollywood
kind of negates all of that.

This is a pretty great interpretation, even if some of them are grasping at pretty thin straws.

Disproven

The color symbolism is obviously false because it's just the colors of the characters in the game, but there's even more redpilled stuff that's not mentioned in the image.

>Pig leader named king mudbeard
>The pigs are revealed to be not so friendly and are actually rich and live behind large walled cities
>The mighty Eagle is actually not lazy and just wanted the other birds to stand up for themselves

>Trusting Sup Forumsmblr

Grasping at straws?

>pigs have coexist bumper stickers
>you see billboards for HAMnesty international

>animated media
>about a video game
>"I know, this so obviously belongs on Sup Forums"

Sup Forums is fucking retarded and thinks at least one character in every show/movie/comic is secretly gay.

But that's true until proven otherwise

>Angry Birds is our generation's Red Dawn
holy shit

>The mighty Eagle is actually not lazy and just wanted the other birds to stand up for themselves
So you didn't actually watch the movie

its a movie of course it belongs here. are you fucking retarded?

Those are actual words from the movie.

It has a pretty low jewish percentage

Because the only good animated films left to be released this year is Kubo and that's it.

is there a quality rip anywhere?

London Has Fallen is Donald Trump in film form

The Eagle gets all the credit for saving the birds because he says that he inspired the birds who really saved the day to do so by making them not believe in him
The Eagle IS lazy and says that at the last minute so people wouldn't think he's just a fat lazy narcissistic slob

it's nice to see some counter propaganda

>Issac Feldberg

lel

>"It is the perfect movie for Donald Trump's America"

>insults the great Eagle
>needs to be rescued by the great Eagle
>Eagle saves the day once again
every time

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Regardless, all this shit is making me want to play some Angry Birds.

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>Written and financed by finns
Remember that jews do anything for shekels

>liberal tears

Mmmmm oohhh baby

nypost.com/2016/05/19/angry-birds-movie-fails-to-make-a-dumb-app-into-a-political-statement/

grouchoreviews.com/reviews/4916

nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/angry-birds-movie-lays-egg-movie-review-article-1.2639920

flickfilosopher.com/2016/05/the-angry-birds-movie-movie-review-what-the-shell.html

what's Red Dawn?

Is it a bit like Red Dwarf?

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I grew up Muslim so a nakedly political flick masquerading around as children's entertainment designed to obviously brainwash kids into hating an "other" has no appeal to me.

Nice b8. It just teaches kids what healthy skepticism is.

Suicide bomb yourself

reported your post to the FBI. Enjoy getting bombed by a drone.

Good to see that $400-million marketing budget is going to good use

Just stay the fuck out of Europe and you're alright with me.

I'm not b8ing. There's a difference between healthy skepticism and sowing discord. This "film" is on the other side of that line.

Very few people on this website care about what some guy who used to be a muslim thinks. You'll get more sympathy on rebbit.

I bet you like Zootopia and the new Ghostbusters.

just fucking jihad your head off nigger

You'll soon see the angry light, you filthy heathen

I'm Canadian but I'd like to visit Europe sometime (especially the southern part), but obviously not in the near future because the anti-refugee hysteria is reaching a fever pitch and I don't want to get murdered by a neo-Nazi while I'm trekking my way through Greece or something.

This whole refugee crisis has really hurt the history buff in me. Not only have those ISIS fucks destroyed countless ancient buildings, but the ruins of Greece and Rome are out of reach for me, at least for now.

>t. Torontonian

OP asked an open ended question, so I answered him. Sorry my opinion triggers you, didn't mean to encroach upon your safe space.

Haven't watched either. Didn't watch the original Ghostbusters so have literally zero reason to even watch the trailers for the new one, but reading the rage all over the internet about it has been pretty hilarious.

>not living in the greatest city in the world

Just end it pham.

I followed everything but the finger Islamist thing.

He said Toronto, though, not Quebec.

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Good, stay in your liberalcuck commiefornia safe space city.

You mean Montreal? Not even the frogs like Quebec City.

Where are you from, idiot?

Google image search 'ISIS finger salute'

As a history buff, are you aware of how Islamists have constantly tried to invade Europe, and we had to fight them off with the crusades?

Sorry, historical fiction isn't really my thing :^))))

He should also know how his religion treat Christians, women, other religions under Sharia Law.

You don't know shit about history then. Typical of the low IQ of a Mudslime.

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post yfw Sup Forumstards are baited into watching a childrens movie because of MUH REDPILLS WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Apparently, Sup Forums says this movie is actually about cucking or something.

A common behavior of Islamists when speaking is to hold up one finger, which is shorthand for "There is one God, Allah."

>M-muh defensive crusades!!!1!

Just kill yourself familia

serves them right

Europe literally was conquered by Muslims. They absolutely had the right to take back their lands. You can maybe argue they didn't have the right to go past their lands and counterattack, but I don't see why they wouldn't. The Moors were barbaric as fuck and wanted to take over the whole world.

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Looks like it...

Oh fuck that up

>the most "redpilled" movie of the year is a kid's movie based on a phone game
This is why it's impossible to take the "alt right" seriously

Itt: Assblasted Pedo Rasheeds

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Do you get all of your history from Sup Forums or Stormfront?

Lol I hope all your female relatives are sold into Muslim sex slavery once the West reaches peak Mudslime.

>I don't want to get murdered by a neo-Nazi
You are more likely to get raped and murdered by one of your fellow mudslimes faggot.

Honestly. He could probably get away with groping some white women too and stealing some shit. I went to Italy last summer and the Somalis were allowed to roam freely as vagrants and street vendors.

>movie is about red being a cuck
wrong right there. didnt even bother with the rest of that bait. we know from the trailers that hes always pissed off because he was constantly ridiculed as a kid for being different and for his big eyebrows. they show this in that scene where he worked hard on a pretty good sculpture of the eagle, only to have the rest of the class mock him for it because its not paint splotches on paper like their shit. then they show other scenes where he gets made fun of for his eyebrows. since hes so "different", hes the only one who can see that the pigs are trying to fuck shit up, so its up to him to do something about it

>the C is a moon

there's the russians and they challenge the Americans to rub dicks with them in a perfectly normal heterosexual swordfighting challenge, but the Americans are bashful and do not wish to unsheath their swords. Feeling betrayed the Russians start hitting building and helicopters with their cocks. A group of autists has enough courage to battle the Russian with their own cocks and the Russian lose and America goes back to normal.

Y-you too

dumbest post in a while

This trailer convinced me.

youtube.com/watch?v=rPHKasLIO4c

I don't buy into Sup Forums's shit, but this is too good.

Meme magic is fucking real.