Felicity In Yanks out edition
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Parker Bell
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Hunter Adams
What if WW1 never happened
Julian Lee
bilinda
Levi Foster
very crucial poll or are theresa as she begins to tackle the health and social care crisis in the wake of brexit.
Gavin Bell
banter
Gabriel Clark
fuck that's expensive. don't think I'm gonna bother.
They aren't that bad but I also fell and chipped my front teeth which I had to have filled and has left a slight gap..
Tyler Cooper
a call to arms won't help you now
Jack Gomez
what's this gimmick of men wearing tights?
keep seeing younger guys wearing shorts over black tights
Jeremiah Turner
modern female humour
please note that all of these images have been liked thousands of times, sometimes in the tens of thousands, and the most used reaction emoji is the laughter one. they are shared, women tag their friends in them, and they post "lol this is so you!" to each other.
welcome to the modern world
Kevin Green
bangers lads
James Turner
HEUTE WOLLEN WIR EIN LIEDLEIN SINGEN
Tyler Hill
...
Levi Gray
Why do yanks build their houses out of MDF if they live in a tornado-prone area?
Obviously it's easier to rebuild but just make them out of bricks to start with and they'll never fall down.
Silly yanks.
Luis Long
"fashionistas" are pretty gay
just look at its no coincidence its probably the most wog heavy board
Leo Richardson
*threads the needle between you*
Jackson Cox
Karen?
Easton Price
good banter tbf normies mad btfo
Luis Smith
GTA V's map was shit
Look at all those shitty mountains only put there to make the map artificially bigger
Owen Lewis
everyone in denmark is the equivalent of british upper-middle class
even down to their style and furnishings. everything is made in typical hipster fashion with traditional materials. that's basically what hyyge is. surrounding yourself with that.
Ayden Johnson
does anyone have the number for the Ministry of citizenship?
the young chap, Giles I think his name was who installed my telescreen earlier was just an absolute pleasure, a real gentleman
he turned up at 3:30 and had the entire thing installed in my citizencube in time for Mummy May's 4pm broadcast
Jaxson Williams
APOLOGIZE
Brody Hill
>modern female humour
>please note that all of these images have been liked thousands of times, sometimes in the tens of thousands, and the most used reaction emoji is the laughter one. they are shared, women tag their friends in them, and they post "lol this is so you!" to each other.
>welcome to the modern world
Isaac Howard
agree
ought to have just made the city bigger instead
Grayson Jenkins
probably quite likely.
I'll try and stop wanking to her.
Jose Long
Yeah how about that
*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*
Chase Flores
can BBC iplayer be the netflix of live tv? it will be behind a paywall all the same as the licence fee will become uneconomical as young people just don't get aerials
Jace Moore
love me some danish modern furniture
its like if IKEA made stuff that both looked sleek, was comfortable, and used solid materials/construction.
Cameron Russell
mate your teeth are fine
apart from that missing one obviously lmao you fucking rotter
Oliver Richardson
wtf i hate women now
Brandon Fisher
Good lad
Jeremiah Torres
Christopher Rivera
what's the dirty bint in yanks for anyway
Austin Fisher
>watching video about what to expect working as a mechanical engineer
>literally the whole thing is "yeah it's mind numbingly boring and unsatisfying drone work, but i've come to terms with it"
what the fuck have i done
Elijah Roberts
they'd win more if the population weren't so dumb
Asher Smith
How does it make you feel knowing that, whilst you shitpost on a Cambodian uphill gardening board, there's literal virgins having more sex than you are?
Charles Cooper
ahh yes will be reading every single word of this
Christian Long
denmark is full of runts though
glad i don't live there anymore
Joshua Gonzalez
Michael Gutierrez
Adrian Bailey
...
Zachary Wright
*shreds your plane with my 30mm gatling gun*
*pippin barks with delight as your parachute fails to open*
Angel Adams
extremely fast reply
i understood that reference xd
Lincoln Lewis
probably I can imagine it takes the same as the children of british upper middle class. insufferably liberal and entitled.
Luis Lee
gotta go fast
Robert Hernandez
Nice cup of Earl Grey followed by a wank for me tonight I reckon lads
Bentley Wilson
how fat is your mum
Oliver Lewis
im 5 foot 11 and 10 stone 2 lbs
Elijah Peterson
...
Jace Carter
mum and sister think I'm anti-Obama just because I won't suck his dick and say he's perfect like everyone else
he was an okay but meh leader, with a mixed legacy. likely a really nice person though, and I guess to the politically illiterate that's all that matters
Jaxon Rogers
youtube.com
really makes you think
Jayden Ross
>why yes i do discuss politics with my mum
Adrian Brooks
farts are pure rancid atm
Jose Jones
Why do so many people refuse to believe that lone lunatics are capable of murdering powerful people? From Jo Cox to JFK it has to be a conspiracy involving the powers that be, it cannot be *JUST* a loner with a gun and some radical ideas
Lincoln Scott
dominos chicken wings are actually pure gash
Mason Evans
phoarrrr go on lad give us a sniff
*rips your trousers down and presses my nose into your arsehole*
*SNIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES that's good
Jose Turner
literally used to read those
Noah Foster
>burial playing in the first minute
big fan
Jason Reed
HR manager referred me to a psychiatrist over my "worryingly erratic behaviour"
Christian Hall
this is photoshopped
Nathaniel Stewart
Austin Gomez
pippin was the name of my dog that got put down 2 weeks ago :(
Kevin Myers
...
Jonathan Sanders
JFK actually did know too much though
Landon Adams
t. my dog
Blake Rivera
>mixed legacy
don't mistake me for a tump gimpoid but what was good about Obama's legacy? can't think of anything he's actually done well, not through lack of trying
Bentley Brown
been fingering the girls again lad?
Sebastian Gomez
im not particularly flatulent, but when i am.... oooh when i am
Ethan Hill
>JFK actually did know too much though
Kevin Nelson
lol
Juan Mitchell
>need to repair something
>work from 9 to 5
>shop closes at 5:30
>3 times in a row have failed to get to said shop in time
>can't go in lunch hour because keep being invited for lunch with people from the organisation
>shop is in the opposite direction from where i'm staying
>have to fuck around in the freezing cold and shitty dark whilst starving
>have to wait till the weekend before i can fix something which I need today
the wagey life is a lie lads.
why the fuck are shops open at the same time everyone is at work ffs.
Matthew Howard
We Russia now
Bentley Long
Who the fuck is that keeps getting posted?
Juan Cooper
get on the flex time retard
>working fixed hours in 2017
Eli Morales
watching the reassembler
Blake Ward
>to test the system I ordered hash, ecstacy, and synthetic cannabis
hmmm seems somewhat excessive for a ""test""
James Cox
he caught me crying my eyes out in the toilets
Gabriel Jenkins
haha VERY funny post
Jace Sanchez
Funny how I'm responsible for literally three or four classic /brit/ gimmicks and yet I get no respect in this place. Maybe take a moment to think who you're replying to before you post that "funny and epic" insult next time or I might go find somewhere I'm more appreciated....
Thomas Diaz
>likely a really nice person though
you dont get to be POTUS by being a nice person
he is a genius at PR and american economic performance post 2007 has been good. his foreign policy has been a catastrophe though
Asher Watson
Yep, he opened his 3rd eye on acid
en.wikipedia.org
Easton Collins
hungry but got no real food in
surviving on mince pies
Jacob Rogers
why la
Jace Powell
fuck i want a mince pie
Tyler Miller
hmmm not a fan of these posts mocking my dead dog
Zachary Sullivan
reversing the 2008 recession is a pretty major achievement
his climate change initiatives have been very well received
he crippled Al Qaeda
gay marriage was alright
Jonathan Mitchell
2bh i don't think anyone would notice if i snuck out early, there is no formal clock in system from what i can tell.
but it's my first week in the job so i have to be a little bitch about these sorts of things
Logan Cox
felt upset
Caleb Taylor
not a bad idea desu, a lot of calories in a mince pie
Daniel Moore
*tells everyone*
Blake Parker
what made you upset
Colton Watson
Boss tried to ruck me earlier
if he tries it again I might knock him sparkout
Christian Sanchez
...
Owen Clark
washed down with some milk c:
Caleb Thomas
Reminder that Yanks don't know that Trump means fart ahahahahaha
Kayden Harris
buy might all my cocaine tommorow night rather than risk waiting until friday and something going wrong me not being able to get it. that'd be TERRIFYING
Brandon Wood
just head out, say you were in the shitter
James Walker
>he crippled Al Qaeda
creasing.
Maybe no one fights under the banner of al qaeda any more but that means fuck all, he has significantly increased the ammount of international terrorism
Eli White
haven't said trump for fart in AEONS
Shan't start saying it now mind you
Jayden Gray
crippled al qaeda by massively increasing the drone program. anyone could have crippled al qaeda if they had a slavish adoring media willing to turn a blind eye to countless civilian deaths. besides its not like al qaeda have given way to anything better, unless ISIS can be considered better
Nolan Campbell
>buy it all tomorrow
>it's all gone by friday
good luck