Ask a guy who had sex and came inside a watermelon 5 minutes ago anything

Ask a guy who had sex and came inside a watermelon 5 minutes ago anything.

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Are you by any chance black?

Nope. And it wasen't a green watermelon it was a small yellow one. I know it sounds desperate but it was really nice.

You fool. This is how niggers became a thing.

did you eat it afterwards?

No. I came buckets inside of it so eating it was not on the list.

Let me tell you something. It was 4x better fucking a watermelon while watching porn. But the best part of it all was cumming buckets inside of it It feels exactly like cumming inside of a vagina expect not as warm. I rate the fucking part 4/10 while cumming inside of the watermelon 10/10, would do again.

It sounds desperate but it was hella good. I can recomend you people to actually trying it. The excitment, the feels. It was amazing. A little tricky to get used to the first 2 minutes but once you get the hang of it it was just like fucking a vagina.

How did you drill the hole? just a knife?

Yeah i just used a small knife, i made the opening quite large and then smaller and smaller inwards so it feels real legit. First time trying it and it was fucking awesome. Be sure to get a small yellow melon if you are gonna try it not a big green one.

did you wipe your dick off withyour fingers and lick your fingers afterwards?

poor soul

Dont the seeds scratch your dick ?

Nah lmao. I just threw the melon in the garbage can and washed my hands and dick.

I picked some of the seeds out with a knife but it i barely felt the seeds so it dosen't matter if you keep the seeds in or not.

Did it feel good? Are you a virgin?

Afterwards did you feel a bit meloncollie?

Did it feel good? Are you a vegan?

Why

I'm not vegan.

I'm not a virgin. Haven't had sex in a long time tho. It sounds hella desperate but it felt almost like fucking a real vagina. The best part like i said was cumming inside of it, holy shit it was good.

You mean if i got guilt feelings? No why would i? People use their hands everyday to masturbate why not be creative and use something that feels 10x as better?

Post pics

>Be sure to get a small yellow melon if you are gonna try it not a big green one.

Using a small yellow melon

are you an alcohol?

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I drink alcoholic once a year maybe so no.

Shoulda nutted in the sink and used the pulverized melon in a smoothy or something.

At least get a compost going. If you lut only fruits you nut into in the pile you might make some plants with a little of you in them...

Kek

Are you the same guy that was asking how does fucking a watermelon feel like about an hour ago?

did you use a condom ?

>watermelon

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da fsuckin rape bor!

Yes lmao

Nope.

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are you giving it to the local dindu nuffin #blm cannery?

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Nice digits. Check em

Was the watermelon at the age of consent?

Will you add this on your future resume?

>2016-Today's date
>Melon fucker/Seducer of heavy fruit

I don't know, i diden't ask the watermelon.

Hell yeah.

Would be a certain advantage if you ask gook moot/jackie Sup Forums for a job.

was sex or love

No love. Only a desire for a premarital intercourse.

The watermelon is still in the garbage can and is probaly fresh. I'm gonna go a round 2 on it. brb,

Your mom should be proud. Post pics/webms please

doesn't the inside sting your dick? those seeds do look kinda sharp.