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Our American friends edition

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TEN GRAMS OF AMBER LEAF AND NO ONE GETS HURT YOU PAKI CUNT

Best British athletes:

Tyson fury - not English, gypo

Gareth bale - Welsh

Bisping - Cypriot

Murray - Scottish

Mcilroy - Nitish

Chris hoy - Scottish

Christ froome - Kenyan

Mark Cavendish - Manx

Mo Farah - Somalian

Alistair cook - swarthy Welsh

Why is englel so bad lads

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>American friends
No such thing

>German
>blindly believing socialist propaganda
ah yes

Fucks sake I put my toaster on a low setting and the toast still burnt

Fucking Russians hacking my toaster

b-but sir we only do 12.5 grams

all the best rowers on earth are english

just downed two cans of bolshevik tears

good post

Can't stop thinking about willies

Fuck sake I posted in the old thread too late and my post still failed in the new

Fucking Russians hacking my 'mmicks

bought my shops last pack of 10g amber leaf today desu

*BANG*

*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*

I'd sniff it too if no one was there tbqh

we believe in one Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church

deliberately drinking on an empty stomach because i can't afford to get spackered on a full one

imbibing the 3rd can of piss as we speak

might take up smoking again
bored desu

Wikileaks is a russian stooge
Edward Snowden is a sniveling little traitor and nothing more
Donald Trump is a joke

what's this song lads:

um bow bow... um bow bow... yeah yeah lightning x2

currently pooing

Nobody gives a fuck about rowing

wonder how many people make the 10g/12.5g mistake every day desu

>Normies

wax pen is taking a while to arrive
a bit anxious about having to go to the dealer my mates go to to pick up the shatter x

now i remember why I had germany filtered

i've been smoking every day for 13 years

>no money
>waste it on alcohol
ah yes ah yes ah yes

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Hmmmmm...

Ameridebts

how can you waste any if you have none?

have you died yet

>Donald Trump is a joke

No, he's the PEOTUS and will be the motherfucking POTUS very soon

the goal

post some fit girls

fancy a wanky doodle

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disgusting post absolutely vile

HORRIBLE dream last night lads
>my nan died last year from lung cancer
>i barely visited her in the hospital
>in the dream i was at her house
>she asked me if i wanted to stay and talk for a while
>i agree
>she starts lecturing me about smoking
>my granddad, who died before i was born, walked into the house and just sat there looking at me
>we talk and then say goodbye, and it's like i'm a kid again and i get into my mums old car and go home
spooked me the fuck out lads
i think i visited the spirit world desu

Boot looks too long desu

oh i understand now

>be American
>put everything on a credit card

good post

gonna go nuclear on wogtown

deano my laaaaaaaaad

Wealth isn't measured in how much you have, but rather, by how little you need.

honestly reckon i could knock out a shark, not a great white but anything else that's showing signs of aggression

it would swim at me and when it was close i'd jab both my thumbs into its eyes, blind it, then put it in a headlock and cut off its airway until it sank to the bottom of the ocean

just means you've got more space for


things

i'm nu-u-ucle-e-e-a-a-ar

This is true haha, reckon I shouldn't have put 10 sessions with your mum on the ol' visa

>used to walk around the showroom test driving the cars in pic related and imagining i was a billionaire

this webm made my day fucking lol

not sure if i should be sensible with my money or live the deano finance lifestyle desu

proper sad what happened

Why are all libertarians actually massively authoritarian?

Top slag

>Be American
>Live in country with higher HDI than the UK

feels good senpai. leaving this thread after this post. so dont bother responding

sounds like you just had a dream you fucking weapon

>be american
>have 1/3 of your daily calorie allowance in a bowl(s) of cereal

just call me robin hood

glug glug glug

there goes the 3rd can of piss lads

starting to feel it now

My mate once saw a man knock out a horse

No one gives a fuck about you

i still do that but in test drive unlimited

pretty comfy 2bh

Bucks

>be American
>apply for mortgage on mcmansion I can't afford
>cause global meltdown

s'brew?

>Shark
>Airway

shut the fuck up you fucking dick wipe

hmmmmmmmmm

What's sad about dead Americans?

Why are you drinking piss

thanks but no, turns out it was The Clash - Rock the Casbah

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tescos value bitter, it's 2.1% piss

i know, the state of my life etc....

keep going through phases where i use my macbook for months and don't turn on my desktop, and then the opposite

dunno why lol windows is shit haha

bad post

is anger a side effect of smoking or were you like that before

The real tragedy is that to solve the migrant crisis, the EU needed more power not less.

The crisis was literally caused by the Big Five not wanting to surrender sovereignty to an Brussels and an EU army and the likes. The EU was only ever going to achieve true democratic institutions if it could also have the same sovereignty as its constituent countries.

That's why migrants simply moved from one country to the next in order to find a way in. because there was no single policy.

We should have supported the EU to let it be like the US federal government.

For those of you who think that would have let more migrants in, several european countries have the same opposition to immigrants as the UK. And having a central government control a continent sized country hardly hurt the USA in that regard

>be American
>get sick
>can't afford the ambulance ride
>die

having to reemphasise it lad
the utter state of you

because it makes me forget

>2.1%

Barrett life

was going to watch james may reassembler but i just wasn't in the calm mood i would need to be

Good post

I've actually survived a hanging attempt (clinical deppression about 4 years ago, better now). As soon as I lost my footing there was an imediate blind panic to survive. That lasted about 5 seconds, then as I lost conciousness I was calm and happy, though my body was still jerking. I woke up, the cord having snapped just after I blacked out, and though for months after, I wished I had died, the relief upon waking up from what I thought at the time was my death was the catalyst that wventually got me out of deppression. Never shared that story, and no one knows I did it

didnt read lol

fucking hell mate give me your paypal and i'll pay for you to get some decent booze

>i don't smoke
>smoking is bad
>i really care if i die of cancer when i'm 75

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it's a £1 for 4 cans mate

They literally throw you out of the ambulance if they figure out you can't afford it. Mental

Edgy

*saves all your rare felicities*

stop shifting goalposts you insect

this is some 77th brigade psyop matrix pseudo-ironic calcified-eyes shit