Why i can't get a gf?

Why i can't get a gf?

I ugly?

doesnt matter if you look good. no girl will date a faggot if hes a bitch on the inside

1. You're on Sup Forums.
2. You're posting photos of some kid in your class.
3. You want other kids to say "lol wat an ugley faget hurr hurr hurr"
4. Fuck off with this cringe, you lonely 13 year old sperglet.

cause you're on Sup Forums faggot

Whats wrong?

Because you're overweight, have weird body proportions and are literally terrifyingly ugly. Your face genuinely looks like it's been ripped from a horror movie...

It's true? I want to believe that

What i can do to be better?

Because you look like a prick, way below average and you are in bad shape.
regards: a grill.

I should buy new clothes i think.

Grills don't exist on the internet, fuck off neckbeard.

Living in Michigan can't be helping anything.

Lift, new hair cut, sort your frowny eyebrows out, trainer socks with shoes if you're wearing shorts. And fix your clothes fam

Fuck u

What a hair cut u can reccomend me? And what a kind of clothes?

You can always kill yourself?

No way. I wanna stay alive

Bump

I'm not your personal stylist buttt

Hair probs 4,5 inches long styled over and bring the sides forward.

Clothes:
Don'ts:
Light blue denim
Shitty striped patterns that make you look like Smule
Brown shoes what is this the dawn of man?

Do's:
Clean, decent shoes (Converse shoes or flat Italian style)
Dark denim jeans i.e black, dark blue etc.
Long sleeved tops, roll the arms
belts depending on what you're wearing.

What if i will cut my hair to 3 mm above? What patters i need to choise?

Read the dictionary and take up English literacy lessons.

You just look like a bit of a bitch. Girls like guys who are confident, make them laugh, etc. Looks mean pretty much nothing.

Getting money also helps, do you have a job? If a youngfag are you going to go to university and get a good job after that that pays $$$?

Get confidence, get funny, get money

I am not american so just suck

Lower your standards, fat birds appreciate the attention. If you see a group of grills don't go for the leader look for the ones on the outer sides.

Women's priority list:
1. Money
2. Money
3. You guessed it... Money
4. Humour
5. Looks

I got a gf and I'm a complete loser. Here she is getting ready for work while I'm sitting on my ass.

>Nignog tho, - 25 points

What kind of shorts i should buy?

She loves me and makes double what I make.

Bump request

+28 points

Just nice shorts man. If you look at them and go, ohhh they're nice then they're probably ugly as fuck pick another pair.

you should get a street name and start rapping

Thank you

Because your bathroom mirror is too dirty

Okay, thank you

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>I'm not your personal stylist buttt
>
>Hair probs 4,5 inches long styled over and bring the sides forward.
>
>Clothes:
>Don'ts:
>Light blue denim
>Shitty striped patterns that make you look like Smule
>Brown shoes what is this the dawn of man?
>
>Do's:
>Clean, decent shoes (Converse shoes or flat Italian style)
>Dark denim jeans i.e black, dark blue etc.
>Long sleeved tops, roll the arms
>belts depending on what you're wearing.

This op. Also fucking work out you chub fucker

Also that autumn i will go to New Orlean to my aunt. That will be my first time in USA. What you can reccomend for me?

Yep, i save it. Furthermore i must work on my fat body i think.

Stay away from blacks if you wish to live.

Here's my gf again

well, my assumption is because gay guys get boyfriends, B.

Nice joke dude

this.

ever consider going gay?

clean your fucking mirror

No way. In CIS gays are not welocme

go green!

>CIS gays are not welocme
Oh so feminine penis then yes?

her ass is so black though

YOU LOOK FINE OP

Jorts you fucking faggot

youre a handsome motherfucker. no worries. worry about fucking, not dating. at least at your ge. no sweat bro

Okay i am going to Eve-online. Good luck i will work on my style.

Also nice black pantera bro, I hope she is hot in bed

No
You just haven't met her yet

never wear those shorts again.

Did you get lost on your way to reddit?

...

why can't I?

cuz normally they're dead before you get a chance to pop the question. lmao you fucking weirdo

I reside in new orleans you have to get drunk and go to bourbon also weed is sorta kinda legal here so smoke other than that there isnt much besides the scenery and culture

Cuz you look like a gay nazi