7 Reasons Men Need To Relax About The New Ghostbusters Movie

7. Remakes Are Nothing New (And They'll Always Be Here)
6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It

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YEAH! CALM DOWN MAN BABIES

>You don't actually have to watch it
Wow thats pretty sexist against women right there
I hope they harass whoever wrote this article.

liberal logic, "if you dont like it dont watch it!"

except with everything else "if we dont like it, then you dont like it either"

This retard sounds like she'd make a good Sup Forums shitposter.

>10 reasons why clickbait and feminism need to stop giving each other reach-arounds.
>when I read the 9th reason my balls dropped to the floor and I sang Ave Maria

>you don't have to watch it
>but we'll publicly ridicule you if you say you won't watch it

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Considering they cast Mogilla Gorilla, doubtful

>7. Remakes Are Nothing New (And They'll Always Be Here)
So I can't hate a shit film because there will always be shit films...okay

>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
Really? Then how come they're not funny?

>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
They can also stand by when it bombs

>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
I couldn't care less

>3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
>hey it's okay if it sucks because other things have sucked too!

>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Implying they have the balls to say otherwise

>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Good

And fuck the roastie who wrote this.

>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It

Funny. I recall Patton Oswalt and a legion of egotistical hypocrites going out of their way to mock and deride a kind man for calmly reasoning his way to this conclusion.

But maybe I'm just imagining that.

>people not going to see a shit movie because it's looks shit is a "boycott" now

The people who complain about Ghostbusters are the same group of retards who keep seeing Michael Bay's Transformer movies.

Just putting that out there.

>good enough for bill murray
Wasn't he gonna get sued if he refused?

The real ghostbusters 3 was a video game made in like 2009; this is the cutscene movie and it's pretty good (the script was made by Akroyd and features the voice overs of all the original cast)

youtube.com/watch?v=jT83HqkrlQM

>you don't actually have to watch it

But don;t say your not or else your a sexist like the AVGN

RELAX RELAX

>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)

Only because they would get sued if they didn't do it

>T-the boys don't w-want to w-watch me!!!

Shit never ends.

From the kindergarten playground, to the board rooms of big business, and to the entertainment industry, little girls never grow up and always cry when the boys don't give them the attention they think they deserve.

>complaining about the people who complain

you can't fence-sit and play at the same time you conflicted dork

>you don't have to watch it
Okay I won't then

First one was meh, nerd catnip. New looks like shit and normies couldn't care less

Reminder that the audience for these flicks are autistic children and manchildren so feigs humor will fail to deliver here.

Why do these faggots think insulting us will make us take their side? I know it works on cucks like them, but can they truly not comprehend not having a cuck mentality?

This article is sexist considering it doesn't acknowledge that there are Women who are against it as well

also lol at Bill Murray being onboard. Only because he was threatened to be sued by Sony if he didn't.

>another ghostbusters thread
I want Sup Forums to leave

>us

wew but you're spot on with them being catastrophically retarded

I watched one of the two playthrough movies (most of the action cut down to an acceptable level to make sense while viewing) a couple of months ago. If you took the roughly 2.5 hours or whatever and did some editing.. it could really work for a fan project GB3 under 2 hours.

>Referring to haters as man-baby
>Types like a baby in order to be ironic
>Mfw this makes her look even stupider than those 'man-babies' who don't like a trailer for what looks like a shitty fucking movie
>Mfw I have no face

>7. Remakes Are Nothing New (And They'll Always Be Here)
And they are mostly shit
>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
Sony is making it, their leader can't even type in non-caps nor spell proud
>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
See above
>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
Not even boycotting
>3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
Good People have already been murdered (multiple times), let's not stop it
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Just like alien 3 was "good enough" for weaver and how Garfield was good enough for Murray
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Don't intend to

>he talks shit about Real Ghostbusters
Are you fucking serious?

>Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You

>It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray

yeah he was all about it, bitch. couldn't wait.

>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)

What the fuck kind of argument is that? Of course they're backing it they fucking made it you moron

>Women
>Comedy
What?

Yeah it feels jarring due to their cultural marxism lovefest

>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You

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>(And The Rest Of The Original Cast)

>linking to trash

I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING RELAX! YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHIT!

YOU SAY MEN ARE FAGGOTS AND WORTHLESS NEED TO FUCKING DIE AND THEN TURN AROUND TELL ME TO RELAX

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

if you're still getting mad at this shit you are literally worse than the sjws

The evidence to support that this guy is really dumb is the fact that he didn't even bother to research why they added "Real" into the title of the cartoon Ghostbusters.

>7. Remakes Are Nothing New (And They'll Always Be Here)
True.

>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
They are comedic actors, true. Kristen Wiig is OK. Feig is a hack though.

>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
OK?

>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
Am I boycotting everything I don't watch? Did I boycott Star Wars because I haven't seen it yet?

>3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
So let's ruin it again?

>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Bill Murray has made tons of shit films.

>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Thanks! I won't.

>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Excuse me, but wasn't Bill along with the remaining living original cast contractually obligated to appear or else they'd be slapped with a fat lawsuit? Didn't the leaked sony emails basically have them waiting for harold raimis's death to prey on the ghostbusters property?

the pacing is weird because videogame, but this is actually pretty good. 25 minutes in and have had several good keks already

Pretty hypocritical.

Women were a mistake.

>good enough for bill murray

The cameos of the old cast: They appear to be random strangers they ran into throughout the movie and are out of character thus probably confirming they are not their old characters who have moved on with other jobs. Nothing explaining regarding what happened to the old GB’s or their opinions on the new GGB’s

Bill Murray = a Skeptic. His lines aren’t good and he’s kinda stiff “WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO CATCH GHOSTS??!! THATA GIRL!!!” he gets killed when pushed out a window by the rock concert dragon ghost. He convinced the GGB’s to let it out as proof in their tiny Chinese restaurant HQ. (Did I mention everyone is stupid in this movie?)

Dan Aykroyd = Cab driver who refuses to drive them when NYC is in havoc “I aint ‘fraid of no ghosts” he says in a hard NY accent. This scene was alright.

Annie Potts = Now a hotel lobby clerk answering the phone WHATTAYA WANT??

Sigourney Weaver = A mentor of McKinnon who is disappointed but approves of McKinnon’s work at the end of the movie

Ernie Hudson = Jone’s uncle who owns a hearse company. When he finds out that they lost the ghostbusters car, Jones wants another one. Hudson says “I got four funerals this weekend. I can’t do it with one hearse. Jone’s says “Cant you do two at a time?” Hudson replies “Im not stackin em like flapjacks!”

Harold Ramis = ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE (he’s not in the movie obviously but I’m positive he would see this movie as a disgrace)

They couldn't get Rick Moranis or Sigourney Weaver on board.

The main chick the game is about was supposed to be Sigourney Weavers character but they had to change it to some other chick.

That game was SO cash.

>women calling others immature

Now read that in heavy's voice.

can we please wait until the movie actually comes out before getting outrageously butthurt/defensive about it?

What's the story behind this?

They could be sued if they didn't want to be involved in this reboot?

On what grounds?

>rest of the original cast

Did Ramis call from jew heaven?

We need you now more than ever, Hitler.

>IT JUST DIDNT MAKE SENSE TO ME
>BASED RICK MORANIS

>You dont have to watch it

How deluded are these people.

They should have just made a movie based on Extreme. Delicious goth chick.

> you don't have to watch it you know

Tell that to James Rolfe.

You feminazis are sending out some serious mixed messages here.

Do you actually have to watch it?

is this the easiest (you)s picture? Saved

I'm referencing the AVGN incident.

Clearly not watching it is not an option in their minds

This woman sounds like she's projecting some bizarre fetish.

>Baby man need diaper change!
>Baby man suckle mommy's breast!

>if you dont like it dont watch it

>if you dont watch it you are a rapist

Confused

Post as thread on Sup Forums

Guaranteed replies .

ah, fair enough. didnt make that connection

If your going to insult us, change your fucking twitter picture so you dont look like a complete dick bag

>every one involves comedy better than you

Go fuck yourself were the audience. As the consumer I can tell them to suck a dick if I don't like the product

>it's a "The author of a shitty clickbait article shills their garbage article" episode

>men are evil if they dont want to see this crappy remake because it features womyn and they're all misogynists

I hate this gay fucking world, we need a nuke or for Islam to start invading.

good game

good sequel

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Hopefully it's the latter as it'd be ironic. Thank goodness I'm not American though

Anything on WhatCulture that isn't made by Adam is instantly shit.

We need to colonize on another planet and set our own fucking rules.

>getting mad over click bait

I thought you were better than this Sup Forums

1000x this

It's a troll article

>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It

Are you sure? That's not what I've been hearing.

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>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It

>shitty reboot needs audience
>uses feminism and taunts teens and neckbeards
>succeeds to advertise itself massively

fucking retards, i just watched the trailer, sighed and moved on. stop chimping out.

Normies won't give a shit about this and will probably have the same reaction due to 9gag faggotry

lol ops

>You don't have to watch it

AND YET WHEN ROLFE SAID THAT YOU THREW A HUGE FIT

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF

JUDGEMENTAL BITCH

Let's also not forget that even if Murray wasn't going to get sued, he voiced Garfield twice so he's really not above having a shitty role for a quick paycheck.

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What Culture is a cesspool of UK ducks who make the most inane lists of all time. They complain about real sex and gore in movies.

>You know you don't have to watch it right

Ah they are trying to rewrite history after watching the thing with James reverse on them.

7. Nirvana fallacy / appeal to tradition
6. Appeal to authority
5. Circular reasoning
4. Nirvana fallacy again
3. False equivalence
2. Appeal to authority again
1. Irrelevant conclusion

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The marketing killed this film.
>female Hangover
>it's actually just women with grand egos and shitting themselves

McCarthy was shockingly alright in it though.

Normies are going to flock to the theaters. It's Ghostbusters, but with women. Normies like Ghostbusters, normies like women, ergo they'll love this movie.

Prove me wrong.

>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray

BECAUSE THEY FUCKING BLACKMAILED HIM YOU FUCKING CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>clickbait

You are all dummies