Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
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still here
Never.
You're welcome you fucking degenerates.
To the guy saying we should go to sleep: kill yourself
You aren't funny, just leave
Shiro claimed.
Impossible, you will always be my favorite :-*
claimd
WAIF that sad look from your face! I have returned!
I like gay stuff, don't blame me
first 36
Whats the last thing you masturbated to?
Its /lewd/ time
Kyouko claimed.
Meh, incest isn't my thing, but that wasn't terribad. Just bad.
I wonder where people without siblings get these weird ideas that brothers and sisters fuck regularly.
I love my onee-san, but I would sooner put chili flakes on her tampons than fuck her.
Dekomori clam desu~
I'll rape you.
Loli is code for lewd
mimosas are delicious, i love coffee too
but just somethin about gettin a little drunk in the morning is nice.
especially when you have nothing to do all day
Frans sister will.
Cunt
Gote time = claim time
Oh boy I wish I had a witty and original way of saying "claimed"
The closest I've got is "claimoroonie" and that's terrible
Anything good that stands out?
Carlos you motherfucker get out of here with your punnery
So, more gay porn?
No fun
Gay bdsm porn
I INCEST that we remove it once and for all!
To fucking bad there are 2 more parts to the story.
>tfw when porn/hentai gets good to the point where you stop fapping and watch for the story but reminding yourself you should be beating off but the story is so good
This is what elitism looks like.
i used to have a waifu.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
youtube.com
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all waifus claimed
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Am I not right?
>tfw GedouDan does nothing but shitty Futa Doujins now
feels bad.
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>completelyerect.jpg
Calamity-masu'd
>knock knock!
>who's there?
>The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
>fuck off Machine nigger, we're full, you can crash in hyperspace if you want
It's ok, I like you user.
I don't really remember.
maybe later
I'll take Mercy
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Oh, we are lewding?
I recently got around to watching Chuunibyou, and it was pretty great
So is Free, for the eye candy
Now I'm on to Legend of the Galactic Heroes, because I love sci-fi
I get he got off on the wrong FUTA.
Can't say or homu will be mad at me again.
I have something good that stands out, if you know what I mean.
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claim
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cant say i relate but whatever you enjoy
Keep it coming
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Hey that's one way to make me feel special.
Flexible leg.
Still swingin a bean
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You not wrong, you're just an asshole.
Flattered.
If trips or more you all go to sleep.
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~~or me~~
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Gardevoir claimed
Hey guys, how has your day been?
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Nice claim, I'm doing good.
time to burn my eyes. stitches ruin it.
My day is weird I have to keep my GUARDEVOIR up because people keep POKEng me.
short woke up an hour ago. you?
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Im an insect trainer
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Here's a (You) so that I can get a shitty pun
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You also claimed Shy Gal and Blair for a bit, right?
I don't have stitches on myself, don't worry
Cool! What did you train them to do?
Good to hear, you going anything or just hanging in thread?
Dammit Carlos!
My day's been alright, nothing too noteworthy...
Nope, never did
CARLOS YOU MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY GEEZ
ALL waifus?
Well, it's a good thing Azzy doesn't have one of those flappy meat-sandwiches
Otherwise I'd be having a terrible time right now
I'll check those out at some point
Yeah, some point
Once I get through all those other things I want to check out
And all those things I'm currently checking out
And all those things I checked out a bit but stopped checking out to check out something else and haven't gotten back to yet
Oh, I get it, you're talking about your penis!
Because erections stand outwards
I'm included in "guys"
This is good
I get to tell people things
Still don't have any things to say though
CARLOS WHAT DID I JUST SAY JESUS CHRIST
>incest baby
Jesus Christ.
You said there is another part, she gets her incest tard baby, doesn't she? And they fuck it, don't they?
Well, this website is shTHREADing me with its weird pictures. Just don't whAIFne to me.
thats ok. at least its not bad
Nigga you whilin
well then. i thought you were talking about fran not yourself.
Oh, I was thinking of someone else
Sorry
What are you currently checking out?
~~aside for Azzy's sweet ass~~
I'm always doing something, Gardavoir.
Uh, Ger-Um-Gardev...
...I'm always doing something, Leaftits. I'm always giving enough Love for the Universe to keep together.
>implying Tomoko doesn't molest her younger brother's asshole while he sleeps
I'm going to sleep, join me.
If trips or more you all go to sleep and nuzzle with me in bed.
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Oh, come on! LEAF me alone!
If singles you don't sit on my face.
Your face~
only if its loli
Oh right you dont drink do you?
You said you were an insect trainer!
How would Fran be gay porn?
There is some futa of her, but still
WataMote's author and artist have touched on "incest" and it is obvious that both Tomoko and Tomoki do not want to "deepen their relationship."
Tomoko is not above teasing her brother about sex, but she isn't about to fuck him.
Want me too look for the vanilla gardevoir pussy?
Close, would've gladly nuzzled with.
I don't want to sleep with you! It's unBEARable!
I won't mind it.
Homu doesn't need to know about anything ;)
Pretty lewd
Cute, but not lewd.
GALIL IS NOT FOR LEWDS!
I have a question.
How often are waifus disrespected with lewds in here?
i never said fran was gay porn. you just posted a lewd when you said "or to me" so i thought you meant pics of fran not yourself.
Come on man, its only four in the evening.
Why would I do that
Nigga you WHILIN
Insect trainer? You ever have insect fights?
Saying things is gud, gives you something to do.
How have you been?
True, but it is boring...
Good to know... keep that universe from tearing apart on us.
NEIN!
I don't know. That would be LEWDicrous!
Are you Mexican, carlos?
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Small amount of loli
Lewd for luck
Chara roll
Well, I mean myself
I'm confused
Alright, nice double dubs.
GALIL.
This means...
Geeky
Autist
Lick
Inside
Labia.
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By 'Labia', they obviously meant 'Ears' and are saying to scratch, pet, lick, and nicely treat her ears.
Far too often my friend.
No one is following the rurusSo am I friend, so am I