How do I become social, Sup Forums?
I've hung out with my crush and her friends, and I realized I was really quiet the whole way through, and I looked at my phone the entire time. And when I did say something, they all looked at me with eyes like I was weird or said some freak thing.
I don't hang out really ever
How do I become a normie?
Answer me you assholes
Im dying here
get a retail job
There's not an easy answer. I learned how to socialize through role-playing online, and by trying and failing a lot in real life. I'm the center of any group I'm in now, and it's easy enough.
I want to get to this point, that's literally the main goal I want to achieve, to be the guy who's the main attraction in any group he's in
Pls tell me what you did when you failed and tried
NYPA, dumbfuck.
jesus fucking christ asians need to stop pretending to be human
oh shit those quads, op should fuck off now
shut the fuck up you fucking cunt
Why's there a box around his face
i hope you get ass raped by an AIDS infested homeless man you cocksucking motherfucker, kill yourself you kankle fairy jew
Work in sales. You might get fired the first few days.
wasted trips, should have told this faggot to fuck off
Either drink alcohol or do some coke.. Both works for me
This is now a hyeri thread
Also you're so obviously underage that it's painful
Did you just learn that acronym newfag?
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You don't that's your personality, alcohol and drugs help. But don't over-do it and i guess think before you speak because people will probably think youre a retard or annoyikg if you talk too much. Thats why i keep to myself these days. Friends are for faggots, make money
go on
>How do I become social, Sup Forums?
i read how do I become suicidal, Sup Forums?
>being this new
>during summer
Become a smoker and socialise with other smokers.
it's a shit photosop
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or you could recieve cleveland steamers and socialize with other people that recieve cleveland steamers, think about it op. Lots of benefits
Throw your phone at their stupid faces Puto
Leave your phone at home or turn it off, also you're just naturally a quiet bro
Nothing wrong with it really if you're not an aspie autist about it.
They were probably just off put that you finally said something
What did you say?
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Thanks for bumping ya cunt
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IM TRYING MY BEST
Doing both always works. Unless your body is a pussy and od's.
Didnt read thread but just be yourself. Speak up a little more and get comfortable. If you think you said stupid maybe you did but others probably think the same shit at times. If someone calls you out on it tell them to fuck off semi jokingly.
Just try to relax and have a good time. And leave your fucking phone alone. Sure check something if you wanna but dont stare at it the whole time and be antisocial. At the very least just stare and not and say the random thing to your buddies. Beats having them think you don't give a fuck cause your phone seems to be more important.
TLDR: Leave phone alone and just try to chill. toss a comment here and there and most of all have a good time
Shouldve fucking done this
Thats true, thats basically what i had in mind, i was also a newly met person hanging out with them for the first time, which probably made it weirder
Nothing bad honestly, i just didnt say much at all, which was the point. When i did say something it wasnt even remotely important. I felt like a bitch
yall are cunts
Some okay advice finally
Thanks, ill remember that
lose the phone, comment here and there, enjoy the time
>I looked at my phone the entire time
first step, ditch phone.
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Except this isnt an army req.
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looking scrumptious
those are some dank chicken nuggers user
Get the fuck out
with craft beer chipotle bbq sauce my niggas
This is a food thread now. Deal with it
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Fuck off Shan
Wonts
OP, what I did was socialize with other awkward people first, as they were a lot more forgiving, but the issue that most awkward people have is that they become complacent with the other awkwards. Now, if that makes you happy, then sure thing, be an awkward. But it's very easy to use that as a springboard to let you socialize with all kinds of people after that. Every awkward group has at least one social butterfly, usually the eccentric artist that has a fuckton of friends from all walks of life. Try to hang out with that person, because they can introduce you to new people, and those people will then EXPECT that you will be somewhat eccentric as well. Meaning that even if you say weird shit, they're going to see it as a "feature" rather than a flaw.
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The easiest way I find is to just find the right questions to ask and let them talk. Interject as useful, but don't be pushy. People love to talk about themselves.
i really want to water ski down your grandpas back
Nice man
Ill keep that in account
Make friends with lowers, build up from the knowledge of the most social beings in there, and keep working up
Thanks
>Answer me you assholes
way to ask for help. You're clearly a dick
It's Sup Forums
What are you
A fucking fat sweaty tub of lard who's sensitive at a bunch of shit and wears fedoras?
Oh wait, you probably are. Sorry.
>manners
>Sup Forums
lol ohhh youuu
They're not even fedoras usually, these faggots wear filbys.
If you're actually op you just proved my point. Don't insult people if you're asking them for help.
>forever alone.
Enjoy your shit existence, faggot.
>filbys
..trilbies?
lol
fucking wasted mcdouble-dubs motherfucker
explain how wasted or considered faggot for life
Hey, no problem. I cringe at what I was ten years ago, and that's how I moved up from that. I still cringe at myself from time to time, and probably will until I die. One of the things that keeps awkward people awkward is a perception that "normal" people don't have these problems as well. The truth is, they often just feel like wolves in sheep's clothes themselves, constantly having awkward moments, thinking that they too are the only ones to feel that way.
Once you realize that very very few people are genuinely comfortable in their own skin, you are stuck in the same shitty world they are. They are also trying to cope with the weird shit.
So understand, even if you don't get the obvious ques at the moment, there are an infinite layer of subtle ones that will always keep people feeling like the "weird person" and that you have a lot more in common with everyone else than you probably realize.
For now, when socializing with the more normal people, try to be more of the "good listener", don't try to steal the show, but ask questions, and push the conversations you listen into in fun directions. You would be surprised how far that alone can take you.
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Hey guys, is this thread dead? I just got here.
here's a couple tricks
-Don't bring phone
-Drink alcohol moderately (too drunk and you'll act like a fool)
-Try to not give a fuck about what others think
-Just have a good time, and if not, drink more
I work at papa johns. It's miserable.
because papa john is a square?