You've put in charge of making a Scooby Doo movie. It must be a commercial and critical success. Who do you cast...

You've put in charge of making a Scooby Doo movie. It must be a commercial and critical success. Who do you cast, and what mystery does the gang tackle?

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Dark gridmark remake with a murder mystery. Monster isn't real. Cast is multi-cultural.

Millennials will eat this trash up, and critics will love it

There's already been an immensely successful Scooby-Doo movie

What kind of dog is Scooby?
A black Dalmatian?

Christopher walken as fred
Gilbert Gottfried as fred
Maria Bamford as daphnie
Alexis Texas as Velma
Sebastian Maniscalco voices Scooby

They are in Afghanistan and have to investigate a haunted mosque thats being terrorized by a floating Mohammad voiced by Gary Busey whose entire dialogue set is improvised and uncut.

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Great Dane you tard

The first live action is a classic though

Gilbert Gotfried as shaggy, sorry.

idk I vote for two freds and no shaggy

>Cast is multi-cultural.
What are you going to do? Make scooby a dalmatian?

get this
i'd get the coen brothers to do it, and prolly just use the og cast with a few better actors as supporting characters (john goodman, turturro, yknow). the mystery would be like a fun quirky kidnapping case like the coens usually go with

great dane u racist

>gilbert gottfried fred and christopher walken fred verbally fight to take lead

>sebastian maniscalco spends the entire movie asking where the fuck shaggy is


Ok yeah I agree now

its a good cast furreal thou
linda cardellini got an ass

Boy am I glad that he's in there and we're out here

Eh, it has its moments and the cast is perfect, but too much dumb juvenile humor and a terrible mystery

Fred - James Franco
Daphne - Alison Brie
Velma - Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Shaggy - Seth Rogan

Scooby is a real dog, but CGI is tastefully used to give the face more personality and expression and aid in talking. The mystery involves the gang in an abandoned NASA research lab (with some experimental drug innuendo Shaggy and Scoob come across) while a ghost astronaut terrorizes them. The ghost is actually the head researcher who is trying to keep his pet project going despite the government shutdown.

Commercial success you say?

Charlize Theron as Fred
Nicky Manaj as Daphne
The guy who plays Howard from TBB as Velma
Emma Stone as Shaggy
A real dog as Scooby (they would have to nerf the comic antics and talking of Scooby but Emma could take the challenge of playing the buddy relationship and hijinx and stonery scarediness.

The movie is played fairly straight and they investigate a super real badass zombie invasion led my a quippy Zombie King that's plaguing an Urban area. (It turns out it's a fraternity of young white wealthy businessmen who want to gentrify a neighborhood so they can extend their capitalist playground. The Zombie King is played by Michael Fassbender and his main zombie henchman is his son played by Zac Efron who has been taking things too far. The police commissioner is also in cahoots and is played by John Goodman.

The gang solves the crime thanks to the help of a local neighborhood activist played by Keke Palmer.

Both males are black. Females remain the same. All the criminals will be white males, and have a lot of money to pull off their evil schemes.

>And we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling SJW cucks.

>You've put in charge of making a Scooby Doo movie.
First I kill myself for letting my career slip so hard that I'm relegated to directing a film about a limited animation Hanna Barbera laugh track abortion that has somehow managed to escape utter irrelevance.

Fred - Zac Efron
Daphne - Margot Robbie
Velma - Aubrey Plaza
Shaggy - Dave Franco

A Mystery Inc superfan is dabbling in the supernatural and commits increasingly grisly crimes in a effort to get the crew to solve his mysteries which has laid out for them. Include weed humor and practical effects where possible. Bobbi Starr is also an acceptable choice for Velma.

Kys fhamalam

>Kys
Back to youtube, little guy.

The mystery of the Dumb Frogposter

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daphne is pure everyone knows velma is the slut

A grimdark re-telling where Scooby Doo is a pitbull from a dogfighting ring in the ghetto whose rescued by a giant kind-hearted black man (that guy from the Green Mile? is he still alive?) and then they go back to fight drug dealers and clean up the neighborhood.

I laughed

More like this please

BANE?

I think Coolsville SUCKS

Grim setting that will see the gang take on a case involving kidnappings. Set in Arkansas with Bill Clinton as the man in the monster suit trying to scare agents away in an attempt to halt investigation, the trap is dressing up Daphne as a slut.

Fred: Chris Evans
Shaggy: Garrett Hedlund
Daphne: Kirsten Dunst
Velma: Stephanie D'Abruzzo

with an appearance by batman portrayed by Ben Affleck as it will cross over with the DCCU

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the cast of Cabin in the Woods

The mystery of why Daphne's dress isn't lifted, her pantyhose aren't ripped, and she isn't on all fours fucking a great dane.

Scooby Doo vs the internet pornographers.
Most of it's just Velma and Daphne getting knoted by Scooby and a DUDE LMAO scene with shaggy.

I just hire bobbi starr to dress as Velma and fuck me non stop

This desu but replace evans with someone not attached to the mcu.

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Don't make is super grim and have the villain's crimes be outlandish but fairly benign like in the classic cartoon. Then play it totally straight, no jokes in script. The mystery is still ridiculous and a guy in a rubber suit, but there's no slapstick or comical elements. Without that and therefore taking place placed in a mundane reality, the absurdity of the investigation is elevated as the characters react unrealistically to the asinine plot, somehow still confouded despite the obvious nature of culprit, motive, method etc. Their solutons on how to catch the villain are bizarre and failure-prone but again, I want to stress: they do not act with comedy. There are no pratfalls or puns or witty banter.

Director trademark: slow pan across a character's face as they have an epiphany, with something to the effect of youtube.com/watch?v=rbusENG6hCE playing.

Rated R stoner comedy with the returning perfectly cast group from the previous two movies. Group has split up again except for Velma who has turned mystery inc into a large private investigation firm. "Monster" is a dark sacrificial cult that kidnaps Fred (owns some faggot clothing company or something) which brings the group back together to save him. Scooby is dead; only shaggy and the audience sees him due to a permatrip. Daphnie is a sexy badass

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>Gender-reversed roles
>It was the evil WASPs all the time

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fuck off snyder

>Alexis Texas as Velma
Stop.. my pants..

Just make the third in the live action series to complete the trilogy.

Perfect. I hate dave Franco but great cast

Fuck off unimaginative prick. OP started this topic coz he is tired of same plot in every movie like those in MCU

Holy shit, that would be great.

felicia day in all roles

Watch me Swooce right in

I'd watch that.

cabin in the woods is already basically a scooby doo movie, minus the dog

>directed by wes anderson
>whole cast is 12
>real dog