My new toy just came in! Gonna brake her in, but first, I need to give her a name. Help me out!

My new toy just came in! Gonna brake her in, but first, I need to give her a name. Help me out!

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le shiggydiggy

Man that's kind of like something a serial killer would get turned on by. Just looks weird imo, I know it's just a sex toy but come on it's a thin line between that and making your own with a real person.

blinky

Dubs says her name is STEVE

I'd put a mustache on her. Somehow, I would get turned on by that more....Billy!

Madame President

Peter

crack nigger hoe quarter face

I would call it Barbra Streisand since it basically only consists of a nose and a mouth but yet can't produce one useful sentence.

Bob

Roger Waters

Is that a horse pussy on your screen?

Oh man, lemme know how it turns out. I was gonna get one too!
secure.realdoll.com/sex-toys/realdoll-oral-simulator/

>brake

Might as well call it the 'Dick Brake' since that name would be about as dumb as you seem to be.

you better post pics/webms of you balls deep down her throat, also cum

Spongeblow Fleshpants

Tom

nice battlestation fagtard

That picture is oddly terrifying. It reminds me of one of those sperm things from Eraserhead.

Mabel

Shit, $100 for that junk?!?!? I rather just fuck a Gatorade bottle with some warm water for free and just use my imagination.

this

selena... mmmm

bitch, please.
get an onahole.
pic is mine.

Kek

baked bean seminar

Grandma.

Donald

rr

>spent years growing fat cock
>so fat wife only wants it once a week
>too thick for sex toys like these
should i give up on life? jews lied about big dick porn? moon landing was probably fake too?

this

What happened to the rest of her teeth?

now

BJ Betty

bitch wouldn't stop talking

post pics with your dick in it

>make ad on craigslist looking for sex partner
>mention that your cock is so thick that your current partner can't handle it
>sift through the flood of spam and bullshit and find a horny bitch
>she will ask for proof
>provide her that proof and send her a pic
>fuck her
>repeat.

this aint rocket surgery.

How much does it cost and where can I buy one ? Never seen any with años actual face like that one

kek rolling for this

i'm starting on that voyage. almost up to 6 in girth. what's your girth? i want to get up to a ridiculous 7 in.

Nigga your G910 color scheme is fucking TRAAAAAAAASH

How to make cock thicker?

Name her after you're mother

gatorade is not free dumb fuck

Found a link. $100:
secure.realdoll.com/sex-toys/realdoll-oral-simulator/

Or you can pay +$6000 to get the whole doll :/

doesnt the teeth rubba dub dub against your junk?

how do you get the jizz out of it?

Fuckface

Going literal

You can't

It would be if you picked one up from public trash bins...

you fucking israeli (666)

Dubs confirms

Smelly

Thanks man.

Hit it with a hammer

this.

Hillary

how do you do this with gatorade bottle?

Is there a plan B?

What porn are you going to watch when you use it?

iCarly reruns

it's a recipe. a lot of angles to consider. first step is research all of those angles.
e.g. DHT, Testosterone, IGF-1, HGH, BDNF, NGF, levels in your blood. How to raise these things, and balance them.
Then once you create a regimen that confers the appropriate hormonal profile, you then work on vascularity.
Herbs/supplemets to temporarily induce vasodilation, and ones that permanently confer gains in this area.
Then combine these things, with hot temperature, and spices (which immediately induce vasodilation) and exercise, and finally, use a cock pump. If your body's hormonal profile is right, and all your Ts are crossed and your i's are dotted, then the pump will draw more blood into your penis, conferring temporary gains. but because of the hormones in your blood, and the vein/blood building herbs, the veins will rapidly adapt to that new level of blood flow.
think of africans with the rings on their necks making super long necks. body modification is possible. it just takes years, and is a process, and you have to consider every angle when trying to change something as complex as a penis.

This

youtube.com/watch?v=RyuSwMF85HU

>Finished jerking off one night
>Set mouth on nightstand and went to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night, mouth is moving like it's trying to speak
>Turn on light
>I guess it was my imagination

How about you don't get one of these

wow, that was really informative. I think I'll pass. but thanks for that detailed answer.

yeah they do, but it makes it feel like real head!

pointless

WTF, he asked you for some magical Penis Enlargement pill, not the recipe to build a CERN Particle Accelerator from scratch!

nerve gas

gizmo. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: youtube.com/watch?v=UFyuQUKQM6g ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

you're the one who asked? glad you're still in the thread. thanks. and no prob. i'm the drive-by biochemist on Sup Forums, just doing my job.
anybody can put the pieces together if they seriously research anything. so stupid how people charge $ for what's obvious.

lmao, thanks! i'm honored my comment can be seen that way.

then yoi can explian how it doesnt work and how stupid you are

yes, because Darwin was stupid for observing basic laws in nature and writing down neutrally what he observed.
go create something fgt.

Julia

Borkulator

fuckface mcgee

The only thing that works is the pump and the added girth is just for looks it goes away when you squeeze it

winrar

Loli Lohan

have you kissed it?

cock chopper. enjoy it pally

Dmt

dick cutter

Oriole.

>rocket surgery

Suck it out with a straw.

Are you 12? How is this your first time hearing that?

She looks like Ariana....

Tfw no gf

Bet you won't give it your sister's name... pussy

I enjoy the old fashion ones better. Nothing like that plastic feel on your dick as you fuck it.

Cynthia

Call it Caitlyn.

Sam Hyde

Ms. Fellatia

>after nut
Don't look at me! Don't look at meeee!

Lucy