Hey Sup Forums what's the most successful way to kill yourself when you don't have access to a gun...

Hey Sup Forums what's the most successful way to kill yourself when you don't have access to a gun? I was thinking of jumping in front of a train or a metro-shaver. Thoughts?

>inb4 just do it faggot. That's the plan

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fat to death. ill help you out.

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That seems like it would be painful, but I might try it. What should I do if I pass out mid-fap?

Also, much obliged

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Suicide bomb attack. The best kind of suicide.

That sounds fun. I would need a bomb tho

Yeah, I'm not a muslim and I don't want to take anyone with me.

Swallow a whole bottle of aspirin. No mess no fuss. Or any kind of sleeping pills. Just make sure no one is around to get your stomach pumped for you

Those don't work. I've tried both. I tried both mixed with nearly a fifth of alcohol both times.

Aspirin just caused a hell of a hangover.

Sleeping pills actually led to seizures and getting found and spending a week in the hospital.

Hose from the exhaust of a running car to your window. Do it outside so the CO doesn't spread and hurt someone else or set off a detector. Also put a sign on your lap to let fire/ems know so they don't get caught up in it.

Also aspirin OD will likely just get you a very slow painful death. No way to reverse it when it sets in. Then your kidneys and liver slowly shit out. Best case you live on dialysis.

Pretty much any sort of over the counter or prescription med won't have enough come with it to provide a fatal dosage.

I saved my whole script of the sleeping pills and it didn't work.

You MIGHT be able to get away with a whole bottle of Codeine or any sort of script that's basically a controlled substance but good luck with that.

All very interesting ideas, although nothing I haven't thought of before. Unfortunately the OD idea is too unreliable and I would rather die than live with brain damage.

Always the good ol' rope around the neck.

A bottle of opiates (hydrocodone) will put you out. But if you are discovered narcan will take you out of it by ems. It depresses the CNS and the respiratory center. A lil bit of alcohol with it accelerates it.

This.
You tried taking pills multiple times but haven't thought about simple shit?

The CO trick is fool proof with a secluded location

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How much money you got?
You can get a 35 dollar tank of helium for filling balloons at walmart, and a breathing treatment mask at cvs for I dont know how much. Rig up a helium breathing treatment and as long as that is all you're breathing in youll just sort of pass out. Gotta be 18 to buy the helium though.

If you live for 1.7 minutes after the gunshot to the head, what's that like?

Don't be a dick and choose trauma. It's a waste of city emergency resources cleaning up some assholes body parts for hours.

Just run to the nearest police station with a backpack on your chest and scream allah akbar that should do it

Also let me know how this goes, kinda mulling it over

so 1% of fags who shot themselves in the head with a shotgun lived?

I strongly advise against dying. But if you must, seppuku is said to only take 7-8 seconds and can be easily performed with a sharp knife and a lot of willpower. You could also suicide by cop by pretending to be an armed robber or something. Maybe take a swan dive off of something tall enough to paste your organs well and truly, if you can find such a thing. Don't half-ass it and jump a few stories- there's a chance you just break your spine and get stuck in a wheelchair or bedridden. If you jump, do it at a height that's going to splatter bystanders with your insides when you hit, and try to land on your head. If you're not into making a mess, try going electrical- stick a fork in a socket or do a good ol' toaster bath, whatever. You could also potentially OD on caffeine, or just go down to Alabama and tell them how much you love gay, non-incesutous interracial sex with traps.

I think thats the average time, considering some dont die immediately. It usually is instant death

Slit your wrists. Cut vertically along your arm. Make sure its deep enough to cut your veins in shit. Don't pussy out mid way through and you'll bleed out in a couple minutes. Also a major artery under your arm pit that can make you bleed out in two minutes or so.

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If my body is full destroyed how can i be still "alive" having brain in parts

Thank god I'm 22. I might have to do that. I definitely have enough to do that. I would rather my parents not find the body though, so I would have to find a place to make it work.

I don't see freezing to death on there. I've been thinking about going somewhere mega cold like Alaska and just laying in the snow to die.

What does Sup Forums think of this method?

I don't know the US, how easy is it to find somewhere to go and freeze without anyone finding you. Preferably not get eaten by an animal before full death sets in either.

Lol slit your wrists to cut your very slow bleeding veins. Cut your carotid artery in your neck for quick results

You wont be alive enough to find them sad so iss fine

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I might have to do that last one

The fuck is a metro shaver?

Look at my previous answer

Probably an average. Some people aren't smart enough to blow themselves to bits where it counts, I guess.

They fill helium tanks with 20% oxygen now, hard to get 100% product. If anyone knows how in UK, let me know.

This thread happens every day user, why ask the same thing over and over.

nerve gas

Don't burden someone else with your death take stolen meds

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Crimson necktie. Slice the artery on the left side of the neck, the one you would check your pulse with. The blade only has to go about 1/8 of an inch in to cut the vein. Feels like a papercut and you bleed out pretty fast. Plus, when the blood stops reaching your brain you'll go out cold, you'll be gone in under a minute.

Don't you get some kind of euphoria in the last stages of hypothermea? Probs not if a bear is eating your ass tho

Simple, easy, mostly painless method:
Get a rope. Don't worry, you're not going to die twitching and choking. Just tie it so that if you are standing normally beneath it, and you put it around your neck, it is snug but not tight or restrictive.
2. Put your hands behind your neck as if you were relaxing, and with your thumbs find the big pulsing vein on each side of your neck. You will know when you find them.
3. Press firmly but not painfully, until you restrict the flow of blood. You will be able to tell immediately - you will start losing consciousness. You can practice this step in advance until you are an expert at finding the spot and knocking yourself out.

That's pretty much it: when you cut off the blood flow to the brain, you pass out. When you have a noose around your neck and pass out, you don't wake up. Done in one.

God speed, sir.