What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

A real one.

One that will have sex with me and then go away until I want more sex.

Cute with nice tits and a dick.

A nice, cute girl to play the vidya with.

A smol Bangladesh girl to play video games with ;_;

A robot.

not white
they're narcissistic, promiscuous whores

The one I just lost.

A white one

a deaf, dumb and blind one

this kind so hard to find a quality white woman these days

thinking of going to europe. specifically eastern europe to find a traditional cutie

are you brown?

The Chinese cartoon one.

a low maintenance 18 year old brunette with a fat ass who will let me stick my tongue in her butthole

If white women held onto their culture and feminine ways they would be far superior to any other kind of woman. The only reason asian girls are popular

Someone with a nice ass like pic related.

A fat one with titty tattoos

I want to kill my self

12 year old virgin one.

my ex

>dat skin so beautiful

I wouldn't mind one that browsed Sup Forums.
Who here remembers Christie Anderson?
She loved to post here

you don't m8

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Better than expected! Nice tattoo

Yolandi Visser

i fucked up the things, she has been always nice

One who's into collars, bondage and has a dick. I just like dick too much.

you know thats a model right? And she doesnt care how she looks as long as shes getting paid. Fucking moron

it'll never the how it was m8

you have to let it go

A girl who takes care of her self, thinks independently, but is still interested in a somewhat dependent relationship. A girl who is smart and conservative, but has a silly and original sense of humor, and is an absolute pig in the bedroom. A girl who has no serious mental issues she can't deal with on her own and without medication. A girl who is a rational thinker and prefers to talk about science and philosophy more than the latest popular trends. Also, excellent taste in media (movies, music, videogames, books) are definite pluses. Being extremely hot is a definite plus, but I'd gladly take an average chick with these qualities.

And yes, I realize how the girl I'm describing either doesn't exist or will never be interested in me. Such is life...

This

b a m b o o z l e d a g a i n

You want a sex doll for a girlfriend?

Female, straight, born in Canada, US, or one of the nordic countries, middle of the road political stance, raised to be a proper, confident, classically feminine woman.

Appearance something like pic related.

one who would mother me

just fuck my shit up fam

a good cumbucket like her

One that loves me for who I am.
In other words, a living legend.

>girl I'm describing either doesn't exist
Well at least you're aware of that. Pick any of the characteristics you described, and women will be the minority of people who fit the description. Wanting a woman who fits ALL those characteristics? Good luck mate.

>girlfriend
>dick
Pick one.

One that doesn't cheat.

Right?

Women who actually act feminine are so rare these days. They're either materialistic bitches or they're apathetic slobs. Or maybe I'm just bitter from the dating scene right now. IDK, but I never thought I'd wish there were more women out there who are like my mom.

One with a vagina

moar

Dated a blind girl once. Loads of extra work mate, and they get super dependent. Add deaf and dumb to that, and you're basically just caring for a toddler that you can put your dick in.

So... A prostitute?

user got hooked

One that doesn't call the cops.
Ever.

>not my ex

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One with a heartbeat

A-user... Dead girls need love too!

a female one thats not a ham planet

ever have to wipe her ass?

what you want of her?

No, she could do that herself, thank god.

how did she know when there was no shit on the paper?

glasses

Honestly, I don't know. This kind of makes me wonder, though, kek. She never had any shit on her ass when we had sex, so I guess she got it done somehow, she was always totally clean. Maybe wetwipes or something?

Fag

i would like to have a gf who had a girls do porn episode

An Irish girl, a red head preferably. I get the feeling they are really horny

IDK if she doesn't exist, I'm pretty top notch m8

Smart tomboy. They're surprisingly rare.

Sure, they're also loud, pushy, hot headed, and occasionally obnoxious. Horny tho.

One that won't bitch everytime I say no I don't want to go do karaoke

In all honesty; I'd settle for any girl who treats me right and is loyal. If I was to choose: a somewhat chubby girl, not too chubby though, hopefully rather overprotective and possessive of me, a truly loyal and trustworthy girl. Someone who loves to cuddle and spend most of the day with. Hopefully a girl who accepts my foot fetish too.

I mean I use wetwipes, but you probably just have to wipe a shit ton for insurance haha. Wiping your ass blind seems like risky business.

Yeah, I can imagine they'd get clingy. Probably not a lot of dating opportunities for a girl like that.

Black

The autistic kind.

Probably one who is a stripper. Just think that would be hot.

Plus if she has tats and piercings and/ or black

Pic super related

You want to be cucked, dont you

a yandere girlfriend that just wants to be my cum dumpster.

Im too lazy to try and keep a girlfriend and im too lazy to want to meet her needs in bed.

i wish i could find those video of that autistic girl who used to fuck herself with a hair brush, make weird noises and have a vacant look on her face while she was talking about her "sticky stuff"

good fap

a sexy trap with a nice dick, i want a pre-op trans MtF that had the HRT, and nice boobs but decided to keep her penis

rude...

I want a poly relationship or at least an open one. I kind of grew up around strippers so it rubbed off on me.

The white kind.

Pretty much. Met her at a party, she was quiet, not really talking to anyone. Sweet, shy, really cute, but after we'd been dating for a few weeks she got SUPER clingy and needy. That was kinda great, because she'd let me do whatever I wanted in bed, but it got old quick. She admitted it was mostly from her inexperience in dating and fear of losing her first real boyfriend, but I sure as fuck wasn't sticking around.

Pic related aint her, no idea who the sauce is, but it always made me think of her.

What about an autistic trap?

not a manwi(t)ch

>he actually described my gf quite well

An actual girl, not a fag that identifies as one.

LIES

how often does she fall in to a hypnotic trance?

A blind girlfriend sounds adorable.

its on motherless man

god tier women good taste m8

Kek
She isnt perfect (chubby) but no lies here m8, im just a lucky guy

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Nice ass, you faggot

see

send nudes

Autist cutie would be the best.

Tis a shame they are usually autist but ugly as shit.

A nice one who's fairly attractive.
One that is basically my best friend, with the added bonus of sex.

Yeah this is about it, except it's ok if she's bi (maybe even better, considering my lesbian fetish).

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