Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
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>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!

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still here

Gardevoir claimed

Rip?

Saber claim
>Inb4 janitors

Ahh, the classic create thread and delete it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zv3bwzNn2ho

At least I did something with my free time.

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mandatory cc claim

CUTE

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Cutie!

How the fuck did the other one die at 15 replies?

Calamity-masu'd

Look who's talking

Doll claimed.

(Maki)
Ah fair enough then. I think I need to shave soon. Nah just new game, wanted to build around the Rakouyo for a change.

(Pun guy)
Gotta admit I like this one.

Maudes being faggots?

You guys should check the comments section btw

I'm out for now

We were watching Code Geass

Rory-sama claimed

youtu.be/gsoNl0MzDFA

what happened to last thread?

I'm not cute!
*Mads being faggots?
Fify

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Juvia claimed

Jesus FUCKING Christ.
>Create thread
>Wait until people migrate from old thread
>DELETE THREAD
>LOLZLOLZLOLZ

I am not!

Yes you are~

Most likely

In the same room?

Why do you think that?

wew

Yeah.

I'm going to eat some dinner now.

>Kiss
Stop denying it

I might get on later tonight since I have to go soon.

youtube.com/watch?v=pxwyXkuYJsU

Cause I'm not cute!
Not... Cute...
>licks ear

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT

QOTT - What would be the hardest thing about your waifu being with you? Im talking about what would be the most difficult thing about her to adjust to.

Id have to say the eventual train of killings Id have to participate in.

Yes you are! *headpat*

I would say the amount of mages and assassins that would try to kill me

>What would be the hardest thing about your waifu being with you?
They kinda dead

Somehow we made a 6 reaper defense work out

For me? It'd probably be the pacifist attitude and the value she places on all sentient life regardless of its actual worth. Secondary QOTT: What about you would be hard for your waifu to adjust to? Again, probably attitudes. I'm pro-gun, and believe in stand your ground, castle doctrine and self-defense with full lethal force under one's own discretion. If someone is in your house or on your property without your consent you should god damn well have the right to fire upon them.

What the heck

Stop that you perv!

Totally cute, but also a perv~

Language barrier.

A little touch up is nice every now and then., starts to feel scraggly. Ah gotcha, isn't that one of the DLC weapons?

What's up Cheeki?

My lack of direction, although with her that might change.

>What about you would be hard for your waifu to adjust to?
Lacking a King, at least until they get over it

You have to admit it!

She'd probably wants to go outside and do things.

I should be fine since Saber can hold her own in a fight. I'd learn how to fight and she is fine with mentoring people
Once you tell the truth~

Definitely he fact that I shoot guns other than her.Its akin to cheating, except that I get lewd with them and not her.

No! Not cute!
Not cute! I was just showing affection!
I admit I'm not cute!

>i gotta go bye my chickadees

This kills the weeb.

Bye cutie~

That's not fair I got the dubs, cutie!

Ayyyy, sup Breeki.
Not doing much, just woke up.

But it's not the truth, you see.

Supercute.shinoa
You're a cutie, you can't deny it forever~
>Bye, have fun!

You're just glad you're not being called cute, ya cutie.

well she is animated and im not

It would be the mindless bullshit. She would be the bane of SJWs everywhere, and their arguments would probably piss her off with their zero logic or good reasoning behind them. And Id have to clean up the mess left behind.

>Implying I still don't
I am not cute!

This would be interesting to see...

AND THEN YOU GOT YOURSELF A REGULAR OLD PLUMBUS

My penis.

>jk my personality

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>super cute
How was your day?

Well turning into a squid thing would probably wear on me a little.

I think she wouldn't care. Maybe she wouldn't like the fact I'm not a bloodthirsty hunter guy, or not a squid babby, but I dunno.

Yeah, gotta keep on top of it. Before you know it your face is covered. Yep, it's Maria's weapon. Probably gonna use the bowblade until I get that though.

RICK & MORTY MY NIGGA!

FUCK U I WAS JUST GONNA POST THAT>

roll

Trips only!
Bye
.shinoa?
>not cute at all!

>backing up my pic before i go so mt autistic nephew doesn't sperg out because "Muh western anumayshion" and i have to delete my lewds from the phone so he can play his angry birds and minecraft on it
My retarded family.
And my cat. She would love my kitter

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see
THE DINGLEBOP

see what?

Snek!

>Not cute at all!
I just woke up so no idea just yet.

Hey there Doll.

Shinoa has a picture title super cute that she uses towards super cute things!
>Thus, you'd always be getting it, cutie~

>Letting anyone touch your phone and or computer
NOPE!

Why do you always deny you're cute?

Hello once again! Here to talk and serve ice cream.

My family is visiting my house and I locked up my laptop (desktop is ded from viruses because of my folks) and I only keep the memes and ylyl shit on my phone.
>why would i get it though? I'm not cute at all

You're not Neo.

mint chocolate chip?

White chocolate dolphins today.

Of course!

Uh, dolphins?

I believe you.

Because I'm not cute!

Can I get some French vanilla?

>Letting people anywhere near your electronics for any reason
NOPE!

But you are, you super cutie~
>Downloading a folder for you now~

French vanilla made with real Frenchies! Or uh. Milk. Made with milk.

Yeah, you're not the real Neo.

with doll now we have enough for a full /waifu/ squad on OW best idol!

also how are you?

But, with so many people calling you cute, you gotta start believing it sometime.

Yo what's happened Makoto?

Hey Rory, got your leg sorted?

Dekomori claim desu~

hello

Gimme some brownie chunk
Ok cutie~~

Waking up at 5:00 is fun. Same for me, had my errand day already so not much.

Exactly, extremely uncomfortable as well, especially when it knots up. Sweet, knew a tiny bit of that. So tempted to re-download it right now.

That reminds me, found this not too long ago.

Mint Chocolate Chip.

Coolio, didn't think it'd actually happen.

Doing good, taking it easy for the day. You?

It sorted itself out. Somehow. Woke up and its fine. Probably once I start using it itll go bad again. Ill find out soon.

Im leaving for work. Back in about 30 mins or so.

nightcore a shit

Just big chillen playing some mass effect 3 until my ranked Rainbow Six squad gets on at ten.

getting serious this season i want my diamond back.

Woo!

That's what you think!
>My self esteem issues run far deeper than one would think possible.

Not much, Uncle's coming over soon to help me start moving my stuff out of the garage!

Sup Deko!

It's the time i strive to wake up at, since it means I'll start getting tired JUST at the end of my shift.

Im gonna be an Aunt!
Aunt Shelby has a good ring to it!

Only girls can be aunts

Ah, I was also thinking that.
>i'd beat you in a lack of self worth contest

Yosh~

how are you today?

I'm still going to rape you.

Fuck you Im happy!

Claimed

Self worth I'm fine with, but in terms of how I think I look and act, I think I'm 0/10.

Why do you always call me Yosh?
Decent enough, deflating the air matress and I gotta throw some pants on to go get my stuff from the house. I'm wondering all what I can bring over right now...

How's ME3 been going for you? May of had unorthodox endings but I loved it.

Good luck with that man.

Perfect timing then, your body's clock must be wired to it.

>Those thighs
unf

That involves self worth. You act wonderfully, why do you think everyone calls you cute?

Hey Deko. What's up?

It's just a general nuisance unlesd you're going full viking. Yeah it's the only pure skill/dex weapon in the game I think, so I'd give it a try. I'm glad I started playing again, feels nice after ds3.

Holy shit that's amazing. Maki, The Holy Blade.

Well that's odd. Good but odd. Let's hope not.

See you in a bit.

Oh? I thought you'd already moved in? Unless you left some stuff over there and only took the essentials.

Congraturation!

Aykiko.

oh im not calling you yosh
it just means like "yo"

>compliments my thighs
>doesn't post thighs for me to look at

why