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you choose, nice trips
Yell satanic rituals
looks like you're the master of yourself, satan.
Say this to next person you see
Pick up the intercom and announce for the next 3 minutes, everything is free.
Tell kids to kill themselves
get neked
turn your phone off for the rest of your shift wageslave
You...choose...OP
draw swastikas on the compton t-shirt
Punch the computer screen as hard as you can
I second this
Write nigger on a sale sign
Flash your dick to the next female above 50. 2
I fucked up, just locked myself out of the back room and I just peed into the bottle cause I had no one to cover me, now my boss is coming and she will see a bottle of pee,
I'm fucked what can I do!!!
Play carmelldansen all day over the intercom
Put $5 dollars in a random shoe
sacrifice yourself to satan
>Play carmelldansen all day over the intercom
WINRAR
Scan your penis, post pics
wear twenty shirts and take a selfie
checked
wage a gorilla war on the companies profit margin
>random discounts for nice people
No wonder you're on Sup Forums, who would buy those ugly shirts
third
Speak with the worst stutter imaginable for the rest of the day.
Do your job and stop fucking around on the phone
Jizz on the counter see how people react
Didn't think that would be popular, but I'll roll again if you like it that much
rolling for caramella girls
Burn the motherfuckin building down
tell costumers to go fuck themselves as they come in
youtube.com
Abandon your post and act like a confused customer the rest of your shift
kill yourself
...
still rolling
welcome every customer to office depot then offer them 2 for $10 on printer paper
piss on the floor in the bathroom
Let the 10 next customers leave with free clothes !
>wageslave
cum gargling neet faggot detected
do it
Pretend the scanner is a gun and shoot every customer as you go 'pew pew'
Roll
Have you tried working?
Cum on the pants of a future female shopper.
Close one m8
Reroll
Call 911 and tell them the store has been robbed by a nigger
ware as many t-shirts as possible
Poop in your hand and offer it to any customer that comes in. Then eat it infront of them when they dont want it.
Poop in next bag, give to next customer and when they find it, blame the co-worker you hate most, and it was a prank on you.
Or if you are a bitch, just hide all the fat people clothing so they can't find it.
Dick on table
Slap dick on counter for the 5th customer that comes in
Tell 2 customers if they want to see your dick
Look for a real job.
this
PEE YOUR PANTS
Piss your pants
Reroll
tell them you have a bag of plums under the counter
Roll
roll
And that they aren't allowed to see them.
put in a hard days work and eat a healthy lunch
fuck, last roll then im done
kill yourself
Roll
Kill the next customer you see
Unscrew all the light bulbs
tell your customer/s that you want them dead
Eat the receipts for every sale you make
go nude!
sharpie in pooper my nig
fart in your left hand
Light a large fire inside the main enterence yelling I am gormax lord of fire
Quit
reroll
roll
This and then this
take a dump in that trashcan
so fucking close
Your fucking job!
roll
piss in that trash can
Off by 1
Print this thread and put it up on the walls
Kick next female who walks in onto ground.
Mount her
Whisper in her ear that you always wanted to be a lion
Roll
Quit
Have an open bottle of these shitty body sprays next to your open bottle of water on the counter. when someone buys something, accidentally grab and take a sip of the body spray.
Your choice: spit or swallow
Op why do you have a handgun out in the open on your table? Can't you get fired for that??
Try to arrest a nigger
wagecuckolds
b
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Walk around with penis out
Roll
Your fucking job
Quit.
rolol
Put on as many shirts as possible
The next customer that comes up, scan the most expensive item they bring up repeatedly. When they call you out, begin sweating profusely and in a nervous, high-pitched wail call the manager over. Hastily blurt out what happened as unintelligibly as possible and soil your pants. Walk out of the store, shamefully and embarrassed. Sit on the nearest bench and tell the person next to you your story.
this, roll
You get naked and assault a fat woman
and steal money