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you choose, nice trips

Yell satanic rituals

looks like you're the master of yourself, satan.

Say this to next person you see

Pick up the intercom and announce for the next 3 minutes, everything is free.

Tell kids to kill themselves

get neked

turn your phone off for the rest of your shift wageslave

You...choose...OP

draw swastikas on the compton t-shirt

Punch the computer screen as hard as you can

I second this

Write nigger on a sale sign

Flash your dick to the next female above 50. 2

I fucked up, just locked myself out of the back room and I just peed into the bottle cause I had no one to cover me, now my boss is coming and she will see a bottle of pee,
I'm fucked what can I do!!!

Play carmelldansen all day over the intercom

Put $5 dollars in a random shoe

sacrifice yourself to satan

>Play carmelldansen all day over the intercom
WINRAR

Scan your penis, post pics

wear twenty shirts and take a selfie

checked
wage a gorilla war on the companies profit margin
>random discounts for nice people

No wonder you're on Sup Forums, who would buy those ugly shirts

third

Speak with the worst stutter imaginable for the rest of the day.

Do your job and stop fucking around on the phone

Jizz on the counter see how people react

Didn't think that would be popular, but I'll roll again if you like it that much
rolling for caramella girls

Burn the motherfuckin building down

tell costumers to go fuck themselves as they come in
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Abandon your post and act like a confused customer the rest of your shift

kill yourself

...

still rolling

welcome every customer to office depot then offer them 2 for $10 on printer paper

piss on the floor in the bathroom

Let the 10 next customers leave with free clothes !

>wageslave
cum gargling neet faggot detected

do it

Pretend the scanner is a gun and shoot every customer as you go 'pew pew'

Roll

Have you tried working?

Cum on the pants of a future female shopper.

Close one m8
Reroll

Call 911 and tell them the store has been robbed by a nigger

ware as many t-shirts as possible

Poop in your hand and offer it to any customer that comes in. Then eat it infront of them when they dont want it.

Poop in next bag, give to next customer and when they find it, blame the co-worker you hate most, and it was a prank on you.

Or if you are a bitch, just hide all the fat people clothing so they can't find it.

Dick on table

Slap dick on counter for the 5th customer that comes in

Tell 2 customers if they want to see your dick

Look for a real job.

this

PEE YOUR PANTS

Piss your pants

Reroll

tell them you have a bag of plums under the counter

Roll

roll

And that they aren't allowed to see them.

put in a hard days work and eat a healthy lunch

fuck, last roll then im done

kill yourself

Roll

Kill the next customer you see

Unscrew all the light bulbs

tell your customer/s that you want them dead

Eat the receipts for every sale you make

go nude!

sharpie in pooper my nig

fart in your left hand

Light a large fire inside the main enterence yelling I am gormax lord of fire

Quit

reroll

roll

This and then this

take a dump in that trashcan

so fucking close

Your fucking job!

roll

piss in that trash can

Off by 1

Print this thread and put it up on the walls

Kick next female who walks in onto ground.
Mount her
Whisper in her ear that you always wanted to be a lion

Roll

Quit

Have an open bottle of these shitty body sprays next to your open bottle of water on the counter. when someone buys something, accidentally grab and take a sip of the body spray.

Your choice: spit or swallow

Op why do you have a handgun out in the open on your table? Can't you get fired for that??

Try to arrest a nigger

wagecuckolds
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Walk around with penis out

Roll

Your fucking job

Quit.

rolol

Put on as many shirts as possible

The next customer that comes up, scan the most expensive item they bring up repeatedly. When they call you out, begin sweating profusely and in a nervous, high-pitched wail call the manager over. Hastily blurt out what happened as unintelligibly as possible and soil your pants. Walk out of the store, shamefully and embarrassed. Sit on the nearest bench and tell the person next to you your story.

this, roll

You get naked and assault a fat woman
and steal money