Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Kyouko claimed.

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still here


and


sacrifice of what?

As usual

Jewish Russian who is slightly American coming through, watch out.

I accept.

now i dont feel so awkward about showing you mine~~

how are you maki?

code geass?
stream?

wha?

you're always here shut in waifu~


>dekomori claim desu~

Played bravest frontier almost all day, I'm now lvl 45 and have a base 7 star.
Also noticed a lump on the side of my neck, hope it's just a swollen lymph, it's in that spot but the other side isn't swollen.
>Please no cancerino.

How's it going waifu?

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Akiko claimed

>those 2 faggots

>There's like 175
>There's a whole pokédex
youtu.be/Ua20Hxx8xDE?t=2
I was not prepared

Oh, Kirishima looks cute too

>Maki
>Akiko
Oh my
>Your taste never ceases to amaze
Well you don't really choose taste. Ours simply aline in greatness

Your finest candy of course!

(preferably a candy you enjoy)

It goes fine. Any weekend plans?

Well, my waifu enjoys Anpan, so yea.

They do, most of the people that don't play the game and have KC waifus don't even know what their personalities are like, kinda sad.

I mean, that would explain the bans, but I'm pretty sure a lot of outsiders report us aswell sadly.

>Oh, Kirishima looks cute too
Best Kongou class ship.

Brothers wife, 2 months I guess

We dont really point out offenders and mods are generally chill with us

Rin claimed

Relaxing at work. Its so different here, where I was hired.

Work. And checking an apartment, as long as my friends aren't passed the fuck out.
You can't have my candy!

Yohane claimed -

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yes this is true
you know stuff
im not really sure what candy i could go for right now

Saber claim
Going to be busy for a bit be back in like 30-40

You're fast as fuck boi.

Someone may have or may not have claimed Tsuzu before playing the game.

I'm very suspicious of your cropped reactions now, post full pic

>Best Kongou class ship.
Just read my mind.

QOTT
Who's going to see Suicide Squad tomorrow?If not why?
Who is /hype/?

>groupies
They still patrol these threads, just under different pseudonyms. When they left they adopted new waifus, this way they can still influence and partake in these threads while their anonymity remains in tact. When a lot of oldfags left, a lot of new people came in, and when the oldfags resurface those new faces would disappear. I honestly don't get what gives, as they claim the wave of new users was a "ruining what they built," not realizing that a group or product can't sustain itself without any source of new users/income. I guess they just like to think they're some underground secret society.

Ooo, I used to not like it when I was younger. But it's definitely a treat!
But I don't want your stinky candy!
Twizlers?

Miho claimed

>I'm very suspicious of your cropped reactions now, post full pic

I actually can't find original anymore, I need to watch out for it.

Very curious on your identity, user.
Not that you will tell me or anything anyways.

rohan claimed

Stuff and things man.
Good, it's mine!

Doll claimed.

Shit I forgot about the Madoka waifus. Kyuoko takes 2nd easily then.

I mean that is a shark and all.

What? Saber is a cute.

I know it's hilarious how stupid it is.
>max E
>gain 2 level advantage on Darius due to him backing without me even touching him
Oh and that BASE 650 true damage ult
The only game I've lost with him was one where the Lee jungle hit level 6 at 15 minutes.

Intimidate rivals into submission with your girthy beard. I could imagine everything and anything would get caught in it. The lore behind Maria/Doll and Gherman is pretty depressing overall. Yeah, feels good when you perfectly read an attack.

I know what I'm doing now when thise shekels roll in. With pics like that I see you do too.

Ah okay then.

No
because that movie sucked shit
No one should be hyped for that steaming pile of shit.

unless you're a jew and fucking people out of money gives you a boner dont even bother.

one of the store fronts in my captcha was called 3 niggis

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Nope, I do not have alot of interest in marvel/dc stuff

Moe drone.

Fug. This fired back a little.

claim

It's k. Sharks aren't a problem.

perhaps. need to see if this one guy i know wants to
they are ok i do like mint things
cool
sounds racist

>He isn't excite for it
Stop plz.Besides it's $5 and I'm a big superhero guy.

Ich hasse juden

she's still my waifu

Just started first episosde of Outcast thats on cinemax if anyones bored its based of a graphic novel and its spoopy

Moe powers!

>rattle rattle

It would be good if these guys invaded earth, dresses would fit them perfectly

Claimed

>Rattles
Hello Miho. What's up?

I'm someone who learned the ugly truth and called out those and their BS. I was targeted so I had to abandon my waifu. Sounds silly, but these people take this shit way to seriously.

Best red hair.

Wonderful, does that mean you'd show them more now eh?

Can't complain, been a lazy day to compensate for running errands yesterday. Yourself?

>Oh my
Oh of course, I adore hair ornaments.

Well said, can't be helped and that's not a bad thing.

Never have to worry about getting mugged or other altercations, just stroke your bed and yell. Couldn't eat spaghetti anymore, or anything of the sort. No working machinery either. Well fug, that sucks. Coinciding that you follow up with a devastating counter as well.

Awesome, if you ever do then I'd love to see it. Heh, only the best my man.

hoo hah

It's just so fucking bad though
I wanted to love you Galil, dont give me reasons not too

we can only hope it was.

Jews are a problem.

I'm really tired, thats about it.
I want to sleeeeeeep

as usual

Jews are not a problem, humanity need to band together so that when we get enslaved by aliens, we can at least say we tried.

Oh yeah, you're right, it's this one.

Thank you for reminding me, I still have it saved somewhere.

I see.

>I was targeted so I had to abandon my waifu
That sounds pretty autistic.

But you haven't seen it yet!

Blood presser again. I cant get a break.....

>Not ignoring reviews and just torrenting to decide for yourself.
I bet you buy single player games too.

Hey hey.

Again?

I've noticed a couple new users who look very familiar. "it's my first time here"

Huge reply green text posts, Perfect picture selection. Also all the normal assholes are totally cool with them from post one.

>Bed
Meant beard.

>torrenting
Lol kickass is gone

being enslaved by alien snake women doesn't sound to bad actually are they amazonish?

AMP wire in my car burned up and almost lite the car on fire.

I have, my family owns a movie theater chain.
We get to see early showings of a lot of movies.

I thought it was shit.

>jews are not a problem
>

jesus christ can you try not to say something fucking autistic as shit for one day?

well maybe

Everything he's saying is the truth, and you know it.

*cough* groupie *cough*

>Kickass is the only place to torrenr
>Using kickass
Piratebay, all the way.
No, Google xcom snake.

Heya

in lore of xcom 2, no. In my fucked up imaginary world, FUCK YEAH! Imagine cuddling, but also COILED IN HEr FUCKING TAIL!

What the fuck. Lol.

Sup guys. Is the CG stream still up?

Claimed

>>>>>>>>>Piratebay
Do you like to live dangerously?

Hi rikka!

No, not like that. After a while I started to realize patterns. Like I said, when certain people "went AFK" others would come online, and when they went offline, the others would magically appear, both with similar speech patters (i.e. how they write). That and some threads were only being spammed/bombarded when certain people posted their waifu, when they left the spamming would stop. I didn't like seeing the threads turn to shit, so I abandoned my waifu.

Pirating is for meanies!
I don't believe you
Hello

They're called vipers, learn yo' strange fetishistic shit, asshole

we're watching a scary show now called Outcast.

Also the stream is always up. Your always welcome to join.

Can you show me some more of those moe powers?
>I need cute GuP pics, anything with Mako will be even more appreciated but Miho x Maho is nice too

The fuse didnt even blow....

>Miho

hi hi shiro

the fuck did I say?

going too

sounds nice would prefer a naga though more women half to work with

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What's stopping you?

Best Chuuni, how ya doing?

I mean, sharks are always a problem.

Exactly, unless they were trying to steal beard hair for whatever reason, then you're a walking target. That could be useful for storing food though. With a beard that majestic, you ARE the machine. Nah it doesn't suck, I think it's pretty neat. It's good lore, just pretty sad. Ooo tearing out chunks of lifebar in one go is so satisfying.

I'll be sure to let you know if I do. There's a lot of bests when it comes to Maki

Oorah

Hello there

Not exotic enough, the human upper half ruins it for me.

I can tell the difference between 5kb exe and 5mb mp3.
I download everything off pirate bay, don't use "anti virus" because that's just malware removing bloatware you pay for.
My laptop is old and still runs fast.

Do you like to live a life of extreme heresy?

This kills the Sodoko.

Hey! Whats going on?

Hello neko friend

Oh shit its my strawberry shortcake! Whats good bb? I am alright! Work is done so were happy here

And hello to you tooooooo

I could tell you a bunch of spoilers if you'd like~

>the fuck did i say
>would prefer a naga though more women half to work with

I mean do I even need to give you more examples?

how are those squirrels by the way?

It's still pretty early and if i go to sleep i'll wake up at 2am
>best chuuni
>

What ya up to?

yes.

Chaika cute! Chaika get! Chiaka mine!

Don't even try with Esdeath
Just sit back and watch

Intriguing

Psh, I buy some things. I was really poor, now I have a job and can buy things I like!
N-Nou.
I killed them any time I saw them, they never attacked me so I've never seen their attack.

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I do love my heresy

Calamity-masu'd

What have I missed?

Check'd

Weird.
Your luck is quite interesting.
Nahhh it's fine. Just don't go swimming in the ocean, it's fine.

So you just never researched them? Even if they did never attack you, you can still learn the name