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Let's have a look at what this idiot did - in America

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chicANO

okay lads i have finished my poo

i hanker for a wanker tbqh

yeh but im not smart enough to even get to that stage, im destined to be a longshoreman like the da' i reckon.

19 now and i've got maybe a year left of being NEET before i get kicked out.

chelseafindom is going to send me a hammer in the mail (that i paid for) so i can smash my bollocks and pretend it's her

work tomorrow

all virgins need to fuck off out of here
this is a normie general

>>>/britfeel/
>>>/britpol/

Contemplating buying and building an expensive gaming PC even though I don't play PC games just to have something to spend my money on.

I'm a virgin

*virgin walks into the new thread*

great edition 2bh

I won't be opening any links ITT

am now admin of a meme page
sex when

where do you live?

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ewwwww get away from me

America

How to spot a man babby: eats Doritos and dips instead of pic related with blue cheese

doxxable information

cascadia region

Nothing wrong with honest labour lad, probably better to get a trade though just for the extra job security and pay.

How'd you do in school?

I suppose just going to uni for the sake of it/life experience isn't much of an option when there's American-level debt attached to it

>mum found the virgin palms

buy a nice bookshelf and lots of hardback books

going to get myself a leatherbound Iliad & Odyssey

I rate dip and crackers with cheese. Both patrician tier savory snacks.

haha fuck off you melt

>tfw you're shagging a slag doggy and she lets out a fart

first for the radical centre

Lads is lager a case of emperors new clothes or am I just a pleb because every time I've gave it another try it's always absolutely rank

Reckon I have mild OCD desu lads

My behaviours match symptoms of it but I've never really thought about the fact that I might have it

Should I go to a doctor or what

thats where i want to move to

I think you do mate, it seems that you're not fully receptive of what is happening to you when you have sex, which is a symptom of Aspergers. You might just have a mild case of it.

on the virgin train

you're supposed to plug her arse with your finger you virgin

just curious because in big cities here I think it's becoming more common to live with your parents longer

Depends on the spirit

Single malts neat, blends mixed.

Same applies to pretty much any spirit when considering the quality of the beverage.

Time to sleep, literally the best part of the day.

going anywhere

i'll pay for your flight out

ahhhhhh

literally nowt wrong with being from t'up North

its a union job, takes a really long time to get a livable wage though.

>how'd you do in school
pretty shit

full

its not uncommon where i live, californians are buying up houses at an insane rate. nowhere to live anymore.

Dips with breadsticks or cheese twizzles are acceptable

don't fall for the mental illness meme

going to be probing the perinatal matrices of the rankian unconscious in a glasgow hotel room this weekend

>Millenial Woes is a basement-dwelling NEET who lives with his parents

howling at the so called "alt right"

breadsticks are a necessary part of every meal to cleanse your palate between courses

It's too late

moe is literally the cure to depression

Didn't like beer before uni, started to tolerate it around freshers and now I genuinely love the taste. Can only eat something if I've got a soft drink, sparking water or beer with it.

Only really like lager though 2bh. I can drink some IPAs etc. but only really one pint and then I'll switch to lager. Loath stout.

>going to miss the get

Having a job is terrible.

How to spot a man babby: buys a Uchelele (pic related) instead of a real guitar

>lefitists are betas who suck up to women but never get laid
>rightists are cringey neckbeards with 0 etiquette who never get laid
>tfw radical centrist

Since psyche and matter are contained in one and the same world, and moreover are in continuous contact with one another and ultimately rest on irrepresentable, transcendental factors, it is not only possible but fairly probable even that psyche and matter are two different aspects of one and the same thing

thanks

too late. already got some sap to pay for my plane ticket.

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I've gotten used to the taste and actually quite like it now desu

Farron is too much of a tepid lefty to hold the radical centre

>Uchelele

How to spot a manbabby: watches MMA instead of Boxing

Always more of a cider man myself

>its a union job, takes a really long time to get a livable wage though.

Sounds like a good shout then 2bh. Even here jobs with decent unions aren't that common. Unless you've got some burning passion it's worth it still to go into something with some level of progression rather than ending up in the same slightly-higher-initial-pay job with no chance of improvement at 40.

>a doctor in Canada was fired for not being gender–affirmative enough
what the kanker...

L M F A O

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I mean 69999999 and 70000000, it's probably going to happen tomorrow while I'm at work.

what's your eta on it?

>gf found my Sup Forums account

used to get laughed at quite a lot when i was younger
think it's scarred me for life because now i can't talk to people because i think they're trying to trick me into saying something stupid so they can laugh at me haha

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>aligning sexual prowess with political beliefs
Don't do that, makes no sense

NORMANS OUT
WIBBLYWOBBLYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why not just head to sub club rather than sit doing it in your hotel room?

Hmm yeah mate
*tugs one out*

Gave a paper cut to a man from Nestle

>tfw apolitical and asexual
Explain that then

Haha get over it you twat it happens to everyone

yeh i guess i could be in a worse position, with my level of education i would likely end up working retail for the rest of my life. still not happy that all i'll amount to in life is a smelly dock worker.

*waits for you at the airport*

beta extremist detected
shall sending you to internment for waterboarding

it's more like a bandage

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People used to move away when I sat down next to them in class
This is why I never sit next to anyone in lectures at uni

>Uchelele

had a dream last night where i met these two black Londoners and they were talking in really thick roadman accents, so I went up to them and starting shouting "YA ME SPEAK DA PATOIS BECAUSE IM A PROPER ROADMAN INNIT? I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW WHERE IM FROM SO I SPEAK LIKE THIS YA GET ME SENPAI?"

i've never felt so angry in a dream before

me too user, don't feel bad about it

only my own

It's going to be on the order of 800 mics so I won't be going out in public in that condition

I'm right wing and I had sex this morning

You're Icelandic, none of you are political.

nice. i'll be the guy wearing the turtleneck

Take a shower you runt

none of the women at work know who gurdjieff was

alri turtlemong

are you me?
i literally do the same
i only sit next to people if they explicitly say I can sit next to them, and even then it feels like some kind of joke.
people think i'm really ignorant because i don't talk to anyone even if they're friendly towards me because i assume they don't want anything to do with me

>y-y-you smell funny!

Grow up you cretin.

>still not happy that all i'll amount to in life is a smelly dock worker.

Without meaning to sound like a meme don't think like that lad. Never too late to change one's trajectory in life.

the 'so-called' gf

*Gets up*
*Walks over to the cool kid's table*

Business Idea: sell square-shaped Pringles and call them "Squingles"

>personal hygiene is an immature pursuit
You deserve to be alone

>tfw want a bf to kiss willies with but I'm too scared of anyone finding out

stop linking my videos here

VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE

Hope you've got some benzos for backup m8

Also why in a Glasgow hotel rather than at home?