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Ask a guy who got fired from his shitty factory job because some faggot checked the cameras and found out I was pissing in the apple juice boiler for 2 weeks anything.
>For legal reasons not saying the company
>If they decide to sue the fuck out of me you'll probably see it in the news anyway
>MFW I've undergoing chemo for my pancreatic cancer
>MFW my piss is probably radioactive
Also just for my own amusement, tell me your favorite brands of apple juice Sup Forums

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please tell me you have some way to verify this, its 4am and I just sniggered so loud I heard my parent wake up in the next room

I just bought some apple juice
Where the fuck do you work op.

>my parents

Summertime!

my punch in slip, let me black out the personal info and ill post.

Mfw you lose everything and then get burned at the stake on the Internet by SJWs. Ensuring you will have to work as a greeter at Walmart and live off government cheese.

honestly being a greeter would probably be a step up for me.

also I have cancer, Ill probably be dead next year anyway So fuck it theres not much they can do to me.

This nigga crazy

Ya your family and friends are gonna be so glad they know you if this goes public.

Kids drink that shit - fuck you

sauce?

Is it the company Juicy Juice?

Meh, my brother know, he laughed his ass off. most of my family are degenerates like me so they wouldnt really care...
Also one of the brands I worked with does get shipped out to schools for lunch. Feelbadman.jpg

Implying im not a 20-something-year old neckbeard living with my parents like the other 85% of Sup Forums

and im the one thats new here?

fucking hang yourself with a sock

Death is merciful.
Your Cancer will disapear and you'll end up having to live with yourself for years, every waking hour it'll sit in your concious and every time you close your eyes it'll haunt you.

Instead you'll die old and alone in a cell rotting away.

And on your deathbed the guards will put out a single glass of Apple Juice and when you go to drink you realize it's piss.

Actually no, The company I worked for make several different brands, not just one, I don't think JJ was one/

Tf is your problem

You gonna post that punch in slip or what the fuck faggot ass OP

Maybe your brothers, if it goes public your name will be known with pissing in kids apple juice. All your relatives, anyone who knows you is gonna know.

Good work user, going out like the cockroach you are

Motts,Minute Maid,Musselman

In exacly what states does your company ship to?

...

Im not gonna say which one, but one of those was made by me.
>Enjoy my radioactive piss you apple loving faggot

Course your not cowardly faggot
Back to your hole to die

kek mccains largest global food manufacturer

good point

Let me think,
Texas. Cali, Arizona and new mexico,
theres more but I cant remember

Wait, did this shit in the US right?

>mfw cancer blah blah woe is me
Natural selection at its finest.

Yup, eurocucks are fine.

not drinking apple juice now. havent for a few months. ill wait six months at least. curious if we see a recall

show that slip fucktard

Well I am fucking relived.

shoulda came in it.

This
Fucking summer faggets
This thread is bait

fuck colbert. faggot sellout cuck lord.

OP can you give us any proof?

Changing stations is not selling outya moron
Cable has always been the B squad
>literally has almost the same show but now it will be on until he retires, still does whatever he wants

funniest one i've seen

tell us how you really feel

Kek'd. So glad I don't drink apple juice

What if i told you...

>mfw currently drinking apple juice

...that summerfags don't exist

My badge was confiscated, all I have is a little green slip with a clock in number and my name. I checked it doesnt have anything that you faggots would except as proof. Like I said, its obviously gonna be on the news soon, even if they don't sue they will definitly have to do a recall.
>I just realized if anyone actually got sick Im gonna be in deep shit. fuck