Waifu claiming thread.
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>This is not Sup Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
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What a fine gentleman.
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Mine
still here
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oh um gross haha still love you though I saw yuno as more of a dom
not as easy for me but I am doing ok for now
no haven't played in a while so im just sitting in diamond city atm hbu
still here
nah, i post it when i claim Emi every time so you fellas know its me. asuka user mentioned doing it and I thought I'd start doing it aswell. even though Emi isn't claimed much
>thanks asuka user
>claimed
Perfect in every way
>That pic
A cute I tell you. To each their own, the other ones told somewhat of a story which I like. Boombox, eh just ok.
Kek'd.
I've got you in my sights is more appropriate :^)
>not quite yet
Haha, yeah you're right. Well that's sweet, loving the concept and what they've showed.
So far his idoll pun has been the best.
Send them off to some lab under the sea, it'll all be good. Or that, good option. He really deserves it, goddamn Konami. That's what makes them respectable.
Kek, you never know. That's about the same as me going into the Makiverse heaven. Hopefully so man.
Damn straight. The gun is what you're gonna see for the most part so yeah why not. Although at the end of the round you're forced to look at garbage. He's a tough guy, hopefully. Kek.
I miss you Logan
Akiko claimed
Holy fuck last thread went fast
>Dekomori
You get my vote
You've been very amusing tonight
Today has been good to me man. I finally got my PS license renewed so I can finally get back to work
Anything happened in your day?
So. How are you guys doing today?
Hello Nori-chan
Claimed, desu.
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Claimed.
Best poke claimed!
bit to jewish for my liking
mandatory uta claim
Doll claimed
National treasure material
Yeah me neither, even though I'll probably be doing the same thing as I am now, but on a weekend.
Based.
Personally bloodbornes my favourite run. It's tough, but fair (most of the time) and rewards good grasp of the controls and mechanics. I've never watched a speed run of a souls game.
Blessing and a curse. Heat deaths probably the most depressing. At least we personally won't see it coming or have to deal with it when we do go.
Glad you do. I know exactly what you mean, like for example
youtu.be
I feel the amount of 'extra' they added took away too much from the original.
Ah good, I wasn't being bamboozled then.
Night.
Love that image set.
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Ever thought there's a chance he or someone who knows him comes across this pic on Sup Forums?
Snakes can't have an ass, the cloaca is on the underside of the tail!
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Nou!
Ayyyy Smugs.
Hey Doll, sorry I had to dip earlier. Uncle showed up and we went and brought over my bed, one of my desks, and my sound system.
I wear size 12.5 to 13...
>Plug-dj
What is this, Forsen's stream?
Here because your favourite poster is here?
Still here
still looks like Sup Forums to me m8
also claim
Don't worry he'll LOGAte you soon enough!
Goodness boy, really getting tomoko vibes off from that
Gimme some jack daniels!
>gross
>fucks dead small animals
??????????
Hungry, you?
How do they shit then? Or lay eggs for that matter
LOL rip in papperoni
Okay.
Oh you mean captain autism? Maybe, desu~
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hi rim
kongou desu
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oh um gross haha still love you though I saw yuno as more of a dom
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not as easy for me but I am doing ok for now
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no haven't played in a while so im just sitting in diamond city atm hbu
It's an alien that JUST SO HAPPENS to have reptillian and mamillian features, hence the poison sacs that look like boobs!
Pretty damn good, I liked how it their plans added up in the end, and just thought it was clever overall. Oh, and there was ecchi.
Still too lazy to get on with quests, I just like travel around and see what I find, and I built myself a skyscraper of sorts.
Okay, I guess I have to. TL;DR is often added to the end of long statements and is usually comprises of a few sentences that can accurately describe the transition of events that took place in the original context.
If you were to add a question mark after TL;DR it would imply that you didn't read my post and you wanted a condensed version. If you were to add a period after TL;DR it would become a definitive statement. You did neither and followed up both of you TL;DR with statements. Implying that what you said was the condensed version of my writing. Do you understand now?
So by you attaching those statements without punctuation, you indirectly implied that I was telling you to commit suicide.
So what did we learn? Use proper punctuation to clearly convey a concept and don't look like an uneducated ass.
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Saber claim
Dess
Moustache :^)
desu
quads
Hi Sanchito, I see you're taking over.
So close, but still quads.
kek.
Nice try
Check THESE
Aw I like the fast guitar of boombox but its cool im just glas you checked em out. Do you know dance gaven dance?
I wanna learn a rush song on drums but neil is a god and I cant do it its too hard
I got some Jim beam is that okay with you?
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Nah they're all normies. He doesn't even know he is a meme god
quads and quad accessories checked
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Claimed
>butthole surfers
Good choice, all of this isnt bad. Games will be had young moogster
Every skin ive bought is only for the weapons. I bought an ana legendary today since i need to practice her more. True but i can bear a few seconds for a long game of dank pistols
Na, bain is a pushover. We do all the hard work
If i were to get into them do i start at demon souls or dark souls?
Im a big speedrun guy so they all interested me
Alright, yourself?
Eugh.. good enough I suppose
did someone say
MEME LORD?!
Claimed, anubis r63 is bae
>He doesn't even know
It needs to stay that way
Mercy claimed.
Yes you.
>You know what they say about big shoes~
That's what a cloaca is for, it's a multi purpose hole. A snake's pee comes out solid as well.
Well if it has its two poison sacs in its breast, it wouldn't need two more on its "ass"
>A flaw has been found.
Not to mention the canon alien does not have breast features
Pretty tired. I made 11 hours at work today. Why don't you get something to eat tho?
How's it going m8?
Hey dude what up, missed me?
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Hi.
Great moves, keep it up.
Missed u Spidey
Makes sense but after awhile, they'll know its you lol
How about "Droids are everywhere! "? :^)
>yuno
Cause great games cant get old
Eww
>yuuki
Dude it still is. The map packs makes hours in it almost endless
>inmate
Am i now? What gonna do to me warden
Dekomori claim desu~
twister
shut in
PS license?
My days been really good! went out shopping for a new car, found a few I liked but still gonna look around for the best price.
I aim to please~
internet hate machine making a full recovery in 2016, a friendly reminder that if you are white and not retarded you are better than anyone who isn't white or is retarded.
Also I'll be on OW later today or tomorrow if you wanna play
We are not, you will always be above me~
TL;DR
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and try to smell the blueberries.
Don't FAGUETTE it when you leave the thread!
Nope, at least I don't believe so.
Do I spot a person that likes saying desu a lot?
Hey man.
U r ded m8
Rip me this is going to take a while
I need to watch it again at some point, I remember the plot pretty good, but I don't remember a whole lot though.
The ecchi scenes were quite entertaining though
Red Barchetta isn't *too* bad, just kind of long. A lot of there newer stuff is straightforward.
Heroes vs Villains on Mos Eisley is god tier fun
Yeah, kinda tired of checking threads when I'm playing. So, I kindly ask for you to take over.
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>all of this isn't bad
Ayy
By "games" that means I'm probably just going to play smash
CARLOS
its what chivalry should have been
its ok. Ill do doing what ive done almost everday of my life
>its a sad life
true but i guessed while i was still somewhat fresh to the thread i might as well
>i think i just need more pics of emi
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Solitary until compliant.
sounds fun actually the building is quite occupying what settlement?
well male dom disgusts me to no end I look at blow-jobs like you look at my giantess stuff just seems like you dont even love the grill. yuno I dont fuck dead animals I watch women crush them...
im ok just lying around hbu
canon alien has breasts, look at concept art, beside, even without the ass, she's still amazing
Alright bro. See you tomorrow.
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well, we will since recommence of our existence would still be alive.
we just wouldn't be sentient anymore.
kinda like rocks.
i never liked their cover of it, i always felt it was over done.
much like this
youtube.com
while yes i didn't like the original much i hate this one.
at least you know your not going mad.
or its a bad thing your not going mad since all the best people are, though dangerous but interesting.
>0
Very well.
Also no ears. Can only feel vibrations.
How are you.
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sorry to displease you my master
I am the top after all~
fuck that I gotta learn YYZ
Pretty fine actually. Just tired af. You done with Mirai Nikki already?
Thats not a blackberry, thats the iphone 9
hey :^)
Nou!
>They're annoying to walk around tight spaces with?
*ba dum tiss*
I honestly can't think of something I disliked about it.
>The ecchi scenes were quite entertaining though
That's one way to put it...
So far I've only put stuff in Sanctuary Hills, which I presume most peope did.
Also, in my adventures, I came across Ada, so that was nice.
This might be part of the reasons you're still in HS.
Also, are you just Googling "insults?"
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Ear holes, and canon alien has psyonic (psychic) capability, I go down to the canon gene therapy clinic, hope not to get swept up in the plots silent genocide, and get some way to speak to her, if earholes don't work like I think they do.
Agreed but hate how unbalanced the teams are. Heroes always win like the stereotype
Been here like like 3 weeks?
Oh my warden~
What did i do wrong?~~
>12.5
>13
>15
I'll take that 11.5 thank you.
More crossover work.
The lyrics is what drove me away. Just that one song though, everything is else is top-notch. Can't say I have.
Really now? Kek wow, weapons don't mean much to me. Ah Ana, pretty decent with her. Good point, can just close your eyes during that time. While I agree, he wouldn't care probably.
Or maybe *Insert Bastion ult sound* :^)
>its what chivalry should have been
THIS
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I had a baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
how i lost my virginity
>be me
>25 y/o beta faggot with slight autism
>family isn't very well off and we get support from the goverment
>once every 2 weeks a social worker comes to our house
>about 20 y/o cute girl who just started out in this job half a year ago
>family knows her pretty well at this point
>it's a friday, time for her to come again
>I'm the only one home, family went out for a parade and didn't tell me
about it like they always do
>just chill and try to act not like an autistic idiot infront of the social worker
>just kinda drift off mid conversation
>when suddenly I notice her undressing herself
>wut
>panic and shock
>stand up, stare into the void and say with a stubborn voice
>"I'm sorry, I need to find an adult."
>when she replied with
>"I am an ADULT :3"
nah im finding hard to watch I dont want yuno to become a second waifu as I have doubled up before and it feels wrong esdeath will always be mine but yuno maybe a close second
ada is cool she is probably the kindest companion of them all what level are you