MFW COCONUT HEAD GAVE ME A BLOWJOB WTF!!
>be me
>hanging out at the P.F Changs bar like usual
>see a very intoxicated looking homeless twink eyeing me from across the bar
>has a broken nose and pick marks all over his face
>homeless twink looks familiar
>realize twink is coconut head
>strike up conversation with twink
>as him if he was coconut head
>twink says "i don't wanna talk about that part of my life"
>twink says he is poor and asks me to buy him a plate of Mongolian beef
>coconut twink ferociously eats the plate of mongolian beef, rice and all in a few minutes
>I leave to restroom, to take a piss
>I'm pissing at the urinal
>suddenly someone slaps my ass from behind
>i spray piss all over my shoes
>turn around
>it's fucking coconut head
>he drags me into a stall
>starts deep throating like a little champ
>coconut stops sucking
>he looks up at me
>he says "i'll finish ya off for an andrew jackson"
>i hand him a 20
>he then pushes me away
>opens stall door and flees into the night
not even kidding
fucking coconut faggot didn't even finish me off
MFW COCONUT HEAD GAVE ME A BLOWJOB WTF!!
i dunno, seems too good to be true
it was true, once i get enough people in here I will post a picture of him i took that night
he's no way homeless you fucking faggot
bullshit he's not homeless
can't prove he's not, cucks
Have you seen recent pictures of him? He's every teenage girl's wet dream and still gets attention from the media. No way the fucker is homeless
pics or gtfo
Sure looks homeless
Can't prove he is faggot
see
Fucking retarded faggot
Somebody get Trips and I post the pic i took that night of coconut-head sucking my schlong.
Fuck off no one on /b is that retarded
fine then, no coconut 4 you faggit
If your story is even true, it was just some faggot that looks like him.
>it was just some faggot that looks like him.
nah, here is the picture in question. This guy is 100% legit him
>getting sucked off by fucking coconut head
I'm dead
what is his name again?
Dan "push the shit deeper inside her" Schneider
Coconut "fuck her anus until shes dead" Head
Trips of truth
Dan "if you have a daughter hide her" schneider
Dan "feel your cock twitch inside her" Schneider