Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?
I poured the milk into the bowl BEFORE the cereal
I stuck my wet, smelly, disgusting clothes in the dryer after washing them....with no fucking dryer sheet
I beat sonic 06
Oh yeah?
Wait...that's not normal?
Right this way user
That's what I fucking thought
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i watched the Lego movie without crying
I BEAT BUBBLE BLOWING BABIES SENSELESS AT THE BAR
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i am the banana
I hold pocky by the chocolate part
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One time I stubbed my toe and I only cried for 20 minutes
Had you not cry for a milisecond sooner, you would've been in
I went on Sup Forums and didn't shitpost for a whole 30 seconds.
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b-b-but my repeating digits?
thats a lie
One time I stubbed my toe and cried a millisecond less then this guy
How tough are YOU?
I went 40 years without sex, m'ate
I finished Dark souls...
I'm not very tough at all.
without dying
I never rewind my rental VHS tapes
I have the platinum trophy in Dark Souls 3
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My good sir I didn't even bane post
i just got singles,dubs,trips, and/or quads
> I just got a post number
Wew lad.
I'm so tough, your head will spin from all the toughness
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I'm so tough I called somebody a faggot on the internet.
[spoiler]without an internet connection.[/spoiler]
I eat the black part on the banana.
I'm so tough I lost my face in a tragic incident in an alley way.
I still haven't stopped biting the poor bastard.
Im tougher than you.
you know those tags on mattresses that say do not remove under penalty of law?
i cut one off.