Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?

I poured the milk into the bowl BEFORE the cereal

I stuck my wet, smelly, disgusting clothes in the dryer after washing them....with no fucking dryer sheet

I beat sonic 06

Oh yeah?

Wait...that's not normal?

Right this way user

That's what I fucking thought

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i watched the Lego movie without crying

I BEAT BUBBLE BLOWING BABIES SENSELESS AT THE BAR

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i am the banana

I hold pocky by the chocolate part

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One time I stubbed my toe and I only cried for 20 minutes

Had you not cry for a milisecond sooner, you would've been in

I went on Sup Forums and didn't shitpost for a whole 30 seconds.

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b-b-but my repeating digits?

thats a lie

One time I stubbed my toe and cried a millisecond less then this guy

How tough are YOU?

I went 40 years without sex, m'ate

I finished Dark souls...

I'm not very tough at all.

without dying

I never rewind my rental VHS tapes

I have the platinum trophy in Dark Souls 3
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My good sir I didn't even bane post

i just got singles,dubs,trips, and/or quads

> I just got a post number
Wew lad.

I'm so tough, your head will spin from all the toughness

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I'm so tough I called somebody a faggot on the internet.

[spoiler]without an internet connection.[/spoiler]

I eat the black part on the banana.

I'm so tough I lost my face in a tragic incident in an alley way.
I still haven't stopped biting the poor bastard.

Im tougher than you.

you know those tags on mattresses that say do not remove under penalty of law?

i cut one off.