Just got out of prison last month. I did 2 years. Anybody else here ever been locked up? Share your stories if so

Just got out of prison last month. I did 2 years. Anybody else here ever been locked up? Share your stories if so.

what did you do

Intent to distribute cocaine

I think that image tells you exactly what he did.

>be me
>be 25
>walking back from Seahawks game at pub, really need to shit
>sneak to what I think is a secluded ally
>start trying to shit in this big pile of trash and blankets
>it starts moving
>homeless person
>shit an explosion of Ethiopian food, hot wings, expired milk I drank earlier to be efficient; and beer all over her
>she is screaming this fucked up scream I will never forget-cross between screaming and retching
>cop hears this and drives up alley
>flashes lights while there is still shit leaking out-this all happened w/in like 20 seconds
>did 4 months+community service
>homeless lady died before I was convicted
>she never got justice

Checked

What did you get charged with exactly?

did you get raped?
is it hard to be in prison?

My uncle is in prison but he says the isn't like they depict it on tv, he's on a privated prison though.
He works, and study.

Assault & Battery, this weird kind of trespassing charge that they eventually dropped, indecent exposure/lewd conduct

Did 6 years as a correctional lieutenant

Nah rape wasn't really an issue at the place I was at. Rape was only used as a severe inmate justice thing, like if you snitched or something like that. It's not "Hard" it's not challenging it doesn't test your character it just sucks shit and its boring as fuck.

Post more cute Asians in tiny bikinis please

How much rape

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More than got reported

>expired milk I drank earlier to be efficient

Jesus

did you get fit?
do they allow rubik cubes there?

Was never locked up but have 5 years on the SORT team at a level 5 facility in GA.

>be me
>17
>stoner faggot
>sent to a lockdown rehab in bumfuck nowhere arizona
>got out on 4/20 after 20 months there
>still sober
>thanks obama

I was in better shape before I got locked up, my prison didn't have a yard or weights so I actually lost muscle. I worked out the best I could without weights, im still in pretty damn good shape. I had a tv in my cell

whats that? Like probation?

No. Special Operations Response Team. Basically prison SWAT.

fancy name for somebody who did cell extractions and got piss and shit thrown at them

damn that's pretty cool, considering thatyou were in prison.
I actually don't do a shit, just browse Sup Forums and watch tv, while eating instant noodles everyday. (i live in a favela-like town though)
anyfucking way people in prison use their time better than me.
Do you feel like prison helped you in some way?
or did it fuck up you in some way?

Asshurt 95 detected. If you think all SORT does is cell extractions you didn't do real time.

lol fuck no it didn't help me, trust me it's even worse than being NEET
Or I don't live in Georgia and don't know about your stupid acronyms. Fucking dumbass, they'll let any retard be a cop dont they

you missed tons of memes

Near Toombs County? GA has a fuck ton of prisons.

Nope just saying that you don't know the difference between a cell extraction team and the guys that will take a piece of shit off camera, hold upside down, and beat the shit out of the soles of your feet with a baton until you can barely walk. Then have our friends in medical write it up as a footwear complaint.

thanks for you time dude, have a great life.

Won't say which because of statute of limitations not having passed on shit I've done there.

>Nope just saying that you don't know the difference between a cell extraction team and the guys that will take a piece of shit off camera, hold upside down, and beat the shit out of the soles of your feet with a baton until you can barely walk. Then have our friends in medical write it up as a footwear complaint

Quit roleplaying you neckbeard autist

Believe what you want

Too bad you never got sliced up by a sharpened toothbrush you piece of shit, you realize you're no better than the niggers and inmates if you're actually being serious right?

cringe tier post

damn 2 years thats rough. i did 36 days for raping my dad

I just got out of prison in Whiterun for stealing a bunch of cheese. Wasn't too bad, I actually broke out. Turns out you can just pick the lock

Being surrounded by the literal scum of the earth and listening every day to their complaints about their 'rights' being infringed on will push you to that point. Goddamn nigger murderer demands that the fact that they don't have air conditioning and cable in their cells is against their basic human rights deserves being reminded what a piece of shit they are.

Did five for agravated assult on a guy who was slapping his girl friend around. I put him in the hospital, disabled him for life some tbi bullshit. He wouldn't stop hitting his girl, she was crying and looked devastated that someone she clearly loved was hurting her, so I wouldn't stop hitting him when I got to him. People who abuse others weaker then them disgust me, that's the only good this my shit stain of a father taught me. I'm a fit guy, 5'11", 220 pounds, and crossfit daily. When I got in I was silent, didn't talk to CO's or really any other inmates other then my cell mate. If someone asked me a question I gave them a straight answer but didn't hold a conversation. No body tried to push me around and I tried to stay out of people's way. The only way to survive is walk a fine line of respect. Every single man in there is scared of violence that could occur any moment. Don't give anyone a reason to believe you will cause that violence, treat them like the human being they are and mostly they will do the same. You are not a bad ass don't act or pretend to be. Prison is not like the movies, and no I never saw a single rape.

top kek

Stooping to their level, nice...just shows that you have weak character and an even weaker mind.

There's a reason I got out of the profession. It kills your faith in humanity.

off yourself

Did you ever get into any fights? I couldn't even imagine going to prison, im a massive pussy I feel like I would get beat and raped for sure...

Top kek

Says the faggot posting the banana

whiteknight detected

and who decides what the scum of the earth is

come at me bro and imma beat the shit out of you for calling me that

This is why people are shooting cops in the US...Cops are just criminals with state license

Hah that's a funny picture

Level 5 is Georgias version of High Max. Yeah the guys there are literally the scum of the earth. Violent child rapists, murders, guys like that.

>went to prison because you white-knighted for some random stupid whore

and justice was served

kek'd and chek'd

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The cafeteria was pretty much like back at school, you walk down a line a get what you want.. I took a fruit bowl some fuck head wanted, he was a new guy and he wanted to get in my face and be a dick. (Probably just trying to look tuff.) bythe time he started yelling and getting ready to swing a bunch of CO's showed and put him on the ground. He spent a bit in solitary and that mellowed him out. The punishment for fighting sucks a bag of ducks and you will get caught. I ran into a lot of people who wanted to talk shit but not many fought. Fighting leads to solitary and no human being would ever want that.

I still think I would piss myself lol

Thanks Animuu brah

I went to prison because I stood up for someone who could not stand for themselves. Now I will agree I went about it the wrong way, but I will never agree I should leave any other human to be abused and mistreated.

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Almost every one who steps off that bus is just as scared as you. Pissing your pants would do nothing to help you. In prison the only one who matters is you. Every action you make is an attempt to put yourself in a better position. Pissing your pants kind of is a really bad way to better yourself.

I just meant I would be really really scared...not literally piss myself well I hope not anyway

WAHH someone helping someone in need FUCKING WHITE KNIGHT REEEEEEEEE

Remember that most fuckers in there were pissing themselves as hard as you are when they first arrived.
Don't me a bitch, but don't be a tough guy either. Just do your time, don't ask questions, and if anyone asks you, tell them to piss off or something simple and dismissive like "lawyer fucked me over" or something.
If you are in a right hell hole, find a gang to defend yourself, but in most prisons you should be fine (if bored out your brain).

Intent to sell weed on school property
Charges were dropped because rich people like me can get away with anything with a lawyer you're willing to pay alot of money for

If that was true it would be pure anarchy you fucking fag...you got your charges dropped because they were softball whiteboy charges

Well you got me there. Rich = good lawyer, minor = not as bad a charge, and white = more likely not to even be charged.

I thought white privilege wasn't real

better start watchin some fuckin buzzfeed videos then lmaooo