Thoughts on Chvrches?

Thoughts on Chvrches?

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I just want to bum her, that is all.

I love their (her) body of work (actually I mean I love her body) (I love her)

generic, uninspired

>small, saggy tits
LOL!

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>small, pale tits
HOT!

I like chvrches. I LOVE lavren.

She is really small

And, therefore, really tight.

Talented singer

They are masters of the synth. They have over 10,000$ worth of analog hardware

The talent is all Lavren.

How are they generic? If anything people are copying them.

I don't get why so many Sup Forums users talk shit about them. Chvrches are making synthpop and they're really good at it. Why these Sup Forums users expect something they're not (e.g. prog rock complexity)?

>inb4 they're not Depeche Mode, OMD, Kraftwerk, Pet Shop Boys, etc.

Indeed, what other band sound exactly like them?

Her pussy is begging to be stuffed

More ass pics pls

I dunno she looks more like a bum-taker-upper. I am probably wrong.

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Really bland mediocre synthpop that only gets attention due to her "looks", which are mediocre as well. I honestly don't get why so many betas waifu over her this hard. She looks like a fucking rat. Same with Grimes.

No you are probably right. Scottish women are pretty open to it.

>looks", which are mediocre as well.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

I want to culturally enrich her. ;_;

Have to ever watched "pornography"? Big girls take average dicks, its always the 5 foot womanlets riding the footlong cock all the way in. Why is this?

Do you promise?

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Fuck off, autist.

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BUM, not BURN, you faggot

>favorite album of the year is Beyonce
smhtbh this white girl WOKE AF MY NYUGGGAAASZ

I love them but having over 10000 worth of hardware isn't something to be impressed about lol, 2 moogs and you're there

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>september, last year
>working at a restaurant
>2 girls (sisters) come
>young one IDENTICAL to Lauren
>both order salads
>older one ask "can I see your boss?"
>call my boss
>start talking a lot (I think they worked together or some shit)
>I start conversation with "Lauren like"
>we both kinda shy but having good social moment
>conversation for 30 minutes or something
>ask for her number
>she says "touche ;)"
>keep talking for months and ready to date
>one week before date I LOSE my phone
>dont know anything about her since
FeelsBadMan

I remember her when listening to CHVRCHES. Makes me feel good but kind of miserable at the same time you know. Like suicide with smile

SUMMONING EL DIDDLERINO

can confirm.

None

lavren

WHY DID YOU BUM THOSE BOYS BRANDON

I'd think you'd give up after a while but your still determined Montie, it's pretty sad.

>its always the 5 foot womanlets riding the footlong cock all the way in
They're actualy average guys. They use small girls and camera tricks to make it look like they have huge cocks.

their music isn't very interesting, and lavren is not a very good singer, even in studio. and she's not that cute. they aren't terrible though, it's alright to have on in the car when you're driving with your mom, or in a coffeeshop

Nope, none.

not as sad as when you lost your virginity to that prostitute doe haha xp

Yeah, that was pretty sad, and I'll admit that I regret it. Should have been with someone I cared about, not some backpage whore.

I was desperate to lose it and I made a bad decision. The $200 wasn't worth it, The pressure of being a man in his early twenties and still being a virgin got to me. Luckily I didn't catch anything. I will say that she was generally attractive, looked like your normal girl in her twenties, and that made me feel less bad about it since she was good looking and close to my age, but I couldn't help be bothered by the fact afterwards that I paid another human being for sex.

fuck off with your muh Sup Forums lore you fatass bitch, kys

You first.

Sounds like J-Trance trash but with english lyrics

you'd actually be surprised how many people do pay for sex. it's a lot more than you'd think.

youtube.com/watch?v=4Eo84jDIMKI
The kind of shit you can hear at the Mcdonald or Forever 21

I know, but it's more the feeling that I should have lost it with someone who gave a shit about me. That's all it is. I shouldn't have admitted it on the internet and kept something like that private, but I can't take it back now.

don't worry about it brandon. i know chad's that have hooked up with backpage girls, it's not uncommon. did you enjoy it?

>did you enjoy it?
Yeah, of course I did.

dat body 'doh

ya

WoW im speechless

Brandon is my favourite trip ever. There I said it.

I wish I was Brandon

>I wish I was Brandon
No you don't.

I love them, i've been on a show in Terminal in NY recently. If you plan to go to a Chvrches show, i have some tips for you.

Newbies are often surprised when Lavren holds an intermission to single out suspicious-looking males in the audience and call them out for potential rapes they might commit. When this happens, make sure not to shrink away or look ashamed, because that only feeds Lavren's bloodthirstiness. It's a well known fact that any man lectured by her will NOT be getting laid that night. Instead, make sure you cheer louder than everyone else once she's finished chastising a male (but DO NOT under any circumstances interrupt her while she's speaking unless you want to get thrown out) to get on her good side and avoid being singled out

Yes I do. Id be the best Brandon ever. Id put Montie in his place

you mean /brandon/ general?

everyone knows these threads are just lowkey Brandon discussion threads

allo Brandon, samefaggery again? smhtbhmf

because he's one of the best memers here. it's like he doesn't even try.

You really don't,seriously.

>w-why brandon? I thought you loved me? Don't you like this fred perry pull over sweater I got you?

WHY ARE THEY BUYING ME THINGS? I DON'T UNDERSTAND?

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Dam... rip b

Lauren is perfect

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FANTASTIC CULO

200 buckaroos

nigga you got RIPPED OFF

laaaavvvvvvvvvvvreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn

>brown eyes
>perfect

why is there a Chvrches/Lauren thread every fucking day just cause you all can't stand the sight of an attractive women singing and making slightly alternative music you autistic fucks

cry more bitch

to be fair I agree I would rail her too but jesus guys cmon

I think I'm genuinely in love with her, you guys. I want off this ride.

i've been on this ride for a while
it hurts ;_;

filter "chvrches" "lavren", friend
live and let others live

>"living"
>posting autistically about how in love you are with a woman you'll probably never meet

not just any woman

I just want her to know how much I love her ;__;

i love when she makes that face

nobody would give a single solitary fuck about this band if they had a male singer

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kinda goes without saying don'tcha think?

what are you doing wih that hand lavren

delet \

berry it

thinkin bout me probably

so tiny

I saw the thumbnail of that picture and seriously thought this was a thread about The Mars Volta

>that "cleavage"

hahaha

>he's a tits guy

hnnnggg

so frigid

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