IN THE BEGINNING...
IN THE BEGINNING
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WUZ
KANGS
DR.PAVEL
>IN A WORLD, WHERE X
>IT'S UP TO Y
>BUT Z
*music scratch*
OH RIGHT WHO THE FUCK STOPPED THE VINYL PLAYER!?
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
IN A LAND...
This 5
THIS IS HOW EVERYTHING CHANGED
I'M BAAAAAAACKKKKK
*freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how I got in this situation.
ONE MAN
FROM 20th CENTURY FUCKS
MARLENE WATCHES FROM THE WALL
*record scratch*
BANE?
*freeze frame*
SOMEBODY
A TALKING KEK?!
A famous explorer once said....
*record scratch*
There are way too many record scratches, my ears are bleeding.
Someone gonna vocaroo?
EXPERIENCE YOUR MOVIE LIKE NEVER BEFORE WITH H D- D V D
WITH HOURS OF BONUS FEATURES TO MAKE YOU GO "WOW"
STARRING ROB SCHNEIDER AS
HE'LL BE AN OUTCAST
MUTANT AND PROUD
ADEWALE AKINNUOYE-AGBAJE
WITH OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS
GET INSIDE THE ACTION WITH BRAND NEW HIGH TECH SPECIAL CAST COMMENTARY AS YOU WATCH
GOD VS MAN
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
ROB VS ADAM
ONE MAN HAS THE COURAGE TO FILE A FLIGHT PLAN AND CALL IT IN
RATED R FOR RAUNCHY
WE ONLY USE 5% OF OUR BRAIN
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH 6%
IN GLORIOUS SMELL-O-VISION
BUT WAIT! IT COULD BE A 7%
*it ain't me starts playing*
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
FROM THE PRODUCERS WHO SAW SHREK
AS THE FATHER OF THE SON OF MY WIFE
OR MY WIFE'S SON
THE FLIGHT PLAN COMING THIS SUMMER TO THEATERS 4 YOU
someone vocaroo please
on it now.
THE NEXT POST WILL BE A DIGITS...or not?
What is this?
WHOEVER WINS... WE LOSE
my nigga
*claps*
A for effort friend