Wtf is this on my back? it's super bumpy and hurts when I touch it

wtf is this on my back? it's super bumpy and hurts when I touch it

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Obviously you're growing another nipple.

zika

you're dead.

RIP.

Back breast developing. It will produce some milk, so be ready for that.

its a cyst dipshit jab it with something pointy and squeeze for all ur worth

nipple

You gon' die

Probably just a cyst or a really bad pimple. You'll live mate.

Lol, great minds think alike

Id get drunk then get a razor blade and make little incisions n try to pull it out.

Fuck, is this what Americans are forced to do because they don't have an NHS? Ask for medical advice on here?

'Greatest country in the world'.

Pop that shit nigga

It's a spider nest. Drain it and post the video.

Well OP, it could be a number of things. Cancer, another type of cancer, or even still another tyoe7of cancer.

It's hard to say, but you're definitely going to die.

Nah. Don't lance it first.
Just squeeze and hope it bursts internally and causes a staph infection. Those are cool.

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Just pop it

kinda does look like a nipple haha

You're gonna go to the doctor because you have a little bump?
I guess there are no men left across the pond.
(It's also why your healthcare service is shit)

Time to bite the bullet op and get that razor and knick the tip till it all comes out

ASK YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOT KILL YOURSELF AND POST A FUCKING TIMESTAMP YOU UNDERAGE CURLYHAIR ASS WIGGER.

Definitely a cyst. Take a video of you bursting that fucker open. Squeeze it as hard as you can.

It's all that remains of your conjoined twin after a seriously botched abortion

you have a really sexy back

thanks bb

Thats not your back you bigot.

sebaceous cyst.

squeeze it out with a paper towel and take a good smell...

bonus points to do it with a girl present.

show front? dont have to be nude.

Looks like you've been bitten by something. If it doesn't shrink or it gets bigger see a doc.

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Who goes to the doctor for something so insignificant to your health?

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Looks like a bad boil bro.

yes because we are free men. not like you.

>kinda does look like a nipple haha

It's a fucking boil.

sorry to trigger you

It's a cyst by the looks of it. Go to a dermatologist and have 'em remove the fucker. Seriously, it'll just get more painful and bigger the longer you wait to have it properly taken out.

>Anonymous
It's the start of you growing a second head.
In a couple of days you have this (see pic), and it all goes downhill from there.

>sorry to trigger you

That thing is going to be sick when it finally pops

Op it is a rare form of ring worm. You have to draw it out and fight it for honor. To draw it out you have to take a cast iron pan. This is important because Teflon makes it burrow. Set the pan on the bump. Once the bump is bigger set the pan on the stove on high. Take the pan back off and have a m8 slap the bump with it. Once it crawls out you need to find a silver knife and fight it. Once the bitchworm concedes you will no longer live in fear. Until the eggs it likely laid in you hatch. Sad thing is that when they do they burrow straight to testicles. You must then castrate yourself.

You got a Botfly larvae growing in your back.

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Looks like a bot fly to me. You can take care of it with Vaseline and tweezers.

You damn kids and your hiveminds...