Getting a gift for gf of 2 years. Help me think of a quote

Getting a gift for gf of 2 years. Help me think of a quote

>Hitler did nothing wrong.

Damn, almost had quads. Reroll.

Stupid gift. Be more creative.

Bad, last minute gift.

> Reply to this post or your mother will die

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.

A book holds a house of gold.

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.

A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.

A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections.

A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.

A fool judges people by the presents they give him.

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials.

A nation's treasure is in its scholars.

A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction.

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.

Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.

Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts, little wisdom.

Dig the well before you are thirsty

Waste of dubs.

>inb4 "and make it double"

As a girl, don't listen to them. It's a nice gift but the part that makes it matter are words you choose yourself. Think of ideas you guys share or an inside joke that you know will make her smile. I would love a gift like this, but the sentimental value would be lower if you just take a strangers words off the internet. If you want that just go copy something from a cheesy hallmark card

ALLAHU AKBAR

> bought this fake crystal rose because my communication skills are subpar please love me.

fuck off bitch

pls respond

Fight me, nerd. I don't see you giving advice

"Why haven't we fucked yet"

"You make my life slightly less depressing"

Like this flower I'm trapped with you.

That's a good one for a wife. If my husband gave me that it's show he has a cute sense of humor

>Getting a gift for gf of 2 years. Help me think of a quote
"2 years in hell is better than 2 years of fapping at least!"

Is $60 on a gift enough for you to lick my butt?

"This crystal may or may not have been in my ass already."