Alright Sup Forumsros, where's the Katy ones?

Alright Sup Forumsros, where's the Katy ones?

she is into cfnm buddy

question is, is he just a show-er or has he not revealed his true grower form yet?

Jeez, poor guy. She's hot though, and he's banging her, right? I guess size doesn't matter after all.

That's a very average looking limp dick.

>Average-looking

Keep telling yourself that, my man.

he seens decently endowed but on older guys they seen larger cause gravity

average looking half-chub

yall are idiots lol

>tfw I've seen her tits thanks to an ex-boyfriend of hers

He looks like he's got half a rod going

thank god he isnt mutilated

Wake up, this never happened

That is a pretty okay looking dick.
i wouldn't be proud, but I also wouldn't be disappointed

Oh but it did user, it did.

If Katy was the nude one instead of Orlando, imagine the outcry to remove the pictures from the internet

But since it's a nude guy, eh who cares right?

whoever posted these used some niggery diggery to make it seem like she was buck ass nude. This has been confirmed as a lie

so? A pair of breasts attached to a Average looking female

You now, everything posted here is fictionnal, no proof, it never happened, you are in a dream nothing more

Pics or it didn't. You know the rules

If that helps you sleep at night.

Arguing even though this has already been said

Boxes do look to be bikini sized

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

mmmm mormon porn

thats a big flaccid u homomo. most ppl smaller than that.

[s]Doing god's work[/s]
>No bitch, I'm doing my own damn work

Keep telling yourself that, baby dick.

Yea I'm the Homo here because I don't know that other dicks are smaller... Right

Fuck HTML

If I had come here to lie then I would have gone big and just said I fucked her, lying about seeing her tits wouldn't be much of a lie at all, would actually be pointless. But if that is what you're going to believe then so be it.

im not homomo I just see a lot of flaccid penises because of my work. thats a proper penis.
my dick is above average its 6inch long and 5inch girth and 2-3 inch flaccid. depends on weather. its a nice penis.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Proof Baby Dick?

>because of my work
Soo, you suck dicks for money or what?

Someone tell me how to strikethrough Sup Forums text

This is now a dick rate thread

Im not posting pics of my penis on the web. that would be homomo
I work in event planning so I have to use festival showers all the time. I see more naked man than woman. no homomo

Then don't go bragging about how large your penis is if you can't back that shit up, Baby Dick.

>I work in event planning
And you plan Gay Orgy events - Special Guest : You?

I feel really good bout my dick right now, maybe I believe my gf when she says it's too big. Still think that bitch full of shit tho. Dunno why she always crying

kek

not sure how anyone wouldnt be able to tell thats flacid

my penis is literally 0,5 inch longer than average and my girth it the definition of average. Im not bragging, im saying my dick is dangerously near to being totally average. It has nice veins btw. its a veiny average dick.
yes I fuck ur dad. his ass his mouth even his armpit.

Now if u excuse me I have to go to masturbate. I watch only lesbianus porn. only woman on woman because I am a man.

>Now if u excuse me I have to go to masturbate
Thread about Penis sizes and suddenly you have to masturbate.

I'm sorry man, but you are very Gay.

No. Im so sure about my sexuality I can literally fap to any woman. Even woman with mustache

>woman with mustache
you like masculine features, gay confirmed.

He's got you there, faggot

I am gay because I can fap to literally any woman? Are u fucking dumb? thats like the dumbest thing I have read whole week. I love woman so much I can fap to them even when they look out of shape or bad or if they have dicks or they are fat. A lil mustache? I dont give a fuck about that shat as long as she is a woman. I am literally the most heterosexual man u will ever meet. faggot closet

ITT: virgin edgefags who think the 9"+ dicks posted in the rate threads are actually average and actually belong to the anons who post them.

youre trying to prove yourself a little to hard on this thread bud, this is why youre gay, not just a homosexual, but just gay on every level

who knows
he got wrecked on female websites for being skinny and looking like a quote "small mole rate"

fuck women are brutal

Is she autistic?

...

are they serious? lmao, i guess our perception of what women want in a man is just flawed :\

Those are the absolute disgusting troll level woman who cant get any attention from men. They are always angry because the best they can get are fat sweaty stinky plumbers so they go to the web and comment on every celeb penis they find because they know they will never be good enough for a decent man. Thex are mostly fat and/or pizzaface whites and disgusting niggers. Dont give any credit to thier opinions.

also check'd

my penis is literally twice as thick when flaccid, and about the same length. It doesn't really mean anything, dude got me beat on body and for sure on money

caught me up as surprised too, because going by the front view he looks pretty respectable half chub or not, thats about the same size as beiber and he got applause left and right.

whatever u cant argue with retards. BYE

Is this sarcasm?
Not trying to defend stupid feminists, but we do exactly the same here with every celeb posted.
And the fat sweaty virgin argument is usually used BY fucking feminists to defend themselves

Also do you really consider that big? Looks pretty fucking average to me even if he is a grower

proves to everyone in the thread that hes gay but denies it vehemently and im the retard lol

ew! you suppose she puts that nasty uncut Yuropeen in her mouth?

I bet she doesn't

uncut is the way of the future

Check out the kike with the mutilated genitals.

>Jew detected

stanky yuropoors detected. do you all harvest your dick cheese and eat it on crackers?

tell yourself whatever you need to be able to sleep at night with your mutilated dick

No that's why your mum does

I was going to make that joke.. but then i thought... no that would be childish.

Better than harvesting little boys' foreskins.

Yeah what said, you fucking jew motherfucker

>or if they have dicks
WOAH, hold on there, pal.

Shout out to Darren Wilson and the officers who dropped Freddie Gray.
Congratulations to the one and only Michael Brown ... two years free of crime, you did it!

No I am serious. I have been on several woman forums before and the word brutal is not expressive enough. Whenever a celeb penis is out they go on the usual rant: "money cant buy everything, how can he satisfy a woman, skinny, little, I would never let him go near me with that lil shit etc etc" They do this to any penis that is not the size of a tree trunk.
They do this while you know they would go crazy even if they only see a celeb guy upclose. Imagine what they would do just to sustain a relationship with a celeb guy or with a millionare. These are usually unsuccessful uneducated, lonely or in a disasterous relationship/marriage with a similarly miserable guy.
In my experience good looking woman with healthy mind dont go on delusional penis rants and love them in every shape and form. They love penises because they get enough attention from men. They love men.
Miserable woman is the opposite. They project thier self hatred on to men because they cant get attention.

well that makes me sad. My penis is around the same length but a lil skinnier. I have always been self conscious about my girth flaccid or erect. Skinny penis is the worst penis.

this
I make pretty good money compared to most people in my country and once the chicks get ahold of it, they don't really mention anything about my 4 and half inch dick otherwise there wouldn't be any next going out and they are fully aware of that

I proved nothing but my love for woman. If u cant see that then u are blind as a mine horse.
They are just as woman in mind as any other woman. A lil birth deffect will not stop me. (Im no talking about those freaky transvestites. Im talking those unlucky cute birth deffective woman)

I know how women acts around money. Its sad but dont think you are not good enough with a 4,5inch pecker. Most of them dont make a big deal out of it. I had a few penis talk with my gfs and many of them had long lasting relationships with smaller guys. There are unsatisfyable (is this a word?) women out there but the ones that climax from a touch of a pinky finger is more common.
Money get you laid. I mean a lot. Affection and care gets you love. If you make her feel like a sexgoddess then you will get a slave.