Wrestling thread?

Wrestling thread?
Wrestling thread.

WWE is actually not complete shit now, it's nice.

Yeah here u go OP

Jesus fucking christ that hurricanrana

Jeff Hardy is the GOAT and there is no debating that

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YEAAAAHHH A WRESTLING THREAD

I'm going to dump some pics and gifs

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Favorite matches?

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Is that Mr.Eko from Lost?

Steamboat vs Savage

Steamboat vs Flair

Bryan vs Trips

Eddie vs Rey

he's kinda fucking up his career in TNA tho

Kek, also nice dubs

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Broken Matt Hardy and Brother Nero are making wrestling great again you obsolete mule

Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn
American Alpha vs The Revival (the end)
Mick Foley vs Undertaker (you know what match i'm talkin' bout)
Steamboat vs Savage
The Mack vs Cage (literally every match is amazing)
Wasn't anything special, but Taz vs Kurt Angle has a special place in my heart

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nigga was cracked up 24/7 with his leather ass skin

Jesus Christ I can hear the woo.

Dumping my Kurt Angle folder.

no, it's total shit. get your cards straight

forgive english, i am Russia.

Is this Betty Linse inter board? Vadim like the Betty Linse very good but not understand. she pretty and big bottom but the hair. she hair orange like flag from Armenian where father rape mother during cold war. few many girl have orange hair from Vadims home, only girl Vadim every see had oragne hair was Kopoba from town near Chernobyl. She is the many good and can pull cart for plow. But have dental tooths in front vagine from mother work at nukelear power when it melted up. She have to many corns from field around Chernobyl in front vagine and not brush tooths so much rotted. there only 1 tooth dentister for all commisar district, he telled Kopoba to pay him so he will fix tooths with fillering and drill. she work many days pulling plow and use front and back and top vagine for rubles to pay tooth dentersit. he take rubles but was not tooth, was KGB. Take Kopoba and vagine tooths and never can seen again. such is life in Soviet paradise.

Whych nuklear power town is your Betty Linse lived? did she have front vagine tooths as Kopoba? if she clean tooths is good, no KGB

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I want my wrestling dream to come true
Summerslam- Kurt announced as American Alpha manager
Kurt gets title shot vs Rusev
Wins that shit and it's the most American thing since Sid bodyslammed fucking Yokozuna

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>Kurt Angle

You Lex, not Sid?

you *mean* Lex, not Sid.
my bad.

The miz is cool.

ye you right
my b

anybody know if Betty Linch has a membership in this web-room? i've been looking for her to tell her how much i'd like to peel them old timey bloomers off that big ass and lick out the inside of her eyeglasses lens.

damn, that girl must have terrible eyesight to have to wear those glasses. i mean she must not be able to see the end of her nose. but hell, if she don't make it in rastling, she could always be a WWE refferee. or a baseball umpire.

but she really needs to loose that hair color. she needs to go for something a little more "not found in nature"-ish, and i've definitely seen that shade of Bozo orange before in one of my old deep sea biology books. i think it was a Jurassic Sea Roach or something.

so anyway, i've searched for her all over America Online and can't find her. i even searched under that old name she used when she was doing soft core porn, and no luck.

a little help guys?

Kurt Angle > Brock Lesnar

As confirmed from their shoot fight in which Angle won

as confirmed by Brock's botched shooting star press

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forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study wrassling and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

as confirmed by Brock's poor cardio

RUSEV CRUSH

That's all of Kurt I have. Hope you enjoyed.

I'm a wrestler. Anyone else? Anyone wanna know anything?

Where from and who trained you?

I'm currently in training now.

so we were watching that shitty match the onther night and me and this snark started arguing over the Bork Lazer entrance somg.

i said the lyrics goes like this

Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!

Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!


but he said no no (he thinks he noes everything), the lyrics goes like this

Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!

Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!


so who's right? me or the snarc?

and who's that valet he's got? Paula Hyman or something? man, that's one ugly ass woman.

It was a shoot wrestling match, if fists were included BROCK would've won hands down.
If Kurt hadn't of been so goddamn far away from the Turnbuckle maybe he would have landed it
Lol, he can go 3 rounds in the octagon buddy, how much more do you want him to train.

Las Vegas. Being trained by Disco Inferno, Kenny King, Sinn Bodhi

His catch phrase is "im the miz and im coooooooooooooooool!!!!!!"

id' suck AJ Lees asshole, she's fucking hot. goddamn beaner shouldn't be allowed to be that fine. fuck you phil i'm jealous

you guys do realize that this shit is scripted and fake just like every episode of the big bang theory, right? aint that the show you dumb fucks watch constantly because of the blonde girl? i mean, seriously, you do know that, right? you do have at least one brain cell tied together and you do get that, right? pitiful

IDK pal.

How many times has he actually went three rounds in MMA? Isn't his UFC record 3-4?

No fucking shit you mongoloid. It's entertaining and it has characters just like any other TV Show, your point is null and void

>Taking the b8

You're a waste of atoms

oh, i know. don't get me wrong, i still watch this silly shit. it's like a live action wylie coyote cartoon. i'm waiting for one of these assholes to put6 a sign in the ring that says "free birdseed" and paint a tunnel on the side of a wall

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>Posting b8 that shitty
I hope someone suicides you

Well you see user. He just hears what papa WWE says. And WWE says Brock went in, won a few matches, became champ, then left.

i'd eat that ass so fucking hard. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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hasn't been entertaining since 2008

And that's the truth, as long as I believe it, so yes that is what happened

Watch TNA, Go to YouTube and type in The Final Deletion

seen it.. gay

CRACKHEAD TALES!
I'll go first.
>work at cinema
>enter crackhead couple
>obviously total scumbags, look almost homeless
>woman seems near enough sober, maybe had a couple of drinks, but crack/heroin has destroyed her face
>the guy
>the guy....
>absolutely 100% out of his mind on heroin or some other strong opiate
>pic related, only he was more visibly drawn-out from drugs
>they approach the till next to mine being manned by a fat bitch that I hate but that's beside the point
>they ask to see the conjuring 2
decent film btw, acting is pure and total cringe but it will definitely shit you up if you watch it loud
>anyway
>next showing isn't for an hour
>as Fatty McDiabetic prints off their tickets and the woman pays, I notice the guy is leaning over the sweets
>hear a sligh rustling and see he now has his hands in the inside of his jacket
>guy has clearly just stolen a bag of sweets
>I stare him dead in the eyes, then stare right at his jacket where the sweets are, then back into his eyes
>allaroundmearefamiliarfaces.jpg
>he is JUST lucid enough to realise that he has been busted
>after a solid 5 seconds of me staring him out he does this weird full-body jerk motion
>slurs "just lukin fur sum change pal, heh"
>I keep staring him the eye
>"yeah..."
>I didn't physically witness him put the sweets into his jacket and the cinema policy is you can't actually accuse someone of stealing unless there is solid proof and multiple eye witnesses
>as I said, their next showing isn't for an hour so I say nothing and they leave the cinema to go shoot heroin or something before their film starts
>go into managers office, tell them what happened, and ask to see security footage
>it couldn't be more perfect
>just as he takes the bag and is putting it into his jacket he looks up and makes eye contact with the security camera
>this guy could be on a poster of what shoplifting looks like
>you stupid nigger
>hour or so later, they come back

Underage pls go

kill yourself if you find that garbage entertaining

You're getting trained by fucking Kizarny?

the final deletion was fucking hilarious if nothing else. good tv.

There's a whole board for this you fucking summertrash

no it was gay nothing about it was funny or entertaining

i thought asp was for skateboardfags and idiots with orange tips on the barrels of their fake ARs

Hey shithead summerfag: suck a me balllls bitch

have fun with your assburgers, faggot.

Yeah, and there are entire boards for porn too but it still gets posted on Sup Forums, what's your point?

Are you actually 13

I'm really very dissappointed in this guy. He goes around talking about how he's a "A Certified G and A Bona-Fide Stud". Well, i happen to know that's total bullshit. Know how? Because I'm "A Certified G and A Bona-Fide Stud" and he's never at any of the meetings.

See, back about 10 years ago, I taught G 101 and Advanced Stud 102 and 103 at P.S. 231 in Brooklyn. I'm a M.A. in G and did post graduate work towards my Doctorate at the Juan Bonatzio - Arnold Fidel School of Stud. As soon as i've completed my dissertation on "Pimping and the Reletive Diffuculty of such in a Post Millineal Era", i'll have my Ph.D.

Anyway, back in 2006, Eric Arndt was a student of mine at P.S. 231 in Brooklyn. He did OK at first, but then became distracted and then infactuated by some well built but very short guy that was across the hall in the "Remedial Learning to be Tall" class. Eric's grades from then on dropped consistantly until he funked out before the end of the first semester. And i never saw him again. Ah, so much wasted potential.

That's why it's so dissappointing to see him on TV, bragging about his advanced degree that he never came close to attaining. I suppose he could have gone to one of those unaccreditted G schools, like ITT or UCLA (University of Compton, Los Angeles), but everyone knows those are only "paper mills" that turn out worthless degrees for anyone willing to pay for them.

In short, i feel Eric could have been a fabulous G and a top notch Stud if he'd only applied himself. Sadly, now that's he's faked a concussion, he may never again have the sharp mind and impecable grooming he was known for up until last week.

>assburgers

You don't even know what you did wrong

fuck off hamster butt imploding bitch.

nope it was trash and you should kill yourself if you thought it was good

yes I am, he's a really smart guy

OK RETARD. YOUR ASSBURGERS IS SHOWING NOW, LOUDER THAN EVER.

ITT: two 12 year olds arguing

I swear to god on Monday, I could hear Angle's music in my head after Rusev beat Sexual Chocolate, but of course it was Roman who came out

damnit

ya know, i came up here yesterday and ansked a resonable question, if pe0n stroties were allowed here. i mean, this is a board for fantasy stories to be helped along by posters I THOUGHT. some "janitor" banned me for asking the question. WTF? it's not like i was asking to post CP or something illegal. just asked a question. jesus, you give some people one ounce of authority and it goes straight to their head. it's a new board, there are going to be questions. sometimes they are not all covered in the ubiquitous FAQ.

so, anyway can i post pr0n stories here for people to help me finish? i mean real filth. i hate even thinking about it, it's pretty greasy shit.

Wanna make a yugioh card Sup Forums?

dubs chooses a name

he's not coming back get over it

ITT: Homosexual makes a comment about the age of previous posters.

I've seen some of his work, he's pretty decent, I think I watched a couple shoots or something a while back. I remember being a kid when the vignettes aired on Smackdown, and I had no god damn words.

nigger

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hurricankatrinarana

i know mate, Shelton Benjamin is coming back though which is pretty hype.

>dubs chooses a name
WINRAR fucking do it damn you

>Shelton Benjamin
i remember that name, who was that?

Razor Ramon v. Shawn Micheals - Wrestlemania X

lol yeah right that guy was shit the first time he was there he's not gonna be any less gay this time

i meant to make a separate thread for this
idk how i posted here

Roman Reigns is fucking badass. I fucking love the guy. His new beard is tits. Off the fucking chain beard. He is so fucking awesome with his colored vests, as well. You don't know what to expect with Roman. He's a fucking wildfire and y'all are kindling. BELIEVE THAT

Black man that did a spring board into a Superkick

Black man that teamed with white guy as part of Team Angle in early 2000s

Black Guy with gold hair

Black guy that teamed with Lesnar in OVW

Black guy

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