Be Australian

>Be Australian
>Wake up at 4am for work
>Mfw already 27 degrees
>Walk outside
>Melt
>Emu stomps in puddle.

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>be kiwi
>test match is unironically rained off at this very moment

Change australian to brazilian and emu to capybara and the same applies here

m8, when are we gonna take back Australia from the emus?

27 degrees is below freezing, how are you going to melt retard? Are you made of cadmium?

Australian shitposting has gone to shit in the last few months

>Be Albanian
>Is snowing
>Go out to go to the bakery
>Freeze
>Bees bury me

>27 degrees
>hot

Australians are nice and they speak nice way.

amerenheits

Don't type too loud, they'll hear you.

Celsius.

>Be American
>Still use illogical, outdated imperial system

You could
>be Finnish
>wake up 5am
>try to start up for car
>try to scratch ice off your car
>drive to work on icy snow roads

I was talking in kelvin you mongoloid. The objective system

The face of autism

Haven't you been shot yet today?

>Implying Celsius makes any sense
There is only a 100 degree difference between freezing and boiling in Celsius. Farenheit makes more sense. Numbers in Celsius seem arbitrary and made up. Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?

Yes, you can be absolutely sure that water will boil at 100C in 1 ATM.

Celsius is clever system. Water will freeze at 0. Will boil at 100c.

>Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?
Jesus Christ

Literally the reason you shouldn't be allowed to play with guns

>Implying farenheit isn't just a made up set of numbers
>Implying farenheit isn't illogical and stupid
>fucking Ameritard

>Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?

Fahrenheit is based off of Dr. Fahrenheit's wife's armpit you fucking bigot.

Glad we cleared that up. I thought it was fucking stupid before.

kek

>not using the Rankine scale
plens

>be Brazilian
>wake up 10am because you're unemployed
>40°C
>melt
>get shot

>Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?

I would be more sure it boils at 100C than in 212F.

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Do aussies actually wear those meme hats?

Those hats are quite good for the desert it gets quite annoying being around insects and shit.

>be australian
>still has illogical outdated imperial flag on his flag

Keeps all the flies off cunt!

>be Irish
>wake up at 2pm for pub
>mfw raining
>walk outside
>melt
>my nacker cousin scoops me up in a pint glass and drinks me
>tfw 23% alcohol content

>be irish
>starve

America is the fat, slow kid that nobody wanted on their team.

Yfw the nerdy kid had to bully you into WW2 because Europe didn't invite you.

>Water will freeze at 0
WRONG

also depends on ions in solution, whether there's a point of nucleation, etc

fuck off nerds

Fuck off leaf

so has your pants

Will any aussies post a vocaroo of that killer aussie accent. That shit gives me chills. Like say literally anything.

>tfw years of consuming exclusively foreign media and avoiding social contact has made me lose my accent

>complaining about 27 degrees
That's like winter for us you pathetic pussy

>Be Finnish
>Wake up at 6AM and take a look out of the window
>Dark, icy and windy
>Decide to be in a flu and stay comfy

I had a only english classes today anyway so I can just shitpost on Sup Forums and it is basically the same.

You're a fuckwit

>these """people""" are allowed to own guns

>be not from Australia
>will never be able to punch a kangaroo and start fighting with him

Great post, thanks

Imagined that post in a Yank accent.

>Be salvadorean
>go to the bus station at 5 am to work
>get mugged by gangbanger
>work from 7 am to 5 pm
>go to the bus station
>get mugged again
>get on the bus, get mugged 6 more times in the way
>get home
>it's gang property now, told to leave
>call the cops
>get beat up
>pass out
>get beaten, stabbed, shot, tortured, murdered and dismembered by gangbanger
>get mugged again
>repeat the next day

What the fuck am I reading?

Truly are the masters of banters

>be russian
>wake up at 9 o'clock, still dark
>Inside +12
>outside -28
>wear two trousers and two sweaters

>be kiwi
>shag sheep

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KEK

27 at 4 in the morning, you autistic fuckshovel. It was 43 by about ten.

>wake up
>no boat people in sight
feels good man
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Aussie accents are reddit-tier. Scottish accents are where it's at.

Celsius were appositely calculated to be after the boiling and frozing temperature of the water.
At 0C it freeze, while at 100C it boils.
They're fucking round numbers instead of 32F and 212F
How is this not comprehensible for the average US citizen?

>Can you be sure water will boil at 100C like it will 212F?