Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Cheat on your shipmate

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fuck off you waste of life

still here

Claimed
>not cute edition

Iowa claimed

I'm gonna head off. Joined late left early. sorry bout that

Claiming Lilly
And I'll be claiming hanako from rin once they realize who they truly love~

I miss Nui user :

They're drawings are you all fags

>Most importantly: Cheat on your shipmate
but everyone is my shipmate

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!

I already have.

>AND IT'S RIN

>Implying we give a shit

Yes you are~

Later Freedom Bote!

Like~?

You so are though!
>Hehe, I'll let you figure that out on your own~
I guess I'l never know :^)

I truly love Hanako and she truly loves me, retard

If you say so. Don't worry. Rin will be gone soon and you can reveal your true feelings to me ~

That does make it difficult...
I didn't accuse anyone of doing anything.

Seems like a guilty conscience to me. Looks like they are coming around to my charms

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The pudding has your name written all over it :^)

Kek'd.

Gotcha. Heh, think we can both vouch that that's the better spot for it.

Your life will be gone soon.
Almost forgot, you never had one in the first place

Lewd...

>Wait
>What do you mean by "Rin will be gone"?!

You're as charming as a sack of potatoes -_-

Go to sleep

It takes one to know one :^)

Like how you are flirting with me, baka!

Nuh uh
>will the cat be you?!
I guess you won't :^)

B-But I want to love you everywhere you dingus..

Fukken rekt

It can mean anything you like baby~
And you must be Irish then seeing how well I'm charming you~

a little cute

youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
crazy granny all day son

That's what you think. I understand it can be hard to watch someone more charming steal your shipmate right in front of you but you'll move on in time

maybe i should just abandon ship
but i just woke up

I don't know what I just watched

Which one?

Go to sleep again

Never
Explain

But its 10:51 am so theres no point in sleeping

stay strong buddy

Wrong pudding :^)

No it doesn't!

That's not a pervy thing to do at all!

Ya huh!
>Only if the cat gets your tongue~

> love you everywhere
Ki, you're making this too easy for me. :^)

Nah who needs sleep. I've been up all night trying to woo Hanako

Not gonna happen

You're the easiest waifu I know after all.

There's always time for sleep

Now

Didn't you go to sleep like, less than 12 hours ago?
I don't remember the actual time.

>only if the cat gets your tongue~
L-lewd
But I like it...
Nein

i mean just look

My work is to tell people to go to sleep. I shall sleep when it's done

You're passed your bedtime

Nah m8. Hanako is a beautiful rosebush who requires my careful and delicate attention. Sleep will prevent me from doing that

i don't know, what ships am i on?
but im not tired

Rory-sama claimed

You should sleep with her

Become tired

Uhg. I don't remember them all.
Surely Stella. Maybe me? I think you got shipped with Shino.
Uhhh... Who was it you were after before Stella? Slipping my mind.

Wake up in the morning feeling extra shitty
Bout to work for four hours for about $40

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Don't go to work

Sleep through the day

Don't encourage her!
Hanako is my wife!

Well would you rather I be hard?
>Although I think with Maki around you, there's no need for that :^)

Hehehe, I knew you were a perv~

But ive run out of time for sleep

Your ex wife more like once she realizes her true feelings

That's perfectly fine, let's just say there's certain levels that require certain requirements eh~?

Just like the wrong accusations you're making right :^)

I didn't say that.. and shush..! Don't bring Maki into this.

Yay! Then don't expect me to stop.

>pic
Lewd! Ero! Explicit!
Not a perv!

Nope, I will in four hours though.
Crack a few and sleep

Bat waifu Aurora clmd.

XDXDXDXDXDDDD

It's only a matter of time before she comes around

I think I'll just leave you to your puddin. :^)

Hey, you started the bantz, I only continued it.
>Although I heard no arguments against that.
I'll just leave you two alone. Try not to get too dehydrated tonight, you two. :^)

It~ Is~ Not~
But you are~

What up people.

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)Insert ceiling joke here)

Hard dicks

Shut up! You're making us out to sound like a bunch of perverts!

Mostly everyone has left by now. In fact I think hanako who I've been trying to woo these past two threads has left as well. Rin hasn't though and won't accept the fact that Hanako loves me more

The ceiling is what is UP

>Continue to respect the distance between the kitty and I.

you know stuff

Are we getting lewd?!

Dat boi is waddup

I can't
brazil karen/rainforest?

Sup Ika. My upload speed is shit so it's taking FOREVER to respond to things since I have to try and post 4-5 times each.

You're not? This is news to me! :^)

>Wew
I wasn't, but if you want to...
>Got a telegram~?
>Probably shouldn't make the threads lewd. People get mad, ask Mizore.

Woooww... Really? Lol

Mine too. Shall I dump some pokemon?

Yeah mostly everyone is off by this time. Did hanako just leave? Get any loods? Poor rin, denial is such a sad thing.

Yup. I saw Styx. Was great yo.

O shit waddup.

>shit teir meme
Fuck you

Ram my dick into the kitty

styx? all ive been doing is watching is this Japanese horror story anime

NO I'M NOT! I'm nowhere near as perverted as you..

Sure. So which ship(s) are you jumping? Lol

I know it is thats part of the joke

I don't have telegram...

>Which one is the boy

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Yeah I know. I try not to think about Rin though and choose to focus on Hanako. And I think she was too flustered from my charms to post any lood

Ehh, why would I care about response times? Never have never will. Unless it takes extremely long. And but extremely long i mean REALLY long.

Yup, they played at the fairgrounds at my city so I went only to hear them. They played some great songs.
What's that anime about?

Kek.

Your charms are making hanako lewd to me

Best type moon claimed.

>nowhere near
That still implies that you are. :^)

Hmmm, well damn. If only you did~

>U cheeki cunt I swer on me mum m8

>Whensomeonewalksinmidthread.png

Oh, I know YOU don't. But I'm rather anoyed by it.
>Why the fuck are all the GOOD cars and deals on them up near the LA area?

is combining all my ships into a bigger ship a option?
your mine

Tell her that I'm waiting for her true feelings to come out for me would you kindly?

[sarcasm]Yeah she definitely likes you[/sarcasm]

Claim!

Hehe

Why, sure. I'd be down to make more buddies

It's a little weird not seeing cute Nui

She's just lying to spare your feelings. You'll see the truth soon

Well... Probably not.
That's a harem, not a ship.

its about some japanese horror stories its divided into 3 different ones and i just finished the first story

Ha, why would I want that.

Denying that you're the tease once more I see, you've really played the role tonight :^)