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Schaub is God
white boys on pooicide watch
Praise Ngannou
how do I achieve 'Jacked Blak Boi' mode lads(minus the black skin ofc)
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Who getting ready for HEEM FC 2.
Where is that bitch american man drama fag i'm gunna heem?
Schaub bless.
Drain your intelligence and put all your points into strength
Schaub bless, bros
>don't like Woodley
>don't think he deserved a title shot
>he KTFO'd the champ for the belt
>same deal with Goober
Can't talk shit about them when they win like that. Would love to see Condit rematch Woodley tho.
I was at the fights tonight. Awesome card. Idk if this made it to broadcast but there was an incident with a group of fans during Lawlers entrance. Idk exactly what they did but there was a huge commotion when Robbie walked past them and like 15 security guards came over and hopped into the stands and kicked their asses and threw em out of the stadium. Ellenberger was celebrating hard with the same dudes when he won so there might be some MMA beef goin on or something. If anyone has more detail on what happened I'd love to know
Meisha Tate is hot as fuck in person
We are now entering The Wonderboy Era. Join the team now. He will go down as one of the greatest of all time.
This stupidity reminds me of when /wwe/ was on Sup Forums and it was this one guy spamming the start of every thread with this chick, except with this girl, she's actually good to look at. I wonder if it's the same autist, you're cut from the same cloth.
>H-he's old!!!!!
Reminder that Silva was his age when he started his UFC reign
conduits chin is nearly deleted though, ate too many
Let's just hope he drinks his milk and doesn't end up breaking his leg while doing meme kicks.
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Asking again here, does anyone have WEBMs of Ellenberger's and Hamilton's wins?
see how passive and slow rory is, wonderboy couldnt do this to woodley unless hes tired
woodley would blitz him with an overhand right and since his chin is literally glass he would get ko'd fast
Worst case scenario, he breaks it over some chump's head
Be careful.
lad
Reminder that Tim Kennedy has a win over the current MW champ and if he wasn't still serving in the military he would be the Middleweight champ.
I need Ellenburger too.
>unless he was tired
Lucky him
I can picture it already. Tyron rushes in with his steroid rage and eats a cheeky kick for his trouble. Lights out. The Wonderboy Era has begun.
We only picked Woodley because Lawler sucks
>B-but Woodley is a munster!!!!!
Wonderboy beat Hendricks and Hendricks is the better wrestler and striker then Woodley
Wonderboy round 2 KO
>Woodley didn't deserve the title shot
Let's see who else has won a UFC belt or gotten a title shot that didn't deserve it.
>Holly Holm
Come off unimpressive decision wins against Raquel Pennington and Marion Reneau. Still got a title shot.
>Jessica Penne
I don't even need to explain this one
>Carlos Conduit
Had lost 3 of his last 5 before being gifted a title shot
>Michael Bisping
Jacare had just fought and was healthy, and ready to go but got passed up cause he can't speak English.
>Urijah Faber
Probably the guy who has gotten the most number of unwarranted title shots in UFC history. Barely beat Frankie Saenz who just got KO'd last week.
>Cain Velasquez
Was going to be given a rematch title shot despite losing handily in his home country by submission.
So as you can see, not a lot of people have "deserved" their title shots, whatever that means.
>I'll blitz a guy who's taller, longer and has the best kicks in the division, that's a good trick!
It's amazing how shit champions have become since GSP left.
Seems like you have never ever fought in your life
the only way to to beat a guy whos bigger and longer it to blitz him
Why is heem filled with neckbeard who havent traned a day in their lives?
>Other dumb shit justifies this dumb shit!!!
>Oh shit that's how the grown up world works
typical navie collegefag
in the real world stupid shit happens in businesses and work life all the time no point in whining
will it be as racist and ill mannered in here when stipe gets heemed by overeem?
nice roid gut there "champ"
>Rory didn't get eaten more as he got aggressive
>Anybody engages with Wonderboy on their own terms
Seems like you've never seen a fight in your life m9
No we all love Reem
overeem is universally loved
>5 Round fight against Condit
Pretty much Condit winning. He was starting to tag Woodley and made him resort to takedowns during the second.
I want Rory to fight Woodley bros. We'd have another Canuck champ agian.
you call bigg rigg engaging in that fight blitzing? he literally just puts a relaxed step forward no wonder he got picked apart
We both know youve never traned mate no need to pretend, cant wait till they matchup tyrone with wonderwoman so you can see your delusion
predicted Woodley KO
Too bad lost my parlay because lithuania's own Rose lost
Reminder that Wonderboy is the WW champion as he beat Hendricks who never lost to Lawler.
I literally never implied that. Just posting Wonderboy webms. We get it, you're a blue belt. Maybe read a book before you bet the farm on a puncher's chance against the best striker in the sport.
nice stupidity there chump
reminder that you're literally fan of a guy who diddles kids
It's just the pussy Americans, I say this all the time.
Reminder that Tyron Woodley is the WW champion cause he beat Kelvin Gastelum who just beat Hendricks who never lost to Lawler
skin cream
Reminder that you literally think a guy with a 38% KO rating is George Foreman
Woodley will probably lose the belt to Wonderboy or Condit.
Wonderboy will eventually lose it to someone in the top 5.
Title will change multiple times over the few years.
Going to be a fun division. Just like Lightweight.
he was sick
REEEEEEEEEE
Reminder that once Tim Kennedy stops heeming ISIS he will come back and heem the entire MW division
Thanks. The heavyweights sure do deliver the best highlight reel material when they don't fuck around for all three rounds.
Couldn't handle that Polish Power eh?
lithkek will yoel heem anyone soon
Lawler > Matt Brown
Matt Brown < Ellenberger
Matt Brown > Wonderpedo
Woodley > Lawler
Therefore:
Woodley > Lawler > Ellenberger > Matt Brown > Wonderpedo
STOP TAKING OVER MY ROLE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He couldn't Heem Romero sitting on a stool
Truly one of the worst things about "general" threads.
Forgot Ausbro names webms logically. Here's Ellenberger.
>cuck posts
>forced memes
thank you for your valuable contributions to /heem/
We're in the Tyrone era nigga.
>2016
>trusting champions
lol my man, you gotta learn
we're rotating through champs this year
she seems fit for joanna charity
that nose could use some reducing and remolding
if only bethe correia could make 115,
claudia already was cute, so joanna avoiding it and tried to inhibit her brows from growing so thick
Where's Spain?
>>Matt Brown > Wonderpedo
>It's 2012
>my boy was brutally knocked out in the first round
I laughed at the Miesha waifufags. I'm not laughing no more.
Wonderboy is probably going to get straight embarrassed by Woodley and you all know it. I doubt he wants anything to do with him and is probably shitting himself at having to fight him.
stop busting my balls my man we all meme here
>Tyron saying he wants to fight Nick Diaz next so he can get at least 1 (one) title defense before going to back of the line
Ellenburger's face
>WTF, I did it
Fun fact: Ellenberger was actually cut by the UFC after his loss to Saffiedine but flew out to Vegas to plead with Dana for one more fight
Those initial reports of him being cut earlier in the year were actually true
Edmond is finished
Edmund has a suger momma in Rousey, who gives him 3/4 her million dollar purse and movie deal so she can get that dick. Dumb slut
>is probably shitting himself at having to fight him.
hes banned for sure
At least it's not as bad as Aldo being your boy
We are in the BLACKED era.
That's 3(three) BLACK UFC champions now lads. Ngannou is coming for that HW belt, and will announce himself to the world when he picks Cain apart in Mexico city in under a minute, and it will be 4(four) UFC champs. And then Angela Hill will get tired of heeming girls in Invicta and come end the Joanna meme once and for all, and then it will be 5(five)...then Aljo will get his wrestling sorted under the tutilage of The Chris and will send Cruz back into retirement, and then it will be 6(six). Yoel Romero will come back from suspension and go into a legendary unbeaten streak over bums like Bisping and Gayguard, before brutally heeming Weidman in his home town and then it will be 7(seven).
I hope you've prepped yourselves for this lads.
Woodley > Lawler > Ellenberger > Matt Brown > Wonderpedo
rory>woodley
condito > rory
biggest piggest riggest>condito
story>biggest piggest riggest
gastelum>story
magny>gastelum
maia>magny
Maia> Magny> Gastelum>Story>Biggest Piggest Riggest>Condtio>Rory>Woodley > Lawler > Ellenberger > Matt Brown > Wonderpedo
>all this race baiting
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>Wonderpedo
FUCKING DELETE THIS
It is what it is
Long as the UFC's making money they dont care what happens to the fighters.
They let fighters roid then go there and really hurt people.
MVP was for sure on peds when he caved cyborgs skull in.
So was lawler when he took Rory's soul.
And GSP when he jabbed koscheck's eye off.
>pic related
Pick which one is natty
wew
Just caught the main event. Really curious in Woodley vs Maia think that be a great match.
Woodley is the more dangerous/damaging striker
But i really want to see how Maia's cage based wrestling deals with a 4x All American who has explosive get up scrambles
>Angela Hill
stopped there
wow, wonderboy thompson getting a title shot ranked 12th getting a title shot over the best of the 7 guys woodley is ducking, this is bullshit
I love how he says that it doesn't matter who is the contender and just wants the big money fight with Diaz. Just saying out loud what the UFC has been doing for a long time anyways. Just make Wonderboy vs Maia for the interim belt because fuck you
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GSP is natty. Stop meme'ing
>Rose namayunas
Stopped there famalam
real mooney fite
>he believed the rose hype
Injection marks in the top middle picture too
I hate posts like these
matchups that dont sell>nobody buys>no money>sport dies
maia vs wonder wouldnt even break 200k ppv m8
woodley vs diaz at 175 catchweight
wonderboy vs maia interm title
unify during big summer card
Joanna will give her face a complete makeover.
yeah but woodley vs nick diaz would sell, that's the whole point
>rose & kk fight of the night
What the fuck?
>someone took the time to write this out