Sup Forums I'm about to puke

Sup Forums I'm about to puke.

Just heard my parents have sex down the hall.

I get that couples have sex, it's healthy and normal to do. They are in love, obviously sex would be something happy couples do.

But these are two 60+ year old geezers and im a 28 year old kid with mental issues (social anxiety disorder, I stay indoors mostly). This shit is traumatizing and its not exactly easy to go to sleep when I hear the noises every time I close my eyes.

Any other stories of hearing/catching your parents doing the dirty? Anyone else feel as disturbed as I do right now?

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Whatever man fuck you. I never wanted to use some disorder as a crutch

Good - we werent sure if you heard us.

We are going to keep having sex until you leave the house.

They had to do it to birth your retarded ass why is it such a shock that they're continuing to do it?

I wish it wasn't but nothing fucks with your head more than hearing/seeing mom and dad do the dirty. Having a mental disorder isn't exactly helping the situation.

>continuing

Since I could remember I've never once had the misfortune of catching them in the act, they are actually pretty love-less and I don't see them sharing emotional moments with each other. This is a first for me and its traumatizing.

>28 year old neckbeard NEET lives with mommy and daddy
>Complains when they live their lives
You are the biggest waste of bones and organs in the world. Kill yourself.

Wtf r u complaining for... 28 and still living with your parents??? It's there house , fuck off and become an adult already.. see if u can get hard at 60+ with your fake ass mental disorder

I've heard my parents fucking before , get over it its just sex. You are totally using your disorder as a crutch, I have the same issues and I'm not using them to be a little bitch

Sup Forums

I'm about to puke. Every time I bang my wife I can hear my adult child down the hall. We keep doing it louder and louder but he just won't leave!

Please imagine, visually or audibly ouraudibly your daddy boning your mommy for me and let me know how that makes you feel.

28 And you must still live with them?! MOVE OUT

>love-less

No shit. That happens when you have a 28 year old man-kid that refuses to leave the house.

It makes me feel like its none of my fucking business what they do in their private time.

You are an immature little shit.

What makes me puke is your fake ass disorder ruining your parents lives, they r in the 60's and still can live the rest of the short lives they have left because of your Winnie ass

I don't think it's any of my business either but when they do it loud enough for me to hear it's not like I can un-hear it.

Anxiety disorders are misdiagnosed narcissism. Get over yourself, you're not special. There's no need to fear people thinking you suck; it's just the truth. If you know it you don't need to fear it. You have the power to do something about it and stop sucking.

then talk to them you little faggot. ive been in the same situation. you get over it. its not doing anything to your life.

Then fucking move out of their house and get a life and you won't have to deal with it anymore.

Yeah ill get right on that as soon as I manage to say the words "mom dad I can hear you having sex" without throwing up tonight's dinner.

Would it be less damaging if you heard me fucking your mom instead?

It'd probably be just as damaging. Imagining your parents having sex in any capacity isn't something you should think about.

Try growing up with swingers for parents. My mom is 80 and they still throw their "parties" every few months.

Seeing old people fuck ruins sex. I struggle with intimacy because of it. I've had girlfriends but couldn't maintain relationship due to panic attacks when things got heavy.

>28
>lives with mom and dad
>claims he has social anxiety (KEYWOARD: CLAIM)

you are a disgusting human being

>> 28

>> kid


Kek

Well that's how babby form

Jesus christ dude move out of your parents house and get a life

If you are 28 years old and still living with your parents then them having sex where you can hear it isn't the problem. The problem is you still living there. Grow up, you fucking manlet.

ur gay

LEL GOT EEM EXDEE

well no wonder youre fucked up. she gave birth to you when she was in her 30s. lucky you arent even more retarded than you already are.

Yes and its fine if it's someone else's parents making a babby. Hearing/seeing your own try to make one even though they are 40 years past the point of trying anymore just yuck.

This bait is good

Fuck off and grow up you little shit. You should be glad for the people of your life to still be happy and healthy. If that's a troll, 10/10

Why does that mans head look like an artillery shell

not sure but i think i found his brother.

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4/1-2 per 10.

you sound like a whiny cunt. don't worry though, you can deal with it by jumping from a tree and letting the rope around your neck catch you

lmfao, you are fucking 28 years old - how could that be "traumatizing" ?? seriously, man up or KYS

? where

kek

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this. so much this.

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what does having anxiety have to do with hearing mommy and daddy make a baby

do you want to join in or were you molested or what user, speak

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS

EVERYWHERE

found my parents having sex in their bedroom few weeks after I got 18. I usually always bring my dirty clothes to their room because the wash bucket is in there. Guess they didn't think I'd be awake so "early" (11am -> usually get up around 2pm on weekends)

hiffwe

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They are in their 60s

They've never made these noises, as long as I've been alive.

Me saying how I have S.A.D. is just to explain why I am still in their house at 28. It's something I have no control over, sorry to the rest of the anons telling me to "grow up" but I doubt you have it as bad as I do.

im not gonna click that breh

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Doooode. Heard my mom ask my step dad if he "wanted to fuck" when i wuz about 12. Ruined me 4 life.

>im a 28 year old kid with mental issues
>28 year old kid
you haven't been a kid legally for TEN YEARS
there's men your age with two kids and two tours of Iraq served
you're being traumatized by the equivalent of a bedfart
fuck off

>14 YO on vacations with familia, (yes i´m a spic and my engish sucks).
>Parents wanted bum bum so they send me and my bro and sis to electronic games.
>On the DAGADA, yeah it´s fun.jpg
>Shit end and my bro starts with convulsions and shit.
>Ran to the hotel and open the door with a kick (pretty badass for a 14 YOfag)
>Found M and D fucking agains the wall
Still laugh with my sibling when talko about my bro´s epilepsy

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>28 at home still

I'm also about to puke

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That's how they made that abbomination that lives in their basement in the first place.
Maybe they are trying over again, this time without all the alcohol and drugs during pregnancy.
The real vicitims in this story are your parents who are to nice to kick their failure of a son out

This isn't tumbler. Go take your disorders back over there.

One time, while fucking my wife, I heard my son being a complete pussy and complaining in his room. Something about his fake illnesses being affected by our headboard hitting his wall. Killed my boner. Writing him out of my will today. Also, op is a Nancy-boy.

>28 year old kid
die

Get your shit together, move out and let your poor parents fuck mang

Fucking faggot

stop being a fucking pussy you NEET fuck, go in there and join in like a REAL man

Move out and get a job. That'll show 'em.

well what happened was your parents was pissed that they cant fuck in their own goddamn place cause you never leave.

>mfw my parents stopped doing sex a lot of years ago
>mfw they stopped talking to each other and started to beat the shit out of me and my little brother
>mfw they don't obviously love each other anymore and they're always angry and shit
>mfw they won't divorce anymore because reasons

>mfw op is lucky enough go have parents who still love each other and complains
>mfw no face

Suck a dick op. I'd pay to hear them fucking again

>be about 9 ir 10
>Dad video tapes terminator off of tv
>Says I can watch it when I'm older
>He leaves me home alone one day while he goes to the store
>I know that fucker keeps terminator in his closet so I look for it
>Find it
>Awww yiss
>Pop it in the vhs player in my room
>Opening credits start, getting amped to theme song
>It suddenly cuts out
>Now mom is on screen naked in bath tub blowing dad
>Mfw dad's cock is huge and I still have ttiny babby dick to this day

Thanks a lot dad!

You don't have S.A.D you are sad.

>puke over cock
>put some up your butt
>cum
>eat puke + cum
>???
>profit

It's shocking because you'd think they would have learned their lesson after spawning such a fagget like OP

Next time you hear your parents fuck, get completely naked, slam the door open, and then of course do the dinosaurs

if you were really 28 years old you'd be happy for your parents, you retarded asswhipe

>underage b&

lmfao yes

Get a job and move out you failure

>28 years old kid

You have fucking SAD ?!!! (Seasonal Affect Disorder???) you mean you get depressed bc you don't get enough light in the winter time??? WTF is wrong with you OP --- GO OUTSIDE !!!

If you are an adult who can hear his elderly parents having sex and are disturbed by it... you need help, badly. You are not a SitCom character, you are a real person. Get help. Adults disturbed by sex noises of relatives on the TV are supposed to be LAUGHED AT, not related to.

Can i ask how fucking fat you are OP?

>be me
>be 13
>parents go to 'take a nap'
>decide to bake cookies
>can't find something in kitchen
>go up to ask mom
>open door to the site of my dad eating out my mom on the bed
>he gets up and comes to door and said she will be down in a minute
>his face and chin all shiny from my mom's pussy cream
The horror.....

You sound American
> omg old people have sex, can they do that?!

I went in the kitchen in the middle of the night to get my tendies and water, I heard my mom and dad fucking. My mom was squelling and I could hear the action real good. I enjoyed by tendies (they were left over) and water sitting on the island in the kitchen while I listened to them.

This. Your parents hate you OP for not paying attention to the note on the front door.

I'm actually underweight. I have the physique and proportions of a 12 year old boy, part of the reason for the social anxiety. I think last I checked I was 115 pounds, 5'6. On the rare occasion I do manage to go out without the fuck buddies down the hall I am asked either how old i am, why am I not in class, where are my parents, am I lost, all the things you'd normally ask a child out and about without adult supervision. I do push ups and sit ups to stay somewhat physically healthy, but bulking is out of the question with my frame.

> be 16
> at home looking for my parents cause I need them for something
> find it strange no one is around
> walk up to bedroom
> hear thumping noise
> Huh, they're probably fucking
> go back in my room
> half an hour parents are running around the house again doing shit
> get what I need from them now
Never heard of knocking or listening before randomly opening doors?

M-m-mommy can't have sex. What if I need my tendies?