Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Oh hi, Homu.

>Switched to my phones hotspot
>No more problems
Fucking cheap ass wifi.

I would, but it's locked up in the school. I don't feel like going to find that when I'm about to put the laptop away.

The fact I've got 2 people here denying that they're cute, while calling me a cutie, and I need to figure out who is the real one...
>Why did you end up staying up late last night?

Claimed

still here

>Cp
>Pepperonis
Just leave

Not only is it the "only" solution but it is also the final solution too.

Well only if you can find all place to stay...
>but doesnt it show phone numbers?

At our local fair. They played "grand illusion" first and then "too much time on my hands" next.

Clammed

Claiming Lilly again.

Also cmon Rin we can share hanako every other day and come together as one big happy relationship

Hello best heterochromia loli.

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There's nothing to apologize about

Best Doll who I need a nickname for since I put Best in front of everything. What's up?

Just tell me what you need, I got ya.

>Just a prank bro XD
I prefer the term social experiment.

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I'm the telegram one, cutie

I've been well! Got my life on track, just working towards the end goal right now.
Gonna be a Physician Assistant!

Decent pay, 11 an hour. But I love the job so that workds for me.
And as for saving, I do want a new car but I really just need to save just in case! You know, always helps to have that money on the side in case something happens.

Hello again.

nice feet

Claim!

Heh. I should go on a diet and hit the gym honestly.

It is. What I always say is "alone time is golden time." But for years I've been telling my ideas for stories and such but never really did them. So besides from writing about human struggles, I want to put all my heart and soul into a magnum opus. Some kind of fantasy in ba pseudo classical era with "DEEP" themes, in which is accompanied by illustrations and pieces that I wrote and drew myself.

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Oh wow so cool.

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Same fag

It still has cheese on it though

What do you mean have fun? You act like we have something to do..

Doing great :) how about you?

3 words. I. Need... You~

Hello nice froggo.

I am the real one
>I'm staying up late right now it's 7:41 AM

Go to sleep

Well i think it's sleep time for me. I'd prefer to push my schedule backwards rather than forwards this time.
Good night, Waifu.

Ayyy we are in the same timezone

I probably could. If I got my car, I could just sleep in it and go home the next day. Or drive up in the morning, chill for the day, then drive home at night.
>Takes a phone to register an account, but it's not shown publicly.

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I wouldn't be that surprised, actually.
>I still don't know why people here don't like you

What's your job anyways? 11/hr and loving it, what a combo.
For sure, I've been caught out a few times without money, shit sucked.
What kinda car ya looking at? Gotta ask since I'm a car nut.

>Gym
Bah, honest normal exercise works fine. I don't see a point in paying fees for that shit.

Ehehehe :^)

Yes, but the night before this one, what scared you and kept you up later?

Night Shizu.

Good night.

Where are you when I'm staying up late?

Doll claimed.

Oh your at school? Thought you were at your house. Fair enough. Won't that fuck with your data though?

Ha I'm sure one will come along soon. Nothing much, just making some toast and I've gotta ring the bank I think. You?

I'm doing good thanks, so what you up to?

Night Shizu.

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That is just meguMEAN
night night
shouldn't you be sleeping?

Never!
The pic of you sitting on the ledge. I'm an acrophobe.

He emits a massive "I'm a faggot" vibe. He also shitposts nonstop.

Probably sleeping

I shouldn't, if I was sleeping who would tell you to go to sleep?

You are a shitpost, Rin.

Nah, there's a school in this building for some reason. It's the first and second floors.

Okay, so that is you. And the one on the telegram is not?

Guess I've just never seen it.

Your life is a shitpost, senpai.

Not me you autism

Hey.. You.
How have you been.

I currently work in a group home with disabled people who can't live without assistance.
And 11 is decent but I'm on Long Island so it kinda sucks.
I'm not a car nut, I have a 2006 sentra and it's pretty good on gas. When it comes to a new car, I'll probably just get a newer Sentra I suppose.

Just playing games with friends, enjoying the night. You?

Don't do that...

Exactly

>Got my life on track
Damn I'm so jealous. I still have to register for classes and I was allowed to do so in mid June. Keep going dude, I'll cheer you on. Also, why not go for actual physician? Not just assistant.

Yeah I know how you feel on that. Some times I come up with crazy New things in my mind but I don't do anything about it because laze and expenses and such. Keep being productive.

This gave me dejavu.

Good night shizu.

Damn, you don't got to torture yourself just to get up here but you know. That's all you and how much you want to spend.
>Will I be able to change name?

Rin. Love me baby. We can be together with Hanako so neither of us have to be without her~

How mean. am I right?

Thats not me. And no.

Take your faggot fantasy else where.

Good I guess, nothing new to report, nothing new to complain about. Same old boring me.

Aussie?
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>Thats not me. And no.

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Ohhhh, I dunno if I'd ever like that. I had to volunteer at one that my grandpa lived at before he passed on, and I didn't really like it at all. Good on you though, they appreciate it more than most people think!
I'm in Cali, and only make 10. It's terrible.
Hmmm, bit of a boring car tbh. But I suppose if it's what ya like, it's what ya like!

Don't do what?

Well alrighty then, glad that's cleared up.

>Torture
Sleeping in a car is nothin, I've done it plenty when I was a kid!
>Yes.

>Off to mobile I go

I'm blind. That and phone is hard as fuck to use to accurately respond. Love you baby~

Poofter.

Its meguMEAN that he called the guy autism

Umm what? Where the hell are you then? This is an odd place wherever it is.

Laugh at me like that and assume we're off doing naughty things..

o shit
he's pretty good, I guess.

Plus both your waifus are shit so I couldn't tell the difference anyhow

I agree, Shitcunt.

oh look this fucking thread again
fuckin virgins

No one because its 12pm
could i get another link pls
cunt

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>love you baby~
Can't say i can say the same
>love you baby~
>your waifus are shit
Pick one

Good morning /Waifu/!

I haven't signed up for School yet but that's because I'm getting some stuff settled.
My job offers tuition reimbursement which I need to find out about, end of the month I'll hit a year here and I should be eligible.
And in regards to the other thing, taken from Google:
"Physician assistants may assist doctors in surgical procedures but they themselves are not licensed to perform surgery. Other than that, the major difference in job functions between a doctor and a physician assistant is that a doctor works autonomously whereas a PA always works under the supervision of the doctor."
Not much of a difference, and I can start as a PA and always go back to school and become a full on Physician if I choose to!

I'm sorry for my outburst last time, it was uncalled for. I miss you quite a bit friend, wish I could contact you more.

Well I love what I do, that's what influenced my change of career as well from Culinary Arts to Healthy doctor stuff.

New York is killer with rent and taxes and shit so 11 really isn't much. And I'm not even trying to be greedy I just wanna live man.

I told you I'm not a car nut! The sentra was my first car, I'm open to suggestions as long as it wont break the bank and cost me $$$$$ for gas.

Ahh what game? I'm just making some toast at the moment.

Morning discount holo

Why tho?

I only love you so I can get even closer to hanako ~

See?

Now go to sleep

>Blind retard.
You can't talk.
>Autism

Hope.
Hope is the answer to everything.

why do you want people to sleep?

I never waifu'd Holo
What did I do?

Dude you're at least 3.5 billion gigaparsecs away from hana

I was gonna go to the gym with my buddies, that's why.

Yeah, but it's hard to write stories about the life of another human. I kinda wanted to be "Steinbeck-esque"

More like 3 seconds away from stealing her~

3 light years maybe

He can be with her right now, if he an heroes.

Valentina

Because sleep is nice

And Kaga-san demands it

It's fine. That's nice to know even though I can't understand why, I'm not particularly interesting to talk to.
I know you're trying to stay away from Sup Forums or at least these threads but chances are high you can find me here whenever you come.

>we're only 2500 kilometers apart

Oh but the time is coming. And when it does you'll regret not taking my offer to share hanako

its a bit of a waste of time if you do it more than you need though right

But its 1pm
Too early for sleep

Plz moar.

Ate you blind too? How blind are you? I can navigate my house in complete darkness but once the lights are on I'm fucked.

I've slept in a car but not for a whole night... It's small and not proper heating and such. Plus my city just got a bit more dangerous in the recent days.
>where may I acquire such a thing? Can I use it on phone?

>tuition reimbursement
That sounds good, whatever that is. I'll search it up later. As for the physician thing, that actually doesn't sound too bad actually, you won't have to do that surgeries so no stress on that part. And you are at least kind of employed by a physician so you won't have to worry about lack of patients.

Damn my replies have gotten slow.

I'm not trying to stay away anymore, I actually have the free time to be here so it isn't hurting me, also shut up. I like you okay, stop questioning it. And yeah I know I csn find you here but that sucks. I wanna converse more like we started to do, you just didn't care for tele and I understand.
I just miss you.

That's an easy request.

Cheeki fuck :^)

You've had you're fair share as well.

Sooner or later, gotta be natural heh. Sounds pretty delicious right about now, adding anything to it? Take care of that money my man. Sitting around at the moment, not that sleepy so there's that.

I woke up less than 5 minutes ago

But it's not too early for eternal sleep, kill self. :^)

I guess everyone here could use some hope.

QOTT:What's everyone doing today?

Sure, kitty~
So...

You are resting body and soul. It is the most constructive thing you can do with your time

You see that's the problem, there is no hope, and there never will be.

Building downtown. It's very weird, trust me.

Now who said I was assuming that? :^)

Double good on you. I'm trying to go back for automotive technology, but haven't really committed to anything yet unfortunately.

I know man, everyone does. Honest to god, rich people need to think less about how they're not getting their full 3 million dollars and more about the people struggling to not starve to death.

Well if you got a budget, and some preferences, I'd be more than glad to help!

Ohhhh, that's fine then. Just not solo mang.

California is its own proper heating! Although in a bad hood, ya I wouldn't risk it.
>Yep, that's the only place I have it at.

The cheekiest.

My fair share of what? :^)

>Wall of text on mobile
Wew.

I'm hungry
>Tfw I've only eaten 2 sandwiches the whole day.

Reflecting my life decisions and thinking what if.

Go for a nap

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Go back to sleep