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Side of mayo edition

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gas the rich class war now

>mayo

FOY

>mayo

but that's not mayo

>mayo

disgusting

i agree

Mayo is literally the food of satan and people who enjoy it need to be gassed

Why so serious?

NEED a welsh speaking GF

that's TAR-TAR sauce

Reminder fish and chips is a Jewish invention.

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In here lads
FOY

>thread splitting

That's what Spongebob eats

>people who call the Chippy the "chipper"

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this tb͏h

this

See

We're all in here my lads

>exchange student qt was only here for one term
>will never see her again

I love runts especially the pink ones

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>go to a chippy in London
>they charge extra for a plastic fork

they're called fish and chip shops you stupid provincials

look how retarded this leaf is

It's Chip Palace lads

Trust me, I'm OP

>mayo
Shan't be posting in here

>canadians
I'll stay in this thead, thanks

NEED this
nhentai.net/g/130350/5/

who has the time to say all that?

see

paleo-gf sent me this from Rio
>tfw not Brazilian

if i ever see this guy ulsterlad on the streets it's gonna be a problem with me and him

got a funny picture from reddit but im not sure which thread to post it in

>everyone is getting caught up on the mayo
>no one has noticed it's with a side of french fries

You lads NEED to read this

street view isn't working ree

im sooooooooo gay!!!!!!!

:33333333

this one

What's your pornstar name?

Can't cum twice on a day?

Have you lads seen the new Tom Hardy show?

>But were they? answer the question
Sorry. Neither of them were. Just normal citizens living in Brandenburg province and Berlin

>you know, got worked to death or died on a death march
i talked about the Kaiserreich and prior to it. Before shit hit the fan there were maybe 500-600k, now it's just some 80k (including the guys coming here from post-soviet Russia)

>Jews who integrate vs those who dont really, the ones who dont just seem to hate civilisation
I dislike the orthodox guys 2bh. They're not too far from fundamental Christians or Islamists imho.

Hasn't it been cleared up in MSM by now?

ok

jew

bit suspicious of this thailand poster

don't think he's the real thailad, but a filthy imposter

>girl i'm chatting to is in the area
>specifically refrain from wanking in case she decides to randomly wants to come round and take my virginity
>waited until 1, decide it isn't happening and I'm being a retard for even imagining it
>have a wank
>she texts me five minutes later saying she needs somewhere to stay
>get scared and turn her down

This literally just happened to me lads.

I cannot believe the state of my life.

mum doesn't let me watch tv

kotyank pls

Oh

2nd FOY edition
youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3RrqBqk14

lol

>live in shared house
>we had a Russian qt stay for 3 months on a scholarship course
>her English was limited but improved while she was here
>took her out for a few drinks on her last night
>had a great time
>got home, kissed her for a bit but was quite tired so didn't try to shag her
>she leaves the next morning, give her a goodbye kiss and add her on normiebook
>she goes back to rural Russia and I will probably never see her again
>my qt Russian

>c-canadians are different from americans, I swear!
youtube.com/watch?v=-4ml6pc5cyc
having a little howl

why is my phone so slow and shit outside yet works great inside?

no, is it good?

Was he right /brit/?

this is the dumbest thing I have ever read

>Tom Hardy
Handsome Bob?

So they say

Dunno, that's why I'm asking

>guys americans aren't retarded i promise
youtube.com/watch?v=gFgPX0hnNfA

fuck off

Fucking text her and tell her to come over, don't turn her down just cos you had a wank

But he's still covered in cum..

Buck Naked

Probably sitting telling all her mates how she met a proper English gentleman who showed her a good night and didn't try to take advantage like inbred ruskie lads do

Bet the hearts of lots of Russian qts are fluttering at her story lad

Iggy.

reposting cause im autistic

something similar happened to me
>be horny
>really wanna ask this girl that ive been seeing for a week or so to come over
>dont ask
>friend asks if i wanna come play rocket league
>play until 3 am
>go to bed
>see missed text from 2 hours ago
>she wants to meet at my place
>freeze for a second
>text her back
>says she's home and it's too late
haha oh boy

t. below comfortable poor

you just introduced me to my new fetish

You should propably stop abusing it to scrub your duck

yeah its pretty accurate, the 'mies dont realise how much houses are worth

thailad do you have a cat

ARISE YE PRISONERS OF STARVATION

why do foot fetishists have to act so cringe and creepy online? i just want to quietly wank to girl feet, please stop giving "us" a bad name

makes sense, baby boomers with a half million dollar home and whatever else putting them in the 1-2 million bracket are petty bourgeoisie at best

No, I would like one but I don't live on the ground floor so it wouldn't be able to go outside.

Always had cats growing up.

this

anyone who has a foot fetish should be castrated. they are more mentally ill than a tranny. you can't fuck a foot

>tfw just lesser rich
I've failed, mother ;_;7

Yeah, I just think about her sweet face sometimes, she's so pretty jesus christ

foot fetishism is mental illness.

I bet you could post pictures of male feet and retards would respond with "oohhh yeahh baby"

Kylie Minogue
Danni Minogue
Iggy Azalea

Why are Australian music so dominant upon the world?

>you can't fuck a foot

pls teach me to exploit ones nation :3

we need more australian pornstars

Angela White is not enough

that's what you think

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wtf

She's gone home. Said she was sad and when i asked why she said "Night".

Just fucking kill me somebody

*watches you do the virgin dance*

Hahahahahaha nerd

GTFO Hohenzollern

we need more

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*watches you do a sad wank right after you just had a wank*

Do you support monarchy? Do you know about the Hohenzollerns?