Thailad tell me what to do edition
/brit/
James Sanchez
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Nolan Smith
Neck yourself
Sebastian Edwards
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too beta to act on it
Leo Harris
Posting in this one
Daniel Davis
Speak English
Jason Moore
sorry to say this, laddo... but youre wrong
i did, in fact, act on it, but i was too late
haha joke's on you
Luke Lewis
Poo
Dominic Peterson
cause he hates him so bad that he blocks him out
if he ever saw him again he'd prolly knock him out
Owen Sullivan
>no tartar sauce that a dumb yank is calling mayo
better
Anthony Ward
FUCK
OFF
YANK
Jason Clark
>girl i'm chatting to is in the area
>specifically refrain from wanking in case she decides to randomly wants to come round and take my virginity
>waited until 1, decide it isn't happening and I'm being a retard for even imagining it
>have a wank
>she texts me five minutes later saying she needs somewhere to stay
>get scared and turn her down
This literally just unironically happened to me lads.
I cannot believe the state of my life.
Ryder Foster
you will NEVER get over this
Aaron Howard
would janny purge a fucking thread already
YOU AREN'T GETTING PAID TO LOLLYGAG
Eli Parker
>turn her down
WHY
Text her back you mong
Caleb Hernandez
FOY edition
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Jaxson Allen
I did. She said don't worry about it twice, but in that way where she definitely wants me to worry about it. Then she said "Night".
Josiah Wright
Mate...
Why even turn her down in the first place?
Xavier Mitchell
something similar happened to me
>be horny
>really wanna ask this girl that ive been seeing for a week or so to come over
>dont ask
>friend asks if i wanna come play rocket league
>play until 3 am
>go to bed
>see missed text from 2 hours ago
>she wants to meet at my place
>freeze for a second
>text her back
>says she's home and it's too late
haha oh boy
Jaxson Russell
real edition
Canadians please stay in this thread
Gabriel Gutierrez
Because I just had a wank so my knob was shriveled and plus i'm scared of women.
Evan Rodriguez
>rocket league
Great game
So? Did you think she'd demand you take your trousers off the minute she walked in? Did you not think you'd have to spend atleast and hour laying the ground work and doing some foreplay?
Jaxson Thomas
...
Zachary Scott
>Did you not think you'd have to spend atleast and hour laying the ground work and doing some foreplay?
cut him some slack lad, he's a virgin
David Sanders
Even i knew about foreplay when i lost my v card and i was 14
Anthony Ramirez
I'm a virgin, I have absolutely no idea how this shit works.
I fucked it didn't I?
Christopher Hughes
Pretty much mate
Best thing now is to learn from your mistakes and try again
Push through the fear this time
Btw a tactical wank is a good idea before you sex, give it about 30 minutes and you'll last longer in bed
Kayden Martin
I can't have a wank before sex or I won't get hard
James Parker
lads, i have an important announcement to make
>a semi autobiographical novel
Blake Reed
why, yes!
Michael Turner
you are now thinking about that girl you turned down because your floor was dirty
Wyatt Miller
break the tie lads!!!!
Jace Ward
It's snowing!
Anthony Lewis
you are now thinking about that time a girl used two letters to quell your anxiety and informed you that the sun had in fact gone down
Camden Carter
hector what if I pop?
Nathan Perez
where?
Logan Taylor
Outside
Thomas Perry
where in Britain?
Joseph Anderson
England
Jaxon Perry
why are you guys so fucking mean?
just be nice for once!!
Ryan White
What's /brit/ listening to atm?
Mason Hill
We're in here