Hello Sup Forums I work at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver, I start University in 3 weeks...

Hello Sup Forums I work at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver, I start University in 3 weeks, any ideas on how I can piss off my boss in the remainding three weeks? happy to get fired in the process

>morgan freeman

Stab him in the neck. Thank me later Op.

nah, you really gotta go big. Any security system in there? Cameras we could take over? If ur willing I can walk you thru it.

do everything slow as fuck
accidentally mess things up like pizza sauce or something like that, so the pizza has to be made over
spill some soap or something when youre washing dishes and hopefully someone falls

steal money, or just take forever doing your deliveries, stop at home, do shit.... its difficult to prove so he can't fire you if you deny it

jack off in the garlic sauce
post webm
???
profit

There is only thing is the office area is really small and you are never alone in the store so would be hard

I got fired at a pizza joint, lol.
But you don't wanna burn bridges dude. You might flunk out of uni or some other shit might go down. Just leave on good terms and then if you hit rock bottom you might be able to get the job back.

Go eating at some other pizza place during work time, in your uniform

true I'm pretty sure I will do well at university if I am honest, and I would but the boss is a huge cunt

Most pizza bosses are sadistic betas, I'll give you that.
I was a server and I refused to answer phones because the two high school girls who got paid full wage (I made less+tips) were tip poaching my tables when I answered the phone.

Just tell him you're not gonna do something, it's so funny to see them bluster

yeah good plan, and yeah he is this really fat indian guy, bit of a pervert too

Deliver every pizza by parking on all the customer's front lawns. Peel out when you leave

Your boss will get hounded like crazy

I know this as a former store mgr because it happened to me.

if u can't cope with something that small as a cunt boss, how can you expect doing better when much bigger life challenges arise!? you are being paid for the job, do the job, let it make you tougher, get tougher, be the big boss in the end!

I can deal with it I am just leaving soon so want to be a cunt back

haha that's brilliant!!

Sit on the pizza boxes of people that don't tip. Or flip the boxes over shake up the pop. I liked to spit my fingernails into their pizza

>deliver pizza to park
>feed all the ducks
>pokestops a plenty

my kinda idea!!!

Pee into your own mouth in the lobby

give us your krusty krab phone number so i can make an order

if you have your managers contact number post it here

Pizza Hut has been allowed inside countries besides the US? This is sad news. I thought you guys had better taste

Why would you want to get fired? Doesn't that negatively affect you in the long run?
I know the pizza place isn't a career stepping stone. But nonetheless it shows a willingness and the ability to work in a business, why wouldn't you want that on your résumé?

I actually worked with a guy awhile back at Little Caesars, who jerked off in the pizza sauce. Kek

This. Just give a 2 week notice and don't be a douche about it.

Don't get fired because you need to use that job as a reccomendation when you apply for other jobs

i got fired from pizza hut for writing in a 10 dollar tip on some fat SJW lezbian who said i didn't need a tip cuz i was a white male, then she checked her credit card and saw that it was 10 bucks over

I call bullshit, faggot

Actual facts, this guy ended up getting arrested over a kiddie porn charge soon after. Haven't heard about him since. Many complaints from customers about the pizza sauce though from the time he worked there.

>this

Don't go burning bridges.

why burn bridges?
Remember: You'll meet at least twice in life.