Waifu claiming thread.
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At work, but alive nonetheless
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I'll admit I'm a perv but I'm not a cute!
>wanna play a game?
I see... Ok then. So my DOHC engine has more HP and torque than a SOHC, has twice as many intakes and exhausts, and probably costs more to repair or replace. And is probably heavier too.
Yeah, well, I couldn't tell.
Meant to reply to
Best type moon claimed.
Doll claimed.
Yeah that annoys me sometimes too. But so far I've always had at least one interesting talk. I think here would be a pretty good place for discussion without the worry of it turning into shit flinging.
I was about to make that point. Religion is a main part of our culture. You can see how good it can be from stuff like the Islamic golden age. Hell the guy who first thought of the big bang was a reverend. The problem with it is people tend to cherry pick what they want from it, which is good if you're doing it for as you said the virtues and morals but sadly people don't always do that. It'd be hard not to believe if you grew up in a place where you didn't know if you were going to die today.
Even then they'd probably argue over the specifics of it appearing.
I might do, keep on wearing that Mak suit.
Yeah it's part of the fun. Good, don't let me keep you up. Bit of a cut off yeah. I dunno, maybe you're right, annoying to wake up at 5 on a weekend though. Likewise.
That'd explain it then. Drinking buddy/10
Ahh love that sketch.
Good good. How's the fuelmaster doing?
Heya Shino.
hoo hah
Hehe, pervs are the cutest though~
>A game~?
Pretty much, yep!
>What car is it anyways?
Dekomori claim desu~
art deko?
nothing much i just woke up, got a little bit of a headache.
how are you?
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Mugis ass tho
And honestly I don't see Religion every going away. Sorry Atheists, there will always be people scared of death and looking for comforting promises.
01 Hyundai Elantra
Mugi a coalshiner
Pete bored really. Until my boss is done with some coding, I'm basically being paid to sit around and eat yogurt
If pervs are the cutest than you're the cutest~
>the pocky game
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Hell yeah
Quick, go to the bathroom so you are paid to poo in the loo.
nice feet
Calamity-masu'd
No way, I'll do that after I actually start working, so I can have another break
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Oil drillers and coal burners are subhuman
white power.
Is vigil a husbando?
I'm better at lurking than vigil
Love her :3
Right on. I always used to use the restroom on the clock.
It feels way better to be paid to poo.
Nice meme
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>I just want to believe in hope, you know?
I dunno, just saw deko.
Ah, can you take some painkillers for it?
Pretty good, catching a bus to go to a bank appointment in a sec. You getting breakfast?
It's here to stay as long as there's things we don't know about the universe, which might be forever.
Fair enough then. Eating that yoghurt on the hour. Bank up those break times while you're at it.
Kirino
Hi friendo! How are you today? I wanna play some bloodborne or OW in a little bit other then that i'm just chillin watching john oliver in the stream.
Nice arms
rem?
Wasn't that on watamote where she says outloud I SHOULD TAKE A BIG SHIT or something?
Pretty much, plus I have younger siblings, including O E that doesn't know how to aim and won't cleanup after hi. Self, so I'm definitely not using that toilet
2.0 4banger. Not surprised at all.
Looks a bit boring stock, not gunna lie.
I'm not a perv, though~
>Ohhh~? I've always wanted to try that~
>I'm waiting~
I'm going to sleep, you should probably follow suit
Please
Shino?
Sleep tight and I hope to have you here in some time so you can tell me to go to sleep.
Not going out to get breakfast today, i might make some food in a minute though.
and yeah i just took some tylenol.
Whats your bank appointment for?
Nice olive niggerness
No
how are you???? I wasn't sure if you the same rem.
there's two of you right?
Even if we learn everything about the universe, the religious zealots will still claim that it is God, and we have simply found out more about them.
There is a scene like that, but it's more of a "dirty joke to impress the boys" which backfired.
Oh God. Treat him like a toddler potty training again and toss cheerios in the toilet.
Well it ain't a race car, buddy.
Have a friend with a Tiburon tho. Pretty sure that's Hyundai's Sports Model.
Mugi
Yup, although I'm quite bored.
There's two of us and like three others who don't even try. And I'm doing well, you?
Yeah i remember. When she was at the bus stop.
I'm a big fan of the show actually.
Steve Irwin
Cheerios? Why cheerios?
Kurt Cobain
In classes now I'll be in and out of threads
Saber claimed
The anime was pretty faithful, I'd say read the manga. You should be able to pick it up at like, Ch28 and it should pick up right when the anime ends. Tho the final scene with Student Council President was a special chapter.
Little Targets.
Carlos, is that you?
Yep, shows just how good you are. Heh, I've done that to people before, this is what it feels like. Yeah taking advantage of it now. For a weekend that's way way to early, no can do my man. Glad to know, see ya around m8.
Night people.
Kurt Cocaine
sleepy maki.
Kek, I'll remember that if I ever accidentally stumble into fatherhood
That comfy drunkenness has set in.
It was a good night of Pathfinder.
Not quite,
bonzi buddy
Or just hope you have a girl.
Drop bear
Pretty good. Yeah that'd be good. Can't come on for a little while because I'll be at the bank for a bit. John Oliver's face makes me so angry and I don't know why.
Ah okay what you thinking of making?
Good good.
Not actually too sure, got a letter through about arranging one. Think it's just to update some personal information.
Night, can't I'm in public.
Yeah that's true, or just say there's still something we haven't found out. Like a brick wall they are.
Hmm, don't really know what you can get away with doing at your work.
I aim to please Mak man.
I'm not that good to be honest. Still run into groups and get mobbed. Sorry man, didn't mean to. I know it's a bit annoying on weekends.
Night, have a good one.
Alright I'll be back in a bit then. Later guys.
Our lord and savior, Bonzi Buddy
Pretty much. And then I just hope I don't fuck it up
>Kurt Cobaine
>claiming yume
Time stops
Could you imagine the religious upheaval if we crack immortality?
No parents don't fuck up. You just get better at it.
Not my words, my father told me that when I thought I knocked up a chick.
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Legs for the leg fiend I guess
nothing really good.
probably like a chilly dog and some beer, fuck it its cold outside.
I think i got something in collections but whatever.
Fuck tourists amirite
Tbh he'd be a good husbando
I'd let him infect me
Rough. Glad it turned out false though, or at least that's what it sounds like
Don't you have chrohn's disease? Drinking alcohol is good for that?
Sorry Makoto,
I fell asleep
>we gonna play Pocky?
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Yeah I definitely dodged a bullet. No miscarriage or abortion or anything, just a bad pregnancy test.
She got a positive on the first test, some 2 dollar pee stick. But splurged and got a 10 dollar test. That one came back negative. Few weeks later she got her period.
I miss her, but Tomoko is better.
Robbie Rotton is also a pretty good husbando tbh
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Damn, I bet that was a relief. And yes, 2d is always better
It is. Not bad, but it looks like a Mk.IV and a 350z had some kinda child.
And here I thought you left me, I'm still waiting~
>You sure you don't wanna head to bed? I'm already laying down after all.
>i miss her but my waifu is better
remember, in 40 years that girl will be disgusting and saggy, and your waifu will be pristine and still love you.
Hey, aren't you the guy that's been ROBBIEn' my ROTTON eggs?
Tell them that wombats are friendly and that you should camp in front of their burrow. They climb into your tent and act as a heater.
Or that Kangaroos can be ridden. Only not from the pouch. So you gotta walk up to the largest of the group and snag him to ride.
I do a lot of things that arent good for Crohns. Mostly eating gluten. But why would I stop something that causes me pleasure for something that is really only a passing pain?
>alcohol is actually on the approved clear liquids for use in a colonoscopy
>Ima get so damn drunk on Monday because I have to drink straight and not eat solid food
And at the same time its only some forms of alcohol that affect Crohns. Ive learned by process of elimination whats good and whats bad. 9 years of living with something gives you insights.
I think I see him more as a father figure than a husbando, maybe that's just me
please dont leave here ever
Dot dot dot.
Hello me. great to see me again
You brought me here to kill me.
Went from 0 to 100 real quick when she told be she got her period. My entire body almost collapsed from relief.
I guess. It's a pretty sleek car, but really not that impressive.
Females would rather see a Dodge Charger pull up than a Hyundai Tiburon. Regardless of what a car guy has to say.
Of course.
This is fucking great
>father figure
That's a tad on the kinky side :^)
daddy fetish :^)
Nah the nap rejuvenated me
>if i go to bed can i sleep with you~
But I'm doing this for me.
Nice digits me.
I see me. How am I doing?