CATURDAY

Quick post cats before the janitor finishes his hot pocket!

Here's my cat doing his sleepy dragon imitation.

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Cats?

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that's a big cat

For meow

For mew

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If I pull that off will you purr?

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cADE

it would be extremely baneful

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>Cats consume humans' eyes before any other part of the body.

my cute boy :3

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>CATS CAN SURVIVE ON THEIR OWN WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY HAVE TO

Would be so much better if they just let themselves die like retarded dogs huh?

>used to wake up with my cat chewing and deep throating my fingers

think that nigga wanted to eat me

you will outlive him

I used to be a cat and dog person until the day I found out cats literally have small teeth in their tongue.

Fuck that shit, dawgz 4 lyfe homes

that's why I cherish our time together now

>implying this shitter didnt try to cut off my throat while i was asleep yet i still love him like it's the first day

>until the day I found out cats literally have small teeth in their tongue.

>implying that doesn't feel amazing on your feet

top giggles

What about dogs

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whats up with his nails dude

get rekt, kitty faggots

Somebody needs a pedi pedi

Your dog looks like a hobo...

My cat rapes your little doggo in the ass and makes him clean up

y-y-you shut your mouth... he was a rescue

HAHAHAHA YOU CAN TAKE THE DOG OFF THE STREETS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE STREETS OUT OF THE DOG, METH LAB WHEN

When I was young, I always thought when my cat dies, I would probably blow my brains out

Now I just now I will do that as soon as I hit 30

kek