Quick post cats before the janitor finishes his hot pocket!
CATURDAY
Here's my cat doing his sleepy dragon imitation.
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Cats?
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that's a big cat
For meow
For mew
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If I pull that off will you purr?
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cADE
it would be extremely baneful
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>Cats consume humans' eyes before any other part of the body.
my cute boy :3
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>CATS CAN SURVIVE ON THEIR OWN WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY HAVE TO
Would be so much better if they just let themselves die like retarded dogs huh?
>used to wake up with my cat chewing and deep throating my fingers
think that nigga wanted to eat me
you will outlive him
I used to be a cat and dog person until the day I found out cats literally have small teeth in their tongue.
Fuck that shit, dawgz 4 lyfe homes
that's why I cherish our time together now
>implying this shitter didnt try to cut off my throat while i was asleep yet i still love him like it's the first day
>until the day I found out cats literally have small teeth in their tongue.
>implying that doesn't feel amazing on your feet
top giggles
What about dogs
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whats up with his nails dude
get rekt, kitty faggots
Somebody needs a pedi pedi
Your dog looks like a hobo...
My cat rapes your little doggo in the ass and makes him clean up
y-y-you shut your mouth... he was a rescue
HAHAHAHA YOU CAN TAKE THE DOG OFF THE STREETS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE STREETS OUT OF THE DOG, METH LAB WHEN
When I was young, I always thought when my cat dies, I would probably blow my brains out
Now I just now I will do that as soon as I hit 30
kek