Waifu claiming thread.
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Calamity-masu'd
Are too tsun~
>pic
Wew
Tsuns are best mates. Especially the hotties like you~
>claimed
>claiming yume
loli with long legs
>hnnnnnng intensify
legs
you are correct
her legs are great
post yours first
Here I am to claim my innocent waifu
Must have had CROHNic fatigue syndrome then.
Of course they would condemn it. You would be selfishly holding onto God's property. Hypocrites bruh.
But I'm talking more like, health, age, disease immortality. Not invincibility. Like, if I shoot you in the face you die, but you can live to be 1000 years old. Like elves I guess.
Not yet, I actually don't like cold coffee. Hot Coffee and Hot Tea are best.
doesn't she dies at the start of the show?
I really liked her outfit and all so I was quite sad when she died
At least it's not Murakumo. Now try to never post her again and we're good.
Unflattering. Your partialism does not amuse me.
Fine~
jesus christ..
never leave me carlos.
Near the end actually, but yes I was also sad to see her go, but at least she believes in reincarnation, so she'll always be around in my mind
I can tell, I wouldn't be this happy if it wasn't for me.
But it's such an effective way to summon me.
Gardevoir claimed.
How's everyone doing today?
>But it's such an effective way to summon me.
It's like summoning the gods by angering them.
>strike me down if you exist
It's foolish and misguided.
Vanilla pucci
dammit I just posted and gotta join the new one
once again....
Papi wa harpy
How will me strike me down?
I'm doing well, you?
birb with ass
It shouldn't really anger me at all, as I said I'm claiming for me.
Keep your GUARDevoir up! Some one might steal it!
Doll claimed.
Ah I see. Sounds good, looks pretty red, white and blue to me. My American friend made me a corndog once. Shit was cash.
Exactly, better to benefit the holy in their eyes.
Oh I get what you mean. Do you think if we did find that kind of immortality you'd reach a set age and then stop aging or you'd just carry on and end up like Mr House from New Vegas?
Good good. Yourself?
Papi is best monster grill, I applaud your taste.
QOTT: Ever dreamt of your waifu? What was it like?
Yes. One time. It was bliss
Also claimed
Best type moon claimed.
>asking the wrong questions
I am a gracious god. :^)
I fail to see why you can't leave it to Sacchi.
no.
Hey there Rem! Everything's alright on this end.
Why would someone steal?
Hey there Doll, I'm doing alright. You up to anything?
I am only her to see cute waifu legs
And your waifu has one of the cuter legs
Ok
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Ah so monobeargirlsupermodelcrazybitch died at the start
Sadly no so far
Them!
いや、決して
I taught at a middle school (subsitute teacher) and they had a volume of Monster Musume.
I dreamt of Makoto and I, oddly.
It would have to be the latter. Could you imagine talking to some hunny and she is like 600 years old? Sorry, it would weird me out that she has the body of a 100 year old.
Once or twice. It was interesting to say the least.
>they had a volume of Monster Musume.
Was it censored or something?
Quite mysterious. I like it.
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I had a weird ass dream last night but nothing involving my waifu
Merican food is normally pretty cash, incredibly fattening, but cash.
especially our breakfast food.
I had no idea
I didn't go through it
You seem to really like that pic
I must MUSUME that it wasn't a pleasant experience.
>beef tips in gravy
Probably the best thing ever.
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Just keep dreaming on then I'd say
>いや、決して
ニースのサムネイル
Remember what it was like?
Any spicy details?
Alright Deko, I'll bite
What was the dream about?
始まりの光 Kirali…kirali
終わりの光 Lulala lila
>American friend
Where are you from?
whoa Undertale is like, such a creative and meaningful game guis
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Nope. I rarely dream anyways. But I have been trying to pick up lucid dreaming for that reason.
It's fascinating in its terribleness, still waiting for a full scan and of course interested in seeing how he handles the final scenes of 5, whether he goes after the ln, copies the movie or does something completely batshit. Can't even compare with the other part where the movie changed a lot, in 4, since that part isn't out either.
Nope. She popped in like some kind of cloud and more or less poofed instantly.
The second time I got to hold her, but I woke up shortly.
Nothing since.
Just like hitler wasn't actually a bad guy!
He wasn't
If you had to place money on it, what would you guess he'll do?
I see your KanColle waifus and I raise you mine.
Hey, let's bring ourselves back TORIELity!
nice feet
>I am a gracious god. :^)
Me is happy that me thinks this much of myself.
Danganronpa fandom intensifies.
But hitler really was good guy.
Nah, but my waifu lives in a dream if that counts.
How you doing best bells?
Nah I'm just about to get back home. What about you?
That's why you can't trust elves man, they could be 25 or 250 and you wouldn't know. If that were the case eventually all of humanity would be these weird 100s of years old husk people.
The fat is what makes it dank though. What kinds of breakfast food?
UK
>being me this hard
I suspect trickery.
Sometimes I like to contribute a bit too. Me doesn't enjoy contributing?
That is HITLERally wrong!
Fuck off, Mai.
Well, I dunno then.
It's hard to talk about things like immortality without talking about things like body maturation, body age, and mental age.
I'm sorry, but some people lose their minds by age 50. I could only imagine how bad it would be at age 500.
You seemed like a UK man
Cute but way too shy for me. Would befriend/10, great waifu.
chinese cartoons are stupid
I don't know, probably leaning more towards the LNs while taking a few tidbits from the anime. Most of the changes were to either flesh out fight scenes.
In 1 Ufotable added that entire ghost fight scene, in the novel it was just the confrontration/strangulation, she also just cut the zombie in half with her fingers instead of needing the knife from Touko. And I won't spoil 5 since that's a bit more complicated and would require a long spoilery explanation.
Search for "southern style breakfast"
Man the south has some delicious food
Just faces and flashbacks, most of my dreams are.
Really nothing too special and i kinda enjoy most of them.
Agreed, gravy in the morning is literally top tier.
Biscuits and gravy will always be a favorite.
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Muh mai scapegoat
>zombie in half
In 4 I mean. I actually dislike what they did in 4 because they clearly show the attack, the flash indicating a line has been cut and the zombie does react, just stupid and if they wanted a more normal fight scene they should have removed that attack completely or saved it for the end.
Yes, she was nasty anyway.
Just playing some vidyas and hanging out in Shino's stream. Typical Friday afternoon, I suppose.
What kind of trickery?
对不起，我真的不是故意打断你的USELESS卡通敬拜
但你人FUCKING时滞
MCFUCKING KILL自己FAGGOTS
你永远不会找到完美的女人LOSERS
只要找到另一种脂肪GAY NERD喜欢自己动手去戳在屁股
实际妇女击退由您
It's just not fair.
When I think of gods I think of Crom.
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>checked
>lucid dreaming
Before you can do that you must dream first though
I'm decent at it, say 30% of the time I have a nightmare I can convince myself it is one. It still doesn't make the whole thing less stressful
Ah, well it's better than nothing I suppose
I'm sure you'll get a good one someday
I'm doing alright. Slept through the whole day so I won't get much work done today.
How was your day Doll?
>faces and flashbacks, most of my dreams are
Ah, when i dream my dreams are usually clear and detailed most of the time
I don't like it
I BAIT you didn't see that one coming!
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QOTT:Where are you from?
Texas here
Just spent the last hour putting up flyers for my brothers missing dog, found out the damn dog came back yesterday afternoon about an hour after I left.
Daily reminder that "troll" and "bait" are just buzzwords.
Yeah, actually it would've been better at the end, but they make up for it in 5
Where did qtpi makoto go?
That's not a valid reason, me needs to try harder. Nice picture.
Straya cunt.
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5 is a hundred different kinds of amazing but is also quite different from the novel, for the most part the changes but I really do prefer the way the novel handled the final fight, while also realsiing why they had to change it since it relied on a cut subplot.
You're the qtpi here
It's confidential.
Oh yeah? Watch this.
Also from Texas
She's just STRAYAN to meet you. Nothing wrong with that!
Nebraska.
I'm from Sligo, Ireland
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Washington D.C
Do you know who also comes from Ireland? IRE-nman!