ITT we post tools or equipment that we regularly use in our jobs but may look odd to others...

ITT we post tools or equipment that we regularly use in our jobs but may look odd to others. Anons guess the professions.
What do I do, /b?

mortician

nope

Professional stoner. Them are roach clips

For piercings?

Idk, taxidermist?

nope nope nope

You dress rich, fat people for a living and use those to secure the load-bearing buttons on their straining garments.

Professional titty twister

Checked.

ear doctor?

You do stuff with clothes

Right click -> Search Google for this image.

You're a professional faggot.

watches as in wristwatches

close

does it have to do with electricity?

EMS

That's for sutures, right?
To hold the curved needle? I'm accident prone, you work in the ER.

Are you Uri Geller?
I hear using cutlery is a fucking nightmare for the guy

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I do work in the ER, but that is not for suturing

It's a sponge clamp.

4X4

Yes but not like you think.
This is the other component.

Magill forcepsare angledforceps usedto guide the endotracheal tube into the laryngeal inlet during nasotracheal intubation or a nasogastric tube into the esophagus under direct vision. It is alsousedto place pharyngeal packs and removal of foreign bodies

So OP you shove shit into peoples' noses

good job, sir

That thing is going up someones nose

Wire stripper ?

Maybe this will give it away

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You free people from the matrix?

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captionist and prof memer i guess

Inserts some sort of tracking or tag into fish

spot on

Beat niggers

Correct
It's a PIT tag reader, PIT tag, and an injector. I'm studying reef connectivity.

Guessy guess

Vet?

Very very close but not it

Crap that's a hard one

Horse caretaker or groomer of some kind

Puttin shoes on. You old crippled bastard

Nerd

I know lol see my other reply with the pepe

suicide hotline volunteer

You chip dogs and animals.

sailor, climbing/adventurer

Nah Brah

Climbing guide.

Doctor or pircer

Welder

You pull shit out of retard kids noses when they ram it up there?

I already answered what it was you stupid fuck

boy scout leader

Close I have to climb for my job

Logger

No

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Fucking this

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Corporate sellout

Probably the closest I'm an arborist

Holding shit inside people during surgery or while treating them. Like arteries

Apple tech support?

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> Crap

SysAdmin?

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only if they ram a spotlight up there

Prostitute?

Business man

Swedish ambassador?

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Australian reality TV show host / producer?

Professional OP?

Micky D's

Yep. And DBA.

Big words scare me

you are an intubator

You are an elementary school nurse.
I know because mom uses this for her job.

have oak tree
gets full leaves in summer
but bark is looking scaly and there are some small dead branches here and there.
is it dying?

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School shooter?

guess

Tell me about the effects of habitat fragmentation on seedling recruitment

Sys admin (btw noob using bash)

Ten premium internets to the person who guesses correctly, this is a tough one.

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Ultrasound technician

professional alcoholic

Well or geothermal driller? Or maybe used to install underground cables, either way I'd like to know how it works

environmental engineer/tech

nope

Rate my crew

winrar

Abortionist

This is a more difficult one. Go ahead and guess.