Describe your sex life with the title of a movie

Describe your sex life with the title of a movie.

Predator

The Last Samurai

Hot Shots

Dancing with Wolves

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mugfucker

The Cuckold

Goodnight Mommy

Zootopia

Punisher: War Zone

The Prince's Bride

Bane?

>Merely pretending is the height of comedy
Here's your (You), use it in good health, my friend.

Big trouble in little china

12 years a slave

I Stand Alone

2001

Because nothing happens

...

Alone In the Dark

12 Angry Men

Creepshow

The Virgin Suicides

The Usual Suspects

The usual suspects are my hands

Being john malkovich

Inside Man

Mommy

...

Dirty harry

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

>The Peanuts Movie

It's because I like my nuts licked

There will be Blood

Scream

Big Momma's House

...

There will be Blood

geddit? it's because my benis is huge :DDDD

Deep Impact

Two Mules For Sister Sara

For a few dollars more

How to lose friends and alienate people

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II (extended edition)

On The Waterfront

Lolita

Poor little white guy

Breathless

...

Alien vs. Predator.

I jerk off to porn of hot female illegal immigrants fighting hot child molesters.

Contact

Failure to launch

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

When you have to explain it the joke stops being one.

>tfw really not clever and witty enough to be on Sup Forums

Gone Girl

If you have a folder full of frogs, then yeah, you're probably right.

just one frog

>the stranger

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

so random xDDD

DELETE THIS

Mammoth

The Core
The only way out is in

Slap Her She's French

Zootopia

Stupid dumb frogposting scum

angry birds: the movie

home alone

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring on Blu-ray, please insert disk 2.

National Treasure. Wild mass guessing and too much time with males instead of females

freddy got fingered

Kids

China 9, Liberty 37

Manos: Hands of Fate

Ant-man

How to Be Single

The Jungle Book

Alone in the Dark

O Brother Where Art Thou?

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

Oy Vey My Son Is Gay

The Mummy

you spy on kids

...

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

The Neverending Story

Shrek 2

Pretty Baby

Cave of Forgotten Dreams

Theres this place called london. You should be there
[Spoiler]cuz i'll be there[/Spoiler]

Rabbit Hole

Rize

Don't Look Now

The Hand

Carry On Up The Khyber

Nude For Satan

The Kids Are All Right

Inside Out.

Child Bride
Dog Fucker
Pick one.

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